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I do something similar, except I say sorry in my mind after I do this lol.
Weird shit you do
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I do something similar, except I say sorry in my mind after I do this lol.
You're right. Substances that promote the production of urine are called diuretics, and will push water out of your body - caffeine is one of them. So is alcohol, and that's mostly what bad hangovers are all about; you're dehydrated after ingesting so much alcohol that your body was forced to push fluids out of the body. If you try to keep yourself hydrated with water at certain intervals when you're out drinking, your body will thank you the next day.
Zen_Arcade
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I've never had a hamburger. I mean, that's more like weird shit I haven't done, but it's always the thing people freak out the most about when I tell them.
How is this possible?
Fine Ham Abounds
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If you're on the Causeway, there are two options - watch your odometer, because the cops have nothing else to do that catch speeders, or watch the pelicans that actually do fly alongside you
Evolution_1ne
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idrinkalone
Banned
I wipe my ass standing up.
This is me. Additionally I have to wash my hands before I go to sleep.
Also does anyone else wash their mouth with soap after eating? Again, only way to feel perfectly clean. I don't do it in front of anyone though since I never see anyone do it myself :x
Zen_Arcade
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I've never liked beef products and just never bothered with them.
Nathan Muir
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I will often serenade an attractive woman in public, without asking, with a Sinatra or Andy Williams song while simultaneously leading her in a romantic dance.
I begin and end meals out by eating some salt from the salt shaker. Also, I only use pepper from peppermills.
I have a dishwasher, but I don't trust it.
I recite poetry or soliloquies to friends when the message is relevant.
I borrow words or phrases from other languages in conversation whenever they better articulate my meaning.
I begin and end meals out by eating some salt from the salt shaker. Also, I only use pepper from peppermills.
I have a dishwasher, but I don't trust it.
I recite poetry or soliloquies to friends when the message is relevant.
I borrow words or phrases from other languages in conversation whenever they better articulate my meaning.
PaperFlame
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I do all these things. Well sometimes I would put the volume higher and lower once before I put it on the even number.
I eat mayonnaise with my potatoes instead of butter.
I eat chocolate milk with matza.
I hate having too much sugar, like I can only have one donut every couple of months.
I love sleeping on the floor more than sleeping on the bed.
I don't care if my socks matches or not.
I always daydream when I listen to music, I never listen to the lyrics.
I can't remember the lyrics to a song no matter how much I listen to it.
I dislike tea, coffee, garlic bread, and sometimes ice cream.
I like to put my knees to my chest if i'm watching a movie in the movie theater, or if i'm in someone's car.
My door must be closed when I'm in my room.
.................how else are you supposed to do it?
Dongs Macabre
aka Daedalos42
Squatting
Uh...while sitting down, lean to one side?
Sohter.Nura
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I pee with the pants all the way down. Feels good man.
Nathan Muir
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Use a bidet.
User 100115
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Oh I thought of another weird thing I do: I can remember the lyrics to nearly every song I've heard more than once.
Even the ones I hate, which sucks.
I can honestly say I know every word to nearly 1000 songs. (My entire music collection)
Worst. Superpower. Ever.
Even the ones I hate, which sucks.
I can honestly say I know every word to nearly 1000 songs. (My entire music collection)
Worst. Superpower. Ever.
and likely connected to my synesthesia, but hey.
spiderman123
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When I'm having sex , I'll stop midway. Take a piss , eat a sandwich and finish what I started
idrinkalone
Banned
When I pee I pull my dong over the pants/shorts. I don't unzip.
Nathan Muir
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I don't have your superpower, but I can remember everything I hear in a baroque, classical, or romantic piece of music for orchestra after one hearing. I've been tested before on that claim by being asked to direct a piece after one hearing (I'm a conductor, by the way). It doesn't matter the duration, it just has to be from that period and that orchestration.
It's likely connected to my schizophrenia.
EightBitNate
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I chew on the little thing inside the caps of lemonade cartons.
RawkHawk2010
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I give emotions to inanimate objects and get sad if anything ever happens to them.
(Like bars of soap.)
(Like bars of soap.)
Me too,i have to vacuum my room and tidy everything up before playing any new game,the more i am anticipating the game the tidier my room will be lol
That's all we Dutch do with our baked potatoes, except maybe when we eat jacket potato. Dutch mayonaise - Zaanse mayonaise, or even Calvé - is amazing though.
I've had mayonaise in other countries, and that's mostly disgusting trash.
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Another weird thing I do: I use my wrist and the back of my hand as a pillow when I sleep. Say you were to place your palm on your cheek, I fold my hand 180 degrees downward and rest on the back of my hand. It freaks people out when they see how limber I am
Uh a lot but just off the top of my head
-If just a little tiny bit of any food or condiment I don't like is on another food then I will be able to tell and I immediately run to a trash can to spit it out.
-I take showers that last like 30 minutes to an hour but most of the time I'm not doing anything in there. I'm just standing still.
-I pretty much exclusively defecate somewhere from 10 PM-3 AM
-Apparently when I drink water bottles I drink them "wrong". It's hard to describe without a picture since I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing wrong but people tell me I "drink them out the side of my mouth" or something.
-I chew the bottom end of my 3DS stylus.
-I like letting my nails grow long even though I'm a guy.
-If just a little tiny bit of any food or condiment I don't like is on another food then I will be able to tell and I immediately run to a trash can to spit it out.
-I take showers that last like 30 minutes to an hour but most of the time I'm not doing anything in there. I'm just standing still.
-I pretty much exclusively defecate somewhere from 10 PM-3 AM
-Apparently when I drink water bottles I drink them "wrong". It's hard to describe without a picture since I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing wrong but people tell me I "drink them out the side of my mouth" or something.
-I chew the bottom end of my 3DS stylus.
-I like letting my nails grow long even though I'm a guy.
This is the worst. Creeps me out every time.
Crimson-Death
Member
No, the most logical explanation is that you were a chimpanzee in a past life, obviously.
One thing for me is that I must always eat the fries first before the hamburger, always, or before anything else.
Another thing is that I will rewind the DVR two, three, four, five times until and unless I get every single word that was uttered, and if unfamiliar with a word I will pause the show/movie/whatever and look it up.
Oh and I don't sleep at night, but after 7am.
this is how toilet seats break.
Sword Familiar
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You are an evil person.
I did that for weeks after watching the planet of the apes movie with Mark Wahlberg.
Sometimes when I'm in bed I like to twist my back in a way so it hurts like hell to be able to relax properly and fall asleep.
And when I was little I used to take two bread slices and have them with ketchup.
Holy shit. I thought I was alone!
And when I was little I used to take two bread slices and have them with ketchup.
Holy shit. I thought I was alone!
Sword Familiar
178% of NeoGAF posters don't understand statistics
I always run up/down stairs. Don't know why really. I'll walk up to it, then when I start to climb I try to be as fast as possible about it.
When I was younger I hated pooping/wiping, so I always held it in to the very last minute. I usually pooped like 2 times a week and I couldn't poop outside my home. I never noticed that I couldn't poop outside my home until I visited my dad for like 7 days. The last day I could take it anymore and I went to the bathroom right before leaving. I filled the entire bowl up. There was no way to flush that monstrosity, no way to flush in between as it all came out at once. To my surprise he never mentioned it. Surprisingly enough after that I made it an effort to poop when I have to and I go once a day. I'm still uncomfortable pooping outside of my home, but now I have a fuck it attitude and just do it.
edit- Now I try to go every day and for some reason watching porn makes me poop. So to make myself poop, even if I don't have to, I watch internet porn.
edit- Now I try to go every day and for some reason watching porn makes me poop. So to make myself poop, even if I don't have to, I watch internet porn.
velociraptor
Junior Member
I laughed out loud. Now that's some weird shit!
I basically go when I have to go. I have a regular 24 hour schedule, so it's not too bad.
velociraptor
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I wash my hands several times a day.
I always wash my hands after I eat a meal.
I also like to wipe clean my keyboard, mouse and game controllers once a week.
Can't be too clean.
That's all we Dutch do with our baked potatoes, except maybe when we eat jacket potato. Dutch mayonaise - Zaanse mayonaise, or even Calvé - is amazing though.
I've had mayonaise in other countries, and that's mostly disgusting trash.
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Another weird thing I do: I use my wrist and the back of my hand as a pillow when I sleep. Say you were to place your palm on your cheek, I fold my hand 180 degrees downward and rest on the back of my hand. It freaks people out when they see how limber I am
I'm Dutch and I hate mayonnaise. It looks and smells disgusting.
I'm dialing 112 right now. You're an imposter.
velociraptor
Junior Member
I deplore mayo full stop.
It's an abomination.
I also cannot stand eggs. I don't like them at all, and they also smell horrendous.
Jeffrey Lebowski
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I'm glad to see there are other people out there who act like I do. Welcome to NeoGaf i guess...
Whenever I drive through a tunnel, I roll down the windows and honk the horn.
I yell nonsensical phrases in my car until I burst out laughing.
I talk to myself out loud. Someone almost always hears me.
I routinely overthink/overplan events until I give up and take no action.
If there's a song I like, I will listen to it while reading the lyrics until I have every word memorized. Then I sing it...poorly.
Whenever I drive through a tunnel, I roll down the windows and honk the horn.
I yell nonsensical phrases in my car until I burst out laughing.
I talk to myself out loud. Someone almost always hears me.
I routinely overthink/overplan events until I give up and take no action.
If there's a song I like, I will listen to it while reading the lyrics until I have every word memorized. Then I sing it...poorly.
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