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*Eating chilly out of the can
*Smashing up tortilla chips with salsa and eating it with a spoon
*Ramen straight out of the bag
*Half a jar of jelly and a cold fried chicken thigh

 

[cvxfreak]

Unheated hotdog.

 

[Dead]

Unheated hotdog.

yeah. Just pulled out an oscar mayer hotdog, and ate it raw :X

 

[TheOMan]

Unheated hotdog.

Dude, seriously, your avatar freaks me out.

 

[Stryder]

I just had a bowl of Honey Weets, with no milk, and without using any utensils at all, I just sat here, with right hand on the mouse browsing GAF and my left hand holding the bowl. I used my tongue to eat the Honey Weets, it made the perfect dipping utensil for those sticky treats.

 

[BlackSalad]

frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag

 

[TheOMan]

Man, it's a toss up between Stryder and BlackSalad

Stryder for his pure laziness while multitasking

BlackSalad for being hardcore and eating frozen food. (It was frozen right?)

 

[BlackSalad]

of course :lol

 

[Stryder]

Woo! yeah mine wasn't really a meal, just a snack, but still!! it was pretty lazy

I think BlackSalad's effort is more lazy, as.. he totally skipped the heating up process which doesn't require that much effort :lol

 

[Drozmight]

I eat frozen french fries all the time, still frozen.

 

[Hitokage]

Luckily, hot dogs are precooked.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I just had a big piece of leftover steak. just put hot sauce + steak sauce in a bowl, and dipped the steak in.

 

[blackwind]

Un-cooked Ramen with Peanut Butter spread all over it.

 

[Fifty]

I eat frozen french fries all the time, still frozen.

I think you win.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I also eat hot chocolate and oatmeal right out of the packets when I get hungry.

I can't be bothered with the heating/cooking process.

I've drank eggs on occasion, when I didn't want to dirty dishes.

rather than prepare a meal, I've resorted to eating soem dog biscuits.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Frozen fries rule!

 

[mosaic]

Slices of lunchmeat right out of the package. No bread. No cheese. Just the meat.

Also, having pizza delivered just to get some soda, so I didn't have to walk 2 blocks in the snow (back when I lived in Vermont).

 

[Orin GA]

Microwaved some canned sardine with left over dry rice.

Note: DO NOT MICROWAVE SARDINES

 

[Orin GA]

EVER

 

[Ecrofirt]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Drozmight]

Frozen fries rule!

Haha, yeah they do... I usually just leave 'em in my mouth until they can be broken into smaller pieces and then chewed.

I guess in a way, I'm using my own body heat to cook them.

 

[Morbo]

Take four pieces of white bread, eat the crusts, compact the rest into a tight ball, eat.

Open block of cheese, eat.

Take spoon (or hand) full of sugar and eat.

When I eat something from a can, rather than using a pot or frying pan and creating dishes, I usually just open the can and stick it in the oven (label attached).

 

[Willco]

Hot dog raped in cheese.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Breathing in air with lots of dust in it.

Thread over.

 

[Rorschach]

Hot dog raped in cheese.

I was gonna correct you, but then I though to myself "No, no...I think he actually did mean 'raped.'"

For me, it's toaster leavins.

 

[Mermandala]

I unwrapped and ate a Little Debbie Star Crunch I found on top of a mailbox post walking to work.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Reticulated python.

It was very tasty!

 

[Team Rancid]

I used to eat Ball Park franks raw in college.

Ugh, That made me groan out loud

 

[bionic77]

This thread is depressing. Makes me remember growing up and always having a healthy home cooked meal whenever I wanted.

I wish I knew how to cook something decent for myself.

And the laziest meal I have had is probably eating Count Chocula out of the box.

 

[Xenon]

Mac n Cheese with a can of tuna fish

 

[Jim Bowie]

I unwrapped and ate a Little Debbie Star Crunch I found on top of a mailbox post walking to work.

:lol

Well yeah, otherwise it goes to waste!

 

[Azih]

Man I thought I was the only one that ate plain bread.

 

[TheOMan]

I unwrapped and ate a Little Debbie Star Crunch I found on top of a mailbox post walking to work.

Please, for the sake of humankind say you are kidding.

Otherwise, I'd say - IMPRESSIVE

 

[Ecrofirt]

dude, I ate a candy apple I found on the bleachers at a football game this year.

I'm glad I did. It was good.

 

[evil ways]

Laziest meal I've made would have to be a Dorito's sandwich, with a handful of doritos and 2 slices of bread, a coke and 3 Oreos.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[TheOMan]

dude, I ate a candy apple I found on the bleachers at a football game this year.

I'm glad I did. It was good.

:lol

::barfs::

I hope there wasn't a bite taken out of it...what if it was poisoned man? It could have been a trap.

 

[Takuan]

Nutella + spoon. Mmm.

 

[Kuramu]

I'm quite often too lazy to prepare food. At that point i usually just drink some water and smoke a cig.

My next level up is bread or dry cereal or dry ramen (yum) or Lipton Cup-o-Soup right out of the package with swigs of water so i can mix it in my mouth. Oh yeah, and chunky penut butter with a spoon helps fight the hunger pains well

My next level up from that is a boulion cube in a mug with a sprinkling of instant rice and nuke for 90 seconds.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

No wonder you americans are all fatsos. CHEETOS SANDWHICHS. 4 CHOCOLATE BARS for dinner. Duh.

:lol

 

[sonatinas]

THe guitarist from Anthrax said he ate an open hand sandwich

One piece of bread with one piece of meat on it..

 

[Drozmight]