I'm always surprised this is not the norm around the world. Its literally the best thing ever.
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I'm always surprised this is not the norm around the world. Its literally the best thing ever.
Princess Viola
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I put honey mustard on my french fries
I shower in a bathing suit
I shower in a bathing suit
Aeriscloud
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I haven't left my apartment since June of 2012.
Johnlenham
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spectre_assassin
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Really? I hope this is true!
Literally...? I mean, you gotta buy food and whatnot (though it can be delivered, even groceries!).
this is me, except when i buy something new like a tv, phone, or some electronic. everything around me has to be neat and clean before i can sit down and enjoy it.
velociraptor
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Hardly.
Here is my process:
1 - Dry wipe until dry
2 - Wet wipe a few times
3 - Shower
Imagine if you got shit on your hands. Would you simply wipe with tissue and call it a day?
I consider having a shower after a shit to be vital. As I said, it's the only way I feel clean.
LyleLanley
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Steak and peanut butter doesn't sound too bad.
I'm not the only one then! :0
I have to tidy up before I do pretty much anything. Watch a movie. Play a game. Go to sleep. Tidy up first. It's a ritual.
Also I always open my mail slowly inspecting the package for any damage.
I also get dressed in a particular order.
I don't think it's weird. I dook once a day before my morning shower. Can't even imagine walking around without having a pristine pooper.
I don't have an "inside voice" It's almost impossible for to just think things without saying them out loud
how is that gross? salsa is just veggies. veggies in eggs are the shit.
also, the best omelette i've ever had was called an Italian omelette and in it was ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, garlic, and roasted red peppers. so good.
It's really not. Try it sometime. Sirloin with a dab of peanut butter will hit the spot.
Gotta make the house clean before you bring a new game into the family, I get that.
Aeriscloud
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It's completely true, except for one false fire alarm in the building where I had to go outside for 15 mins or so. I live with my grandmother who has an aide that comes twice a day. (My old temp job.) The aide does all the shopping for food. Is it weird I haven't left my room to meet the aide, since she replaced me over a year ago?
I should point out that I live in an extremely small town, and that I do not drive. I left college to take care of my grandmother and I am in the process of going back to school in September.
I like this one. Sounds so cute!
Yeah, using Mayo on fries is the norm here, and it's glorious
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
It's a texture thing.
I can't stand lettuce or tomatoes on a sandwich or burger, but I eat salads all the time. It's really just the texture mix that gets to me. I also don't like fresh tomatoes unless it's the little grape or roma tomatoes that can be eaten in pretty much one bite. The gooey part around the seeds is gross.
Something I just noticed: I also put the "e" on tomato in the plural form "tomatoes", but the plural for potato for me is potatos.
StickSoldier
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I only sleep on couches. Beds just don't do it for me.
supaman900s
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Picturing this in my head has me in stitches! Omfg.
Anyways, my BM claims that I repeat whatever I just said out loud, again right after, only silently (like as if I'm lip synching what I just said).
Schadenfreude
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I got another one. Sometimes when I'm in a room with a lot of people I start wondering if there's a mind reader in there. So, in order to figure out who the mind reader is, i'll start thinking really horrible things in order to startle them. Nothing so far.
idrinkalone
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Sometimes when I am drunk I dip claussen pickles in hot sauce.
I can't blow my nose unless I'm in the shower. If I attempt to outside of the shower I gag and throw up. If I see someone else blow their nose I imagine their snot in my mouth and also gag and come close to vomiting.
Also for years I would make sure I wasn't near a mirror when I masterbated due to the scene in the truman show making me think people were probably watching me.
Also for years I would make sure I wasn't near a mirror when I masterbated due to the scene in the truman show making me think people were probably watching me.
idrinkalone
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I never knew people did this until a few months ago.. Went to a bar. I pissed in the urinal, friend went to take the stall.. stall wasn't locked. guy had his shirt off shitting.. I immediately thought of george costanza in the 3d painting episode. I guess a lot of people do this though.
ShroudOfFate
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I blow on ice cream before I take a bite. I don't even know why, it's just a subconscious thing I catch myself doing.
timmaysmittay
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Oddly specific answer but if I am eating on a styrofoam plate or tray and I accidentally drag a piece of lettuce across it I will flip the fuck out, it's like nails on a chalkboard.
Forsaken82
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I would assume he drinks flavored water? Or juice? Or any other beverage made primarily from water (excluding pop, coffee or alcohol?)
You act like you can't survive if you never drink plain water... we don't all live in the wilderness.
With that said... I have been prone to put ketchup on a hotdog on occasion... (i live (born and raised) in chicago)
AllIsOneIsNone
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I think this one is interesting. I think everyone has at least a bit of esp going on, and some are just more aware than others. I feel like I can sense the good/bad vibrations of a room when I walk in.
Huevos de Oro
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I smell my fingers after taking a piss.
Using baby wipes would save you time. You can get all sorts of fragrances too... Grape is ace.
I used to be really paranoid about this when I was younger, to the extent that I would try to block out dirty thoughts if any of my parents were in the same room.
When I listen to music I like (when I'm alone in the room), I like to rock my body back and forth the whole time. I just like synchronizing my body with the music, I guess... makes me feel good and relaxed, but I never do it with other people around because I know it's weird and fear how others might react. One time, I was doing this late at night in my university dorm's lounge and a campus police officer entered the room and told me someone reported someone having a seizure through the window; was so embarrassed I immediately asked if there was a fire when he entered the room (that I wouldn't have known about because headphones) and after he told me what was reported and asked for my student ID, I gave it to him and apologized and he just looked at me like I was on drugs or crazy or something (never abused any drugs in my life). 
Other than that, I like playing with my hair, only a lot of the time I end up tying and untying knots (small knots; doesn't leave explicitly visible issues) in it and when the knots are too tight, kind of end up pulling the knot (and therefore some of my hair) off. It's painful and it's probably bad for my hair, but I can't help it, it's a long-standing habit. This would be much easier to stop than the previous, however. Also, I only do this when alone too.
Also, video games when I have any work left to do are impossible, even though I end up procrastinating on the work.
I'm weird, I know.
Other than that, I like playing with my hair, only a lot of the time I end up tying and untying knots (small knots; doesn't leave explicitly visible issues) in it and when the knots are too tight, kind of end up pulling the knot (and therefore some of my hair) off. It's painful and it's probably bad for my hair, but I can't help it, it's a long-standing habit. This would be much easier to stop than the previous, however. Also, I only do this when alone too.
Also, video games when I have any work left to do are impossible, even though I end up procrastinating on the work.
I'm weird, I know.
fuzzylogic
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There's a lot of deer around where I live. Sometimes, while driving, I'll see one just chilling on the side of the road. I'll pull up next to them, roll down the window and hit on them. "Hey sexy, I love your big, brown eyes. You want to go somewhere with me, hop in." Or something equally stupid. They usually run away.
That sounds fucking delicious.
Blake'sGrave
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okay that's crazy, I do the exact same thing sometimes, always thought it was just me.
Yeah but pure water essential for a healthy body IMO. Also it's not good to get water just from coffee and tea etc, the caffeine pushes out the water your body stores. (or something like this)
You need to be careful, you might turn into a Hikikomori.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori
This has almost happened to me a few times. I used to spend too much time in my room and started to get paranoid of going outside and interacting with social aspects of life.
One day I watched an anime called "Welcome to the N.H.K" (very good and unique anime actually) that focuses on the life of someone being a Hikikomori.and trying to overcome it. This opened my eyes to what might happen to me one day if I'm not careful, so now I'm always going out when I get the chance and it feels good, A nice jog or a walk to the shops in the fresh air does wonders for my mood.
Good luck with school.
EDIT: Just thought I'd mention the two other things I've watched which has someone with a similar condition:
"Ikebukuro West Gate Park" (Crazy funny Japanese TV show, a few episodes has a guy that never leaves his room, the main character tries to help him) and "Castaway on the Moon" ( A korean movie that has a girl who never leaves her apartment and sleeps in the closet. A man she sees every day through her telescope slowly changes her life hehe)
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