I was thinking about the fights last night today and it was blowing my mind how Weidman won (more the way that he won, not that he won as I thought he was maybe capable of this).
I got really fucking high today with my girlfriend - who also got up at 2am last night (UK time) and stayed up until 5am with me to watch the fights.
We are so high (like, Nick Diaz high) and we were watching a youtube video of the Joe Rogan Q&A at the fan expo this year. I started getting all crazy paranoid and shit and I started thinking that last night was a fix. Like, I was so high (I'm still pretty fucking high now) and I was thinking that Dana the Fertita brothers planned all of this and they asked Weiddman to throw the fight so that Weidman could be a new all American good looking chap (who isn't black). That way they could sell more PPV to racist white folks (this is the weed talking man, so high).
Anyway, I started watching the post fight press conference vid on youtube and I was watching Dana talking about what he thought of the way that Silva lost. Dana was coming out with some bullshit and it all smelled fishy man. Anyway then Silva started saying some shit about looking after his family for a while and fake retiring and it was like really shitty acting (Silva would be a terrible actor).
Then I started getting really crazy. Like my mind was thinking up mad shit, and I thought that "what if every fighter in the UFC was an actor!"
Like, it's all just a more adult version of WWE and its all just a made up storyline? Like even Rogan is an actor (he used to be, right?) and he was the best actor of all because it was his job to convince you at home that it is real?
These are some fucking crazy weed thoughts. Like crazy paranoia.
Then you realise that, is crazy talk!
UFC is as real as it gets - that's their tag line, right?
Damn I'm still high.