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[StalkerUKCG]

So i got a new kitten a while back and since we have a spare room it became the kittens safe room, its faces out on the to alley and then the houses at the back of my house. So I spent a great deal of time in this room getting the kitten used to me and making it feel safe and at home.

Regularly a guy (around my age) who lives with his parents opposite to me would be attempting to fuck one of a few chicks, most had very little interest and just shunned his advances but he fucked a few and managed to get BJ's from a few. I see all of this because his has the bedroom light on and nothing covering his window.

Since then the kitten has the freedom of the whole house but regularly stays in that room, when i spend time with him playing with his toys and such its in that room, I from time to time (once a week) see the dude at least attempting something sexual with a girl.

I just went into the room, out the corner of my eye I see the dude sat naked on his bed tugging his dick so fast I expected it to snap off. I looked away and left the room but he clearly noticed me and didn't care.

Sometimes its like a car crash and curiosity keeps me watching for a few minuets other times i just leave.

I feel kind of embarrassed for the dude but he just dosn't give a fuck.

Not looking for advice or anything just figured it was kind of odd, I assume he is in to showing off to people and I guess I'm the victim,

 

[Soler]

Pedokitty

 

[Resilient]

That's fuckn weird.

 

[Shalashaska161]

Just get some blinds man.

 

[JustinBB7]

With this title and the first few lines I got worried for a second..

 

[fallagin]

Is masturbation being pushed on you?

 

[CambriaRising]

This story did not go the direction I expected.

And that is sort of a good thing.

 

[MMaRsu]

Wow what a thread lol

 

[Old Lace]

OP, why don't you cover your window? They sell blinds at Wal-Mart, Ikea, Sears, and a variety of other department stores.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Have you ever seen the film American Beauty?

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Confused as to why the kitten is important to the story.

 

[dmr87]

I just went into the room, out the corner of my eye I see the dude sat naked on his bed tugging his dick so fast I expected it to snap off.

#dead

 

[javac]

With this title and the first few lines I got worried for a second..

I thought it be about the cats ass or something. Dat ass.

 

[Frodo]

Cool things never happen to me

 

[Nafai1123]

dedicated masturbation?

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Oh man, this sound so wrong. I'd yell out to him to get a room, or since his window is across from yours making it seem like there's no good view from your window I'd just cover it.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Confused as to why the kitten is important to the story.

It's a thread about pussy?

 

[Kaako]

Blinds...how do they work?

 

[Coolwhip]

It doesn't cross my mind to post about these kind of things on GAF, but what do I know.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It's not perverted if he didn't care.

 

[kewlmyc]

Well that's disturbing.

 

[JDSN]

It's not like you are banging the cat...I assume.

 

[PapaJustify]

OP is a pervert because he clearly is a pervert, as stated in the title.

 

[Live Free or Die]

Kitty got wet?

 

[Wario64]

OP is a perver because he clearly is a pervert, as stated in the title.

That's the only way this makes sense

 

[BattleMedic]

You should jack off for him to restore the balance of the universe.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

You should jack off for him to restore the balance of the universe.

dudes ugly

 

[captmorgan]

pull a chair up to the window pour a stiff drink and enjoy the show.

You can then clap or boo as appropriate.

 

[Dereck]

I don't understand what the kitten has to do with this story at all.

 

[Frodo]

You should jack off for him to restore the balance of the universe.

Do this while you videotape everything!

 

[StalkerUKCG]

I don't understand what the kitten has to do with this story at all.

Validation for me to be in the room, If the kitten was not involved i would be going in to spy on some dude jacking off or getting rejected. Plus the kitten is cute

 

[Frodo]

Validation for me to be in the room, If the kitten was not involved i would be going in to spy on some dude jacking off or getting rejected. Plus the kitten is cute

OP, we both now this isn't true.

 

[Black Door]

Validation for me, i would go in to spy on some dude jacking off .

Fixed that for you

 

[SJRB]

pull a chair up to the window pour a stiff drink and enjoy the show.

You can then clap or boo as appropriate.

He should pull a Commodus..

followed by

 

[SneakyStephan]

Hold the cat up to the window and make an I'm watching you hand signal, that ought to scare him enough to close his drapes.

Or do what cptmorgan says haha

 

[Clydefrog]

I think you're using your cat as a way to watch this dude.

 

[Weemanply109]

So awkward...

 

[User 100115]

Considering how often you have been able to 'accidentally' view his sexual exploits, I am leaning more toward him being the pervert than you. Like he gets off on knowing people can see him.

 

[Kinyou]

Turn off all the lights. Watch him from the dark. Don't forget to smoke a cigar.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Validation for me to be in the room, If the kitten was not involved i would be going in to spy on some dude jacking off or getting rejected. Plus the kitten is cute

So you are saying you are rubbing some hairy pussy while watching this guy jack off?

 

[gragy10]

Is this Shahid's big vita game?

Holy shit.
Meltdown.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Failing to see how you're the pervert.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Considering how often you have been able to 'accidentally' view his sexual exploits, I am leaning more toward him being the pervert than you. Like he gets off on knowing people can see him.

Exactly.

He likes it man, roll with it. This could be the start of something beautiful.

Turn off all the lights. Watch him from the dark. Don't forget to smoke a cigar.

Oh man, this thread keeps giving.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

I think he's inviting you to a wank off. You can't turn down a wank off unless you want to bring shame on your family.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

So you are saying you are rubbing some hairy pussy while watching this guy jack off?

Usually just playing with some balls while i watch this dude

 

[Megidolaon]

Must be awkward when you see him on the way to the mailbox or something. Keep the kitten away from him

 

[TheBear]

I pulled up in a car with a group of friends next to a dude whackin it in his car in broad daylight. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Must be awkward when you see him on the way to the mailbox or something. Keep the kitten away from him

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

So you pretty much have a live action porn channel next door? How did the girls look that he was banging?

You should make cards with scores depending on his performance.

 

[Skeyser]

record it and post it here op, preferably in gif form