So Kojima is actually lying when directly questioned, to make sure we don't all discover his master plan too soon. Got it.
Are you really trying to make that sound outrageous?
You seem to be suggesting that the horn means that the fellow in Afghanistan can't possibly be Big Boss
No, I'm just saying there are good reasons to suspect a switcheroo, there.
Do you think that the real Big Boss is still in a coma in 1984
How would I know? Could be in a coma, could be in hiding for some reason...
and this new guy is going around pretending to have just woken up?
I don't think he would be pretending. I think he would have to actually believe he's Big Boss. And that might just have something to do with this possibly imaginary "Ishmael" guy.
Why did the instigators of this plan to make a Big Boss body double wait nine full years to put the plan into action?
Depends on what that they'd be trying to accomplish, how difficult it would be to turn another guy into a Big Boss double...
[And boy, if you think the double theory is ridiculously far-fetched, I may have far worse right here: what if Kojima is actually *gasp* planning ahead a tiny bit, there? I know, I know. I don't quite think that's likely, myself.
At some point down the road, Big Boss will have to be
both back in the States as the Fox Hound commander
and at the head of Outer Heaven. And I guess a second Big Boss might actually come in handy, there...]
if the idea of this plan to make a Big Boss body double is to convince the world that Big Boss is still around, why wouldn't you make the body double look exactly like Big Boss? Why the ponytail and the horn?
If Big Boss disappeared from the surface of the Earth for years after his base got attacked, why would people be particularly surprised or suspicious when he comes back with an extra piece of shrapnel and a missing arm?
(... and surely, you can't be serious about the ponytail?)
Compare the sheer depth of this body double theory to the simplicity of what the trailers actually show
The simplicity of Big Boss awakening in a hospital and talking to a mysterious masked guy who sounds exactly like him and seems to be confusing the words "we" and "I". Nothing obviously suspicious, there:
simplicity.