What are your feelings about anal intercourse?

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Straight guy so I've never been fucked in the ass but having the buttspot worked while getting your dick sucked/jerking off is amazing.

I pity all you prissy little analphobes that will never experience an orgasm so hard you feel like your dick is going to launch it's head through the fuckin' ceiling.
 
Straight as well and have had it done to me numerous times. Have had the biggest orgasm of my life one time. Didn't even know I came it felt so good. Also, have given only a couple of times. My girlfriend and I are still messing around with it. It's not really something you just do randomly.
 
The best is when she guides it in receives it by pressing herself against me. That's actually better for her comfort than me putting it in. Let the receiver control the speed, gentlemen.

As for lube, sometimes it's necessary, other times we've had great anal with nothing but a handful of our saliva. Depends on the day.
 
I feel the stigma about it is simultaneously the only thing scaring people, and making people want to do it. "I got anal!" is an achievement almost. In my experience, traditional ol' vaginal intercourse is always just so much better.

A bit of ass play can be pretty good though.
 
SlipperySlope said:
I wish she would, but she doesn't masturbate :(
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MasterBalls said:
I feel the stigma about it is simultaneously the only thing scaring people, and making people want to do it. "I got anal!" is an achievement almost. In my experience, traditional ol' vaginal intercourse is always just so much better.

A bit of ass play can be pretty good though.
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It functions best as a compliment to an already healthy sex life, I believe. I've yet to meet a couple that prefer anal over vaginal, not that they'd disclose this information. I'm good at reading people.
 
Mister Wilhelm said:
Straight guy so I've never been fucked in the ass but having the buttspot worked while getting your dick sucked/jerking off is amazing.

I pity all you prissy little analphobes that will never experience an orgasm so hard you feel like your dick is going to launch it's head through the fuckin' ceiling.
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Can you explain?
 
ConradCervantes said:
It functions best as a compliment to an already healthy sex life, I believe. I've yet to meet a couple that prefer anal over vaginal, not that they'd disclose this information. I'm good at reading people.
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And in certain situations when you're drunk and have poor thrust, a happy accident!

"Oh!"

"Yeah."

"That's just fine".

"Isn't it".

Polite.
 
Im going to be honest.

Ive only been with 3 women who were ok with it, and one of them loved it. I should have married her, but she was a wreck upstairs.

Anyways. Best time I have had. It kind of meant they were down for anything, which was always fun. :(

If there is a phrase sexier than when your girl tells you in her raspy voice "You want to **** my @**"

I have yet to hear it.
 
hoos30 said:
I have the worst of both worlds. I had an ex who LOVED it, like wanted to do it every time.

Sadly, I married a girl who is like, "Nope!"

So, I know I have this really awesome toy, but I can never play with it :(
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Those feels - I've got them too.

Ex was mad for it and almost preferred it. Also used to like it with just vag lube and a bit of spit. Said she liked it when it hurt a little. Also liked being held down and stuff. Man why are the crazy ones the hottest in bed lol
 
THE NO LIFE KING said:
A hole is a hole.
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Lol. Classic. 10/10

I've done it to my girlfriend, I like it. Feels different, but in a good way. I could never go strictly anal and never use the vagina again, I love that baby too much. She says it feels really good, but also hurts as well so she is kinda hesitant on trying it more. One day I will hit her in the shitter again(lol)
 
SillyEskimo said:
The ass is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina on average. It is very noticable on my dick.

The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.

If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.

Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.

Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.

I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.

Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.

I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
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SillyEskimo said:
The ass is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina on average. It is very noticable on my dick.

The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.

If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.

Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.

Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.

I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.

Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.

I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
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fuck. yes.
 
SillyEskimo said:
The ass is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina on average. It is very noticable on my dick.

The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.

If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.

Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.

Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.

I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.

Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.

I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
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Souless_PJ said:
Those feels - I've got them too.

Ex was mad for it and almost preferred it. Also used to like it with just vag lube and a bit of spit. Said she liked it when it hurt a little. Also liked being held down and stuff. Man why are the crazy ones the hottest in bed lol
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Preach, brotha.

In college, I had a chick that could fuck you until your knees started shaking. But she was nuttier than a fruit cake.
 
hoos30 said:
Preach, brotha.

In college, I had a chick that could fuck you until your knees started shaking. But she was nuttier than a fruit cake.
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I swear this is the law of life. They are so much fun to ride, but trying to keep up on the maintenance is not worth it
 
SillyEskimo said:
The ass is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina on average. It is very noticable on my dick.

The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.

If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.

Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.

Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.

I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.

Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.

I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
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You're the Backroom Casting guy aren't you?
 
I'm not a fan, but i've done it with a couple of girls and only once did it get a little messy. That girl, however, wasn't a experienced one, so maybe that explains it.
 
Silly Eskimo going for that ass-themed tag. On topic: I was always curious about trying it, but I've only ever had one girlfriend and she had zero interest so I didn't force the issue.
 
SillyEskimo said:
The ass is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina on average. It is very noticable on my dick.

The anus is tighter, more controllable, and with a knowledgable partner, is capable of feats the vagina simply cannot do.

If you are balls deep in an ass and your partner "bears down" as if shitting, the folds of ass meat can sink a further inch or so internally. Imagine that for a second. That is balls deep +more. It's like fucking 2.0. They don't teach this stuff in school boys and girls.

Some people are better at getting fucked in the ass than others. Consult a stool chart. If you are getting shit on your dick, your partner's bowl habits are going to be the culprit. This does not mean something is wrong with your partner's ass, it just means that certain types of poop have a better chance of causing issues. I've never once had an issue in my life, and friends, I fucked a shitload of asses in my day. I did get a girl's poo poo on a vibrator though. It was a hugh, as in wide, one too. She took that thing like a fucking champ. Solution? Keep a moist, dark colored hand towl handy. It's also good for normal anal clean up.

Choose the right lube for you. Some are thin and you feel a bit more friction. "Silk" was a brand I used for awhile. It has a water like consistency. I like a gel based because it provides a "cushion" of sorts. Astroglide is actually my favorite. You can buy it at Wal Mart for 5$. Just remember to always use water based with condoms. A little goes aong ways and spit reactivates that stuff instantly.

I am the ass man. It's been my thing since I was young and it was fostered by my first girlfriend. I have broken so many anal cherries in my life, it would make your head spin. How? I know how to fuck. I'm honest, open, and encouraging. I'm happy, fun, and funny. That is great and all, but trust is the number one factor. Women have always trusted me when it was buttfucking time. They knew I was experienced, would stop if asked and not be a dick about it, and they were reasonably sure in my opinion that they would enjoy themselves. Furthermore, by my very nature, buttfucking was never a surprise for anyone I ever dated. I just seem like the kind of guy that would give a 45 minute rim job then fuck some ass. I guess I just come across that way.

Anal is more intimite. I didn't date any virgins in my 20's, but I sure as hell broke in many a anal virgin. Those women will always remember me for that, as I will them for the same reason. Better yet? I liked taking a girl who had a terrible anal experience and showing her how good it can be when done correctly.

I could go on and on. Anal is fucking fantastic. Gotta go, sorry for spelling errors!
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