Support NeoGAF

[MrAngryFace]

Got home tonight, didnt feel like dirtying dishes. So I grabbed the Chinese BBQ pork I got at central market, a couple hard dinner rolls and 1/4 a block of cheddar. Thats dinner. Im so lazy after work I cant even combine basic ingredients, I just eat the ingredients!

 

[demon]

A roast beef sandwich. Instead I didn't even put the meat inbetween the bread....I'd just take a bite out of the bread, then take a bit out of the beef. God I was lazy that night.

 

[kumanoki]

Without dirtying any dishes? Hmm. I guess the laziest meal I've ever made was a mustard and mayo sandwich.

 

[ghostface]

Two words: Chips sandwiches.

 

[MIMIC]

3 PB&Js.

 

[Dilbert]

It's a tie between dry cereal and a spoonful of peanut butter.

Unless you count a bottle of water, which requires even less work.

 

[Chony]

1. Loaf of bread.

2. Chocolate Milk (A very large glass)

3. Several nutra-grain bars.

4. 4 candy bars (when they were 4 for a dollar at QFC)

5. Bag of Tims Cascade Jalepeno Chips (Nothing to drink, mouth was on fire)

 

[Ronald_mcd]

Probably toast with nutella.

 

[BlackMage]

cup o noodles

 

[bjork]

ravioli out of the can unheated

 

[tedtropy]

Hah, today I got home from work, didn't feel like taking off for fast food, so I busted open a gift basket somebody gave me. Sure enough there was some nice cheese dip and crackers in there. One raging case of constipation later, dinner was done. :lol

 

[carpal]

Cheez-Its

 

[Miguel]

Two words: Chips sandwiches.

Cheetos Sandwiches rock

 

[ghostface]

Not as much as pringles sandwiches. Cheetos seem too heavy to be enjoyable in a sandwich.

 

[Kon Tiki]

I just eat from the peanut butter jar.

 

[tt_deeb]

Peanut butter and jell sandwhiches? Grilled cheese sandwhich? Pigs in the blanket? Pastres for breakfast? Bowl of cereal?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Beer.

 

[fennec fox]

I used to eat Ball Park franks raw in college.

 

[way more]

Can of Tuna
Fruits of questionable nature

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Some of these "lazy" meals really make me feel lazy.

One time I found a TV dinner that somebody forgot in the microwave. I had the munchies so bad that I didn't bother even cooking it...I just ate it. (It had thawed becuase it was in there for several hours, but it was very cold).

I was incredibly stoned, btw.

 

[DarthWoo]

A couple grabs at the box of a dozen donuts I happened to buy from Dunkin Donuts the day before.

 

[Eminem]

Beer.

:lol :lol That's about right. Why eat dinner when you can drink it?

 

[Pochacco]

I was once so lazy that I didn't even eat!
I usually just pick up some ready-made food nowadays: that's pretty lazy.

As I'm typing this, I'm eating some Chunky soup, which I've mixed with some macoroni I cooked - pretty lazy.

 

[ghostface]

Some of these "lazy" meals really make me feel lazy.

One time I found a TV dinner that somebody forgot in the microwave. I had the munchies so bad that I didn't bother even cooking it...I just ate it. (It had thawed becuase it was in there for several hours, but it was very cold).

I was incredibly stoned, btw.

:lol You don't want to hear about the shit I've eaten while stoned. I'm disgusted just thinking about it. Someone should make a thread about that.

 

[Drinky Crow]

My sister-in-law left some KFC coleslaw out on the counter and it's what I'm eating now. Sad, really, but hey: COLESLAW!

 

[Mama Smurf]

I was once so lazy that I didn't even eat!

I'm doing this right now. I just really cannot be fucked making anything. I can't even face spreading some margarine on a piece of bread. I'd get a packet of crisps, but I'm not sure if I've got any in, and I'm sure as hell not checking.

 

[BobbyRobby]

I just drank a can of diced pears, but I had to borrow a can-opener from someone down the hall, so it wasn't that easy.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I should buy some pop tarts or something next time I'm out. I never have enough stuff in that takes no effort.

 

[AntoneM]

Cloverdale Tangy Summer Sausage, that's it, just peeled back the... whatever the hell it's called, skin or covering or something. So, it was just me and a big ass stick of meat, <stewie> Oh yes, I went there </stewie>. However, it was a great meal because that shit is like the mana of the gods as any North Dakotan can tell you.

 

[belgurdo]

Bagel sandwich (pre-cut bagel, slice of American cheese, strip of sliced meat), prepared on the front of cereal box

 

[thefit]

White bread with sugar and a glass of kool-aid. My lazy ass brother thought me that.

 

[Vormund]

Just plain bread, nothing on it.

 

[yoshifumi]

Once I tried eating ramen noodles without cooking it first. You're gonna need some kind of food IV to be lazier than that.

i used to do that all the time as a snack

 

[robochimp]

My brother ate frozen fish sticks as a kid. For some reason he loved them

 

[Triumph]

I think ordering pizza or chinese and having it brought to you is gotta be the laziest.

 

[Manabanana]

Once I tried eating ramen noodles without cooking it first. You're gonna need some kind of food IV to be lazier than that.

I do that all the time! That shit's great. My laziest meal recently was probably tortillas and marinara sauce. Cold. I just dipped the torillas in the jar of sauce and ate them.

 

[Zaptruder]

laziest meal for me in recent history was 2 slices of bread.

I was gonna make a sandwich but I decided against it and starting eating the bread like it was a sandwich

 

[demon]

spoonful of peanut butter.

Pfft, you actually used a utensil?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

On Saturday morning I was too lazy to go grocery shopping, so I started eating whipped cream. It was good at first, but I started feeling very sick after five minutes.

I've also just eaten crackers before. Not graham or animal, just plain saltines. I would just sit in my room and eat a box of crackers...

 

[spliced]

Usually after I'm sick my first meal will be a bunch of saltine crackers.

I've had many, many, many lazy meals. hot dogs straight from the package, 64 slices of american cheese(ok maybe not that many ), raw noodles with those flavor packs, cereal from the box, pickles and peanutbutter, tuna from the can.

 

[lordmrw]

ketchup sandwiches. of course, we were poor as hell back then, and anything, anything , was better than government cheese.

 

[SSGMUN10000]

ketchup sandwiches. of course, we were poor as hell back then, and anything, anything , was better than government cheese.

What u talking about? That cheese made for some real good nachos.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Once I was so lazy, I didn't even make a meal. I just ate air.

 

[nomoment]

Last night's dinner: a bag of Crispers.

Ketchup flavor rocks!

 

[Scrow]

bowl of cereal

edit: or just a banana

 

[TheOMan]

Glass of chocolate milk and white bread.

Cereal is pretty lazy, been there, done that.

Sandwich meat.

Left over pizza is pretty lazy. Especially cold.

 

[Sledn]

A couple of nights after thanksgiving I sat down with a bag of ham and just ate out of the bag. Ham is good.

 

[op_ivy]

instant oatmeal. but i was too lasy to even heat up some water and ate it raw! :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

a mayonaise burrito.

 

[Pochacco]

Once I was so lazy, I didn't even make a meal. I just ate air.

:lol :lol

If only this worked, I'd save a lot of money.