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[Buddha Beam]

I'm dying. Not because of the dude turbo jerking his dick, but because you included your kitten in your story for no fucking reason haha.

Why?

OP thinks GAF won't turn on him if he includes the kitten. Worst case, if the thread backfires, he just has to post pictures of the kitten and all is forgiven.

Very smart. Verrrrrry smart...

 

[……forgetit]

I was really scared with those first few lines......

 

[FoxSpirit]

... Regularly a guy (around my age) who lives with his parents opposite to me would be attempting to fuck one of a few chicks, most had very little interest and just shunned his advances but he fucked a few and managed to get BJ's from a few. I see all of this because his has the bedroom light on and nothing covering his window. ...

This sounds so... I dunno. Bad taste in my mouth.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Perfect lil gif for this story, why am I the first to quote it?

 

[Ominym]

Next time you see him and you lock eyes? Don't break eye contact. Just like when you pull up next to someone at a stop light and look at them and catch them looking back. If you look away first? You've already lost. Stare him down and make him look away. Assert your dominance.

Even when he breaks eye contact initially, keep looking. He'll probably try a double take to see if your serious. Do not relent.

Spoiler

Or just buy a curtain, man. I mean, damn. It's not that hard.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Just put a camera on your window and be done with it.

 

[Devolution]

He desperately wants a threesome and you're not taking the hint.

 

[Heysoos]

Purrfect.

Seriously though, why don't you get some blinds or something?

 

[Maddness]

You need to also jack off furiously and stare at him. Let him know you get him.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Purrfect.

Seriously though, why don't you get some blinds or something?

Because he is a pervert or else he would have done it a long time ago.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

i am a pervert.

 

[sefton]

Since then the kitten has the freedom of the whole house but regularly stays in that room

Clearly, the kitten is the pervert and you're merely an accomplice!

 

[Maddocks]

you counter his masturbation with your own. Dueling banjos, but with penis.

 

[davepoobond]

Dress up, sit in a large chair, stroke your kitty and put a light on the back of your head with the room lights as you watch him next time

 

[Always-honest]

Record it for future win.

 

[agrajag]

\ I see all of this because his has the bedroom light on and nothing covering his window. \

Why is nothing covering your window? One of you guys has to cover, and he made it clear it ain't gonna be him.

 

[RoninChaos]

As long as he isn't trying to fuck your cat.

 

[Zeouterlimits]

Stalker, you need to either
a) one up him, do some vile shit that causes him to close up
b) invite friends around and all laugh at him and his lady friends
c) pull down the god damn blinds

 

[Fairly Rational]

OP sounds like the first act of a creepy horror movie.

 

[Ashes]

Ought not to be messing with the mind of a sex addict.

/just my two cents.

 

[Moz La Punk]

I think my neighbour across me can see me having sex. And hear it.

But it's an 80 year old lady so whatevs.

 

[HiiiLife]

Spying on some dude jacking off. That's sus. You should feel bad.

 

[Always-honest]

OP sounds like the first act of a creepy horror movie.

Yeah, reminds me of Body Double

 

[PatBot]

You should jack off for him to restore the balance of the universe.

dudes ugly

Interesting... so if he was handsome, you would?

 

[PaulExcellent]

I had NO idea where this was going at first.
Fucking lol.

 

[Ace Harding]

OP do you mind if I steal your story for a short film I'm making? It's an erotic thriller called Catnip.

 

[Jburton]

Confused as to why the kitten is important to the story.

It's his excuse to be in the room with the view ......... peeping toms always have some lame justification for their perverted activities

 

[tino]

So this is the pervert version of Rear Window and the kitten is Grace Kelly. You should start looking through his garbage bin now.

 

[soepje]

You should make a banner so you can cheer him on properly the next time. Maybe get some friends over too.

 

[CorrisD]

Do we have a reason why the OP doesn't just put up some curtains, blinds, or even a simple fabric veil that would allow the light to come in but also reduce the detail of the outside world in the hops of not seeing this mastorbatory scoundrel?

 

[akira28]

webcam, cheap paywall, boom.

 

[jufonuk]

You have to one up him OP, whack off so fast you might get friction burns on your cock

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Just get some blinds man.

Seriously why the holdup?

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Seriously why the holdup?

The room has a thin veil to draw across the window, it was never intended to have full windows coverings for privacy because its a rented property and a spare room. However the veil is hardly if ever fully drawn across because it is rarely ever required(except when some dude is wanking at me) I have drawn it from time to time but Its not like I'm spending huge amounts of time in this room watching a guy fap I spend maybe 10 mins in at a time playing with the cat until it leaves the room or I do something else.

 

[VE3TRO]

Push your TV upto the window and play this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWL6TBzOeog

Wait for him to see.

 

[BakedPigeon]

"its like a car crash you cant stop looking"

=

It makes me horny and I like it

 

[SlipperyMoose]

With this title and the first few lines I got worried for a second..

I know. As I was reading through the thread I was thinking "Kitten...Sex...Pervert...oh god no please".

 

[FairyD]

So how big was this guys cock? I mean if you saw him jerking off you must have got a good view.