God loves sodomy.
What are your feelings about anal intercourse?
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God loves sodomy.
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
It's fine. It requires forethought. It's also not something you just "spring" on someone with an "ah-HAH" like you're Claptrap.
For receiving: I don't know how to put this... while I like the feeling, I don't like the feeling. Its like being tickled. There comes a point with me where it goes from feeling fun to feeling creepy and I get completely turned off at that point and I just want you to go away. I don't mean "oh, this means I'm losing my masculinity" creepy. I mean "oh, I can't tell if this feels great or if I'm about to take a huge shit.... STOP IT NOW" creepy.
For giving: I'll toss your salad, but I don't want to put my dick in it.
FRANKIE SAYS RELAX
For receiving: I don't know how to put this... while I like the feeling, I don't like the feeling. Its like being tickled. There comes a point with me where it goes from feeling fun to feeling creepy and I get completely turned off at that point and I just want you to go away. I don't mean "oh, this means I'm losing my masculinity" creepy. I mean "oh, I can't tell if this feels great or if I'm about to take a huge shit.... STOP IT NOW" creepy.
For giving: I'll toss your salad, but I don't want to put my dick in it.
FRANKIE SAYS RELAX
Wait, you won't stick your penis is someone's ass, but you'll stick your tongue in it?
frankie_baby
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She finds it too sloppy with lube, at most a bit of spit and often not even that
TOP SHOTTA
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Ok. c'mon Bor. If we're in a rush and aren't foreplaying a lot I can barely get mine in her vagina without a little lube (saliva) and I am not some kind of fucking stallion size wize. I don't know how one would penetrate a little asshole without at LEAST saliva guiding the way. Truly I don't understand how the physics would allow it. I feel like my dick would impale on itself and even the healthiest of erections wouldn't press through her. Plus that sounds EXTREMELY uncomfortable.
You do it in the vag first, and if you're doing it well, things should get wet enough to use as lube for the butt later. At least in my experience...
frankie_baby
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Her arse has been very well used, play with it a bit and it its pretty easy to get in
TOP SHOTTA
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Well yeah that's lube though. if that's what it is, okay then.I am convinced. He did say NO lube. Not secretions, not saliva, nothing etc.
On one hand, eegh. On the other hand, I find that kind of hot. Good for you. Not trying to do a dick measuring thread but I am fairly wide down there. There is pretty much no chance I am getting in there without lube. Even the thought of trying it hurts. It's be like pressing my dick flat into her leg or something.
Cow Mengde
Banned
Never done it. Someone remind me to find a girl that's willing to give it a try and I'll report back with my finds.
fifasnipe2224
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Interesting timing... me and my GF just gave it another go last night.
IT WAS AMAZING! I am a big fan of sticking my D in her A. It was a bit tricky for her at first (even crying on the first we attempts) Recently we found a position that works (sort of) and we were able to finish with it. I had to take it slow and not to deep for a while.
Last night... idk how to explain it... but everything just worked. I was able to go in full force (dept and speed) and she had no issue. So yea, it was an amazing night for me and she seems to feel super proud of her new accomplishment.
IT WAS AMAZING! I am a big fan of sticking my D in her A. It was a bit tricky for her at first (even crying on the first we attempts) Recently we found a position that works (sort of) and we were able to finish with it. I had to take it slow and not to deep for a while.
Last night... idk how to explain it... but everything just worked. I was able to go in full force (dept and speed) and she had no issue. So yea, it was an amazing night for me and she seems to feel super proud of her new accomplishment.
High-five my man. Keep it sporadic, let it heal, make it a treat.
frankie_baby
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I have the worst of both worlds. I had an ex who LOVED it, like wanted to do it every time.
Sadly, I married a girl who is like, "Nope!"
So, I know I have this really awesome toy, but I can never play with it
Divorce?
I always wanted to try it so bad until I did. Then it was pretty meh. It's okay I guess, but i prefer regular old vagina intercourse.
frankie_baby
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They didn't return the favour?
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
I'm not big on the feeling. I don't like the idea that I'm teasing someone to shit on me.
fifasnipe2224
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Thanks dude! Yea I'll keep it as a treat I guess... if I am being a 'good boy'. I have no issue with that. I rather not hurt her or lose the pleasure of it. I am thinking once every month or two. Laft night was the first nice that she ACED it, like did perfect with it and showed no pain. So I am hoping it will be like this or better. I hope it was not freak luck.
LOL!
Yes. Do it.
Wait, I'm still hung up on this.
In my 7+ years of being sexually active, I've come to pride myself on my ability to handle dick. Dicks of any size, shape, girth and color. And I'm no prude: My ass is practically Zagat-rated.
But even STILL I couldn't IMAGINE doing it without lube. That can be legitimately painful and is just not advisable.
And you mean for us to believe that your girlfriend, after only a few goes at it, now prefers dry dick?
I just find that hard to believe. But ok...
fifasnipe2224
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No lube = bullshit
frankie_baby
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Eh? She's been taking my dick up it for 8 years and plenty of others for a few years before that
TOP SHOTTA
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What was the magic position?
You seem to be going out of your way to paint her as .... promiscuous. Like, with all due respect, ass promiscuous.
Which agian.... is mildly hot. I have a thing for them fallen angels too.
Trojita
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There are plenty of tools out there for men to use to massage their prostate.
It is supposed to be awesome at climax, but I'd be worried about getting to the point where that is the only way I can or want to get off. Then there is the whole cleaning thing, mess left afterwards, and the potential to damage your inner organ, though I think that is not all that likely and mainly caused by carelessness.
It is supposed to be awesome at climax, but I'd be worried about getting to the point where that is the only way I can or want to get off. Then there is the whole cleaning thing, mess left afterwards, and the potential to damage your inner organ, though I think that is not all that likely and mainly caused by carelessness.
Aneros toys are awesome.
As for cleaning, you'd be surprised how clean your rectum is.
Dunedain_Ranger
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Getting a little hot up in this thread.....
Judge: Sir, please give me the reason you are filing this divorce petition.
Me: Umm, well....
Typhoon_Ex
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I don't like the idea that I'm packing her poop.
I had a girlfriend that really liked anal though, so I had to delight her.
I had a girlfriend that really liked anal though, so I had to delight her.
MickeyPhree
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The wife and I tried it again the other day. It's been at least a year and half since we did it last and it didnt go over so well this time. Prepared for a while using the fingers and lots of lube, but she couldn't take much more than the tip even going incredibly slow. For references sake she was on her back wither her groin area angled up which is the position she always liked it best in.
Need to practice more to get back in the swing if things.
Need to practice more to get back in the swing if things.
Not a Jellyfish
but I am a sheep
I am indifferent on the subject, not something I try for or feel the need to pursue but if significant other had a thing for it guess I would try to please them.
fifasnipe2224
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On her back, legs in the air (over my shoulders), and her A angled up a bit. We have tried damn near every position possible, this one works amazing well for her. She did her research and this is the position she came up with, only one that has worked.
Lol nope.
Anal > Pussy > Head > Hands
frankie_baby
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You better hope the judge don't get to do his Mrs up the arse either, if so he'll grant it in a second and award you everything
frankie_baby
Member
Promiscuous girls are far better in bed than a goody too shoes
SlipperySlope
Banned
I've tried it once, about a month ago. We tried to play it safe (do it right after she uses the restroom, use a condom, lots of lube, etc). Tried to get her ready for it by using a really thin dildo to start things off.
When we came to it, it was really difficult. She's really small, which I think makes it more difficult than I thought it would be. She's only 5 feet tall. Got my penis as hard as I could get it, and had to use A LOT of force, only to get the head in.
I don't know... anyone else have this experience? How did you fix it next time? I think she needs to somehow relax more, but I understand that can be really difficult when you think about what's going on.
Or it may never work. Her vagina is also really tight, we can only do it missionary. We try doggy-style sometimes but she can't handle it for more than 10 seconds. She's Asian, so that may also play a factor.
Edit - We also need lube every time we do it vaginally.
When we came to it, it was really difficult. She's really small, which I think makes it more difficult than I thought it would be. She's only 5 feet tall. Got my penis as hard as I could get it, and had to use A LOT of force, only to get the head in.
I don't know... anyone else have this experience? How did you fix it next time? I think she needs to somehow relax more, but I understand that can be really difficult when you think about what's going on.
Or it may never work. Her vagina is also really tight, we can only do it missionary. We try doggy-style sometimes but she can't handle it for more than 10 seconds. She's Asian, so that may also play a factor.
Edit - We also need lube every time we do it vaginally.
tearsofash
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Watched Doom Generation forever ago and realized the beauty of the prostate.
Tell her to push out as you go in. That's all I got. Anal isn't for everyone. It may be that she's just not that into it or you are simply too big for her.
How does it actually work? If I would stick something up my ass right now I'm not confident it would come out stain free.
She needs to use dildos on herself in her spare time. That way she's not so tightened up and tense when you guys are together. She'll feel more confident that it won't hurt.
Patrick Bateman
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I'm pretty anal about it.
Am I too late?
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
Don't you get her super wet? I go in slow in her vag and she gets really wet fast.
Because your rectum doesn't store shit at all times.
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
We need someone to post the cleaning pre-routine in here
It's literally the best thing ever. I can't imagine sex without anal play of some sort. If you haven't tried it you're missing out tremendously. it will change your life.
It's misrepresented in porn though. Takes good communication and some preparation especially when new. Some people can't have their ass pounded into the ground (YET).
It's also hilarious to me that there are guys who don't realize there are a tremendous amount of girls out there that love it and want it more than vaginal intercourse. Every girl I've been in a relationship with loved anal sex and we engaged in it very often. I couldn't imagine being with a girl that didn't love it or wasn't open minded sexually.
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LMAO, the last sentence killed me.
nice to know most women you've asked about it are sexually dishonest.
It's misrepresented in porn though. Takes good communication and some preparation especially when new. Some people can't have their ass pounded into the ground (YET).
It's also hilarious to me that there are guys who don't realize there are a tremendous amount of girls out there that love it and want it more than vaginal intercourse. Every girl I've been in a relationship with loved anal sex and we engaged in it very often. I couldn't imagine being with a girl that didn't love it or wasn't open minded sexually.
EDIT:
There is some truth to this but how often does that happen? There is nothing wrong with taking risks sexually and sometimes it's worth it.
LMAO, the last sentence killed me.
nice to know most women you've asked about it are sexually dishonest.
SillyEskimo
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The ass is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina on average. It is very noticable on my dick.
The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.
If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.
Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.
Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.
I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.
Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.
I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.
If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.
Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.
Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.
I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.
Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.
I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
Astroglide has been proven to deteriorate the rectal tissue. I'd stop using that one for anal.
SillyEskimo
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I've used it enough to single handidly invalidate any such report. I'll gladly look over any link you provide though.
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