^Are we really having this discussion? I mean, with how many posts, how many times this has been discussed, how silly it actually is when you think about it, and how many Smash games have had all types of oddball characters, are we really trying to make sense of why a character's fighting style in Smash has to be the most logical thing in existence?
Not to mention SSB4 seems to be much sillier than Brawl is with the roster so far.