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[fallagin]

Wow, I freaking love these truthfact bombs!

 

[MormaPope]

Indeed. Someone please translate that into english. The content may be very interesting but if you can't be arsed to post in proper english. Don't bother.

It honestly doesn't take that much effort to read.

 

[Professor Beef]

But if a poster is willing to put his name (read: balls) on the line, that counts for something when the poster in question has CBOAT's record.

He is putting his buttocks on the line, thank you very much.

 

[SRTtoZ]

Indeed. Someone please translate that into english. The content may be very interesting but if you can't be arsed to post in proper english. Don't bother.

It's perfectly translated on the very first page. I understand not reading an entire thread but at least read a few replies.

 

[twisteddeeds]

So let me get this straight: You seem to imply you know about Microsofts PC, yet you have no clue about all those new IPs that they're gonna present? It just doesn't add up. I think you'll need a new account in a couple of hours but let's see. If you turn out legit I'm gonna eat some crow but so far it seems like you're just an annoying troll.

You might need a breathmint afterwards

 

[Soule]

This is the best U MAD gif I've seen in ages, it's beautiful and perfect.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

And people ask why he types like that

 

[theSlacker]

Indeed. Someone please translate that into english. The content may be very interesting but if you can't be arsed to post in proper english. Don't bother.

Or you can just read the god dammed thread, where translations have been posted multiple times, even on the first page.

 

[Xater]

If the DRM gets even worse and there are no plans fr rental then lol

It was already clear that I would not get it but now I don't get why anyone else would.

 

[sTeLioSco]

prince of persia reboot? nice hope is great

 

[Leks]

E3 wouldn't be awesome without a cboat's thread.

 

[MirageDwarf]

Please don't let this be the true final lovedown. We need more threads like this on GAF

Don't know if this is his final but he has less than 100 posts over the time. He/she comes back only to drop truthfacts bombs. Post-E3 2013 will not be as loaded with rumors as pre-E3 2013 anyway.

 

[zeopower6]

And people ask why he types like that

Ah, it works so well, lol. Though some of these people have been on NeoGAF for years so there's no excuse, really.

 

[Kusagari]

So let me get this straight: You seem to imply you know about Microsofts PC, yet you have no clue about all those new IPs that they're gonna present? It just doesn't add up. I think you'll need a new account in a couple of hours but let's see. If you turn out legit I'm gonna eat some crow but so far it seems like you're just an annoying troll.

It's not even officially E3 yet and GAF is already delivering.

 

[xenist]

Or you can just read the god dammed thread, where translations have been posted multiple times, even on the first page.

Nah. It has only been posted ten times.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

And people ask why he types like that

Who does?

Sorry guys, I may be cranky this morning!

Why is Ubisoft's conference so long? It's like 3hrs!

 

[zon]

Cboat, that's the funny guy right? I couldn't tell.

"Hay guis. I tipe bad, iz this funy?"

Apparently it's hilarious.

But yay! e3!

It's more funny than seeing you thirst over every girl on gaf.

#truthfact

 

[Sadist]

Thanks Cboat!

 

[linko9]

The main thing that gets me is that the DRM was MS's idea, not 3rd parties. Makes me pretty annoyed at certain people (GB...) who just assumed that it was 3rd parties' idea, and sort of casually passed that off as fact.

 

[Freezie KO]

It's more funny than seeing you thirst over every girl on gaf.

#truthfact

 

[Donos]

I bet Phil Harrison is now under tight surveillance . Sony planted him good.

 

[Durante]

I'm dreading how they will try to sell "the cloud" at the conference, and how some people will run with it.

It's perfectly translated on the very first page. I understand not reading an entire thread but at least read a few replies.

I has been perfectly "translated" at least 5 times by now. Though I really don't think it's that hard to interpret in the first place.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Shocking revelation. Like every E3 PC ever before.

There is a rental strategy but it involves mandatory demos. No game renting as we know it now but that shouldn't be surprising either.

#nonfact Can't be proven, can't be disproven. Wow.

#nonfact2 So you know they are worse? But after telling everything else you cannot tell this one? LOL!!! Spill the beans or don't. Mysterious stuff like this just shows that you really might just have an agenda against Microsoft.

As if we didn't know already.

Wasn't it cancelled a couple of months ago? I think you lurk on Youtube and fell for a fake from two days ago (Prince of Persia E3 leak).

And if they don't show it it's gonna be at Gamescom, right?

What a surprise. As if anybody expected Microsoft to give up 1 billion a year in revenue.

Known for quite some time as well. A rumour on top of a rumour is ridiculous.

Again, how convenient.

#convenientliefact

So let me get this straight: You seem to imply you know about Microsofts PC, yet you have no clue about all those new IPs that they're gonna present? It just doesn't add up. I think you'll need a new account in a couple of hours but let's see. If you turn out legit I'm gonna eat some crow but so far it seems like you're just an annoying troll.

This thread.

 

[Professor Beef]

It's more funny than seeing you thirst over every girl on gaf.

#truthfact

 

[NinjaBoiX]

It's more funny than seeing you thirst over every girl on gaf.

#truthfact

I guess you like to lurk that thread as much as me then eh? Just silently, from the shadows.

 

[AngryMoth]

Amazing thread.

Sony should just make a joke about pubs being paid to not show PS4 versions of games at their conference. "It appears one of our competitions doesn't want you to see how much better games are looking on the PS4" or something like that. Undermines the strategy and points out what I really is: desperation.

 

[Xater]

I'm dreading how they will try to sell "the cloud" at the conference, and how some people will run with it.

I has been perfectly "translated" at least 5 times by now. Though I really don't think it's that hard to interpret in the first place.

It really isn't. English is not my first language and I had no trouble with it.

 

[zeopower6]

Gosh someone is drunk. How have the mods overlooked this?

Gosh, someone has no idea what's going on...

 

[Foffy]

Amazing thread.

Sony should just make a joke about pubs being paid to not show PS4 versions of games at their conference. "It appears one of our competitions doesn't want you to see how much better games are looking on the PS4" or something like that. Undermines the strategy and points out what I really is: desperation.

I hope so. I want to see Sony drop some MAJOR shots at Microsoft, but I fear that they're just as bad and greedy as MS is..

Man, for a new generation, I already feel I own the worthwhile platforms, and what they're showing me isn't out yet. All because of this vile dreck..):

 

[Hindle]

I'm surprised he doesn't have the names for the first party games they're showing.

 

[Hung_real]

when i grow up i wanna be a crazy buttocks on a train.

 

[Chance Hale]

Is Dead Rising 3 rumored to be made by the people who did 2 or Capcom themselves?

 

[Prophet Steve]

Thank you CBOAT, you are a hero.

Is Dead Rising 3 rumored to be made by the people who did 2 or Capcom themselves?

I don't think there have been rumors for that, but I'm just going to assume an external/western studio instead of Capcom.

 

[twisteddeeds]

Is Dead Rising 3 rumored to be made by the people who did 2 or Capcom themselves?

Capcom Vancouver I think

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Figured Sony wouldn't talk about DRM at E3. Pretty annoying they keep kicking it into the long grass.

Just announce your plans already.

 

[Professor Beef]

It really isn't. English is not my first language and I had no trouble with it.

If anything, English not being your first language has helped you!

 

[plainr_]

This thread.

I just love this gif so much.

 

[KotorFanboy]

Thanks Mr. CBoaT. and FUCK M$, I have never despised a company so much before. M$ has dethroned EA as gaming's Satan

 

[Hot Coldman]

Is Dead Rising 3 rumored to be made by the people who did 2 or Capcom themselves?

It'll be Capcpom Vancouver.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Shocking revelation. Like every E3 PC ever before.



There is a rental strategy but it involves mandatory demos. No game renting as we know it now but that shouldn't be surprising either.



#nonfact Can't be proven, can't be disproven. Wow.



#nonfact2 So you know they are worse? But after telling everything else you cannot tell this one? LOL!!! Spill the beans or don't. Mysterious stuff like this just shows that you really might just have an agenda against Microsoft.



As if we didn't know already.



Wasn't it cancelled a couple of months ago? I think you lurk on Youtube and fell for a fake from two days ago (Prince of Persia E3 leak).



And if they don't show it it's gonna be at Gamescom, right?



What a surprise. As if anybody expected Microsoft to give up 1 billion a year in revenue.



Known for quite some time as well. A rumour on top of a rumour is ridiculous.



Again, how convenient.



#convenientliefact

So let me get this straight: You seem to imply you know about Microsofts PC, yet you have no clue about all those new IPs that they're gonna present? It just doesn't add up. I think you'll need a new account in a couple of hours but let's see. If you turn out legit I'm gonna eat some crow but so far it seems like you're just an annoying troll.

You should do a *pew-pew-pew* with your finger-gun, blow on it, then moonwalk out of this thread.


Or better yet something-something tear-fountain-bidet.

 

[WinFonda]

So let me get this straight: You seem to imply you know about Microsofts PC, yet you have no clue about all those new IPs that they're gonna present? It just doesn't add up. I think you'll need a new account in a couple of hours but let's see. If you turn out legit I'm gonna eat some crow but so far it seems like you're just an annoying troll.

My friend, CBOAT's word is his balls. Are your words your balls? Think carefully before challenging.

 

[pa22word]

God damn it pleaaaaaase don't let Dead Rising 3 be an Xbone exclusive. That would probably break my gamer heart ='(

Why do you keep doing this shit capcom? Ugh...

Spoiler

at least let it come to PC too like with Titanfall >.>

 

[fallagin]

Figured Sony wouldn't talk about DRM at E3. Pretty annoying they keep kicking it into the long grass.

Just announce your plans already.

I would like this, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

 

[Chance Hale]

Capcom Vancouver I think

I totally forgot they had actually acquired the Dead Rising 2 team and made them part of Capcom itself.

 

[Donos]

I'm surprised he doesn't have the names for the first party games they're showing.

I think if he tells to much of what he knows, it's easier for MS to get behind his identity.

 

[Horse Armour]

Cboat, that's the funny guy right? I couldn't tell.

"Hay guis. I tipe bad, iz this funy?"

Apparently it's hilarious.

But yay! e3!

You got banned for denying that the holocaust happened. I don't think you're in any position to call people trolls.

 

[PinkCrayon]

Figured Sony wouldn't talk about DRM at E3. Pretty annoying they keep kicking it into the long grass.

Just announce your plans already.

Their silence speaks for itself.

 

[sephi22]

It's more funny than seeing you thirst over every girl on gaf.

#truthfact

Holy shit

 

[N2NOther]

It's perfectly translated on the very first page. I understand not reading an entire thread but at least read a few replies.

And on nearly every page after.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Capcom Vancouver I think

Ugh, no thanks. Blue Castle made a mess out of DR2. Ruined a perfectly paced and tuned game with their attempts to make it more accessible.