ChubbyHuggs
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Depending on the bathroom. At home, I pee sitting down, with my pants off in case I have to poop.
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Depending on the bathroom. At home, I pee sitting down, with my pants off in case I have to poop.
oh yes, i always follow up with a wet wipe..except that one time my wife left the clorox wipes next to the toilet and i pooped at 3AM...BURNS
BananaBomb
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does anyone else take their balls out when they pee
Yep, I always have a scalpel at hand.
Doctor West
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I chew on paper napkins and tissues. They are always clean, but I do it without even thinking about it. It's almost like a large piece of gum and I tend to do it when I'm really focused on something. I guess it acts as a stress reliever and I subconsciously do it to avoid grinding my teeth.
Whilst weird, this seems like the future.
Karak
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Same god. So the same!
Some others.
I have to piss before I eat regardless if I really have to go.
I like Peperoncini with blue cheese.
I also can't play a game until everything I need to do is done. Cleaning, eating, any stuff.
During that minute or two of getting wet and acclimating to the shower, I figure I might as well be doing something productive.
I'm a master multi-tasker!
Beaniedude
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I greet everyone with a hearty "Morning!" whenever I meet them.
Even when it is night time.
It's fine when I'm with friends but can get awkward when tutoring or talking to supervisors.
*walk into the lab*
Me: Morning all!
Supervisor: Morning? What time did you wake up?
Me: 3 hours ago actually.
*My supervisor glances across to another researcher. He shrugs.*
Supervisor: Students.
Even when it is night time.
It's fine when I'm with friends but can get awkward when tutoring or talking to supervisors.
*walk into the lab*
Me: Morning all!
Supervisor: Morning? What time did you wake up?
Me: 3 hours ago actually.
*My supervisor glances across to another researcher. He shrugs.*
Supervisor: Students.
How are you with cornflour?
enigmatic_alex44
Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
I DON'T EVER USE THE URINAL - I think they are crass and barbaric and use the private stall like a dignified man
I have conversations with my cats (as well as with myself when I'm alone-I'm very interesting and funny IMO)
I cannot stand the taste of water, I have to add "Real-Lime" to it, but not "Real-Lemon" that stuff is gross
Anything that has a number indicator like the volume on the TV or temp on the A/C MUST BE at an even number. if I'm at someone else's house I adjust numbers to even volumes when they are not looking
If someone interrupts me playing a game, I start over from my last save as I consider that progress now "soiled"
I would NEVER fart in front of another human being, even if it caused me pain
I don't touch door handles or elevator buttons, if I do I immediately go wash my hands--- to avoid this I walk around with paper towels and use that instead
If I keep posting I'll be here I'll night so I'll stop before I embarrass myself......
I have conversations with my cats (as well as with myself when I'm alone-I'm very interesting and funny IMO)
I cannot stand the taste of water, I have to add "Real-Lime" to it, but not "Real-Lemon" that stuff is gross
Anything that has a number indicator like the volume on the TV or temp on the A/C MUST BE at an even number. if I'm at someone else's house I adjust numbers to even volumes when they are not looking
If someone interrupts me playing a game, I start over from my last save as I consider that progress now "soiled"
I would NEVER fart in front of another human being, even if it caused me pain
I don't touch door handles or elevator buttons, if I do I immediately go wash my hands--- to avoid this I walk around with paper towels and use that instead
If I keep posting I'll be here I'll night so I'll stop before I embarrass myself......
WeAreStarStuff
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I shower in the dark.
I ask people to repeat themselves even though I heard them the first time.
I often go back over and read things I've written/emails I've sent, multiple times.
I stare at the moon and stars.
I think about the evolution of the universe all the time.
I often contemplate the human species as if I'm some outside observer.
I lucid dream all the time.
I'm pretty damn weird.
I ask people to repeat themselves even though I heard them the first time.
I often go back over and read things I've written/emails I've sent, multiple times.
I stare at the moon and stars.
I think about the evolution of the universe all the time.
I often contemplate the human species as if I'm some outside observer.
I lucid dream all the time.
I'm pretty damn weird.
shinobi602
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I don't feel so weird after reading this thread.
Yes yes yes! I do that too. So fucking relaxing compared to bright lights everywhere.
I like to have just enough light to see but otherwise keep it mostly dark.
I dislike indoor lighting period. If it ain't sunlight, I don't want it. I dim lights as much as possible during the evening when I'm on the computer. Don't like the glare in the dark but don't like the bright room either.
I thought everyone did this.
Dongs Macabre
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I always microwave stuff for a prime number of seconds.
I'm 27 and I would still do this.
Yup. Yuuuuup.
OMG I do this too!! Never really thought anyone else did it.
Also I'm 27 too.
That's my reaction to probably 80% of this thread.
I count when I drink and it has to end at 10. So if I feel like I only need a few gulps, then I start at 7. If I'm thirsty as hell I'll start at 1 or 2.
If I step on sidewalk crack or a shadow with the front part of my left foot. I have to do the same with the front part of my right foot to even it out and until I do, it feels weird.
I sing many times throughout the day, usually just random nonsense that comes to mind. I also make drum patterns with teeth.
There are others things I'm sure, just nothing else coming to mind right now.
If I step on sidewalk crack or a shadow with the front part of my left foot. I have to do the same with the front part of my right foot to even it out and until I do, it feels weird.
I sing many times throughout the day, usually just random nonsense that comes to mind. I also make drum patterns with teeth.
There are others things I'm sure, just nothing else coming to mind right now.
Yep also done this.
I leave my computer on so that the (loud) fans block out noise when I'm trying to sleep.
I like to turn my cat into a wheelbarrow by grabbing his back legs and letting him walk with his two front paws.
don't worry he actually loves it lol
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
Lot of human beings here in this thread 
Dongs Macabre
aka Daedalos42
Mother_Sanchez
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I can't touch cardboard. At all. Or Styrofoam. For some reason it freaks me the hell out and makes me uncomfortable.
some taps I can taste something (almost metallic or something), but never plastic lol
fake edit: actually déjà blue has kinda a plasticy taste but that's it
gutter_trash
Banned
eat sliced bread without toasting or buttering them
can't leave home until I have pooped first, then shower right after poop. then I can leave and go to work
wipe my wee-wee with a tissue after peeing
can't leave home until I have pooped first, then shower right after poop. then I can leave and go to work
wipe my wee-wee with a tissue after peeing
enigmatic_alex44
Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
OMG YES!!! Add this to my list. I cannot understand guys that don't do this. Is it fun walking around all day with a "pee dot" in your underwear??? Gross (Shaking will never get it completely dry especially if you are uncircumcised)
I keep a semi-healthy relationship with a few inanimate objects. By that I mean I catch myself getting mad at things as anyone else would (i.e. "Damn it phone, work!"), but then immediately try to apologize or make nice, as if that'll help. Not too weird.
Related to that, whenever doors in my house open or close for no reason I address someone that's not there as if they messed with it before fixing it.
Related to that, whenever doors in my house open or close for no reason I address someone that's not there as if they messed with it before fixing it.
I think I do this more now than when I was a kid.
My arm is not my ass. I guess I don't expect it to be as clean as my face or hands. That's not to say I don't clean my ass but I don't feel as disgusted if there's shit particles on my ass as I would be if it were in my hands. I'm guessing you clean your penis with toilet paper+water after you're done peeing?
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
I started brushing my teeth in the shower about 10 years ago, and I can't go back now. It seems like a waste of time not to.
Bright Side of Life
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The list is too long so I'll name the top 5 that come to mind right away.
1. I sit or stand perfectly still and stare into space with a glazed look over eyes. People think it's creepy because I look like a mannequin
2. When alone, I will randomly look at, dart my eyes at, turn around to nothing. Sometimes I acknowledge the nothing with a head nod
3. I cross-reference and research the most random topics or a recipe for hours
4. I talk with my hands and erratic gestures
5. There's a commentary going on inside my head separate from my thoughts that I converse with
1. I sit or stand perfectly still and stare into space with a glazed look over eyes. People think it's creepy because I look like a mannequin
2. When alone, I will randomly look at, dart my eyes at, turn around to nothing. Sometimes I acknowledge the nothing with a head nod
3. I cross-reference and research the most random topics or a recipe for hours
4. I talk with my hands and erratic gestures
5. There's a commentary going on inside my head separate from my thoughts that I converse with
GiantEnemyGoomba
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crazygambit
Member
Not necessarily. It depends a lot of where you live. I used to live essentially in the desert and tap water was disgusting, yet in other cities near pure lakes and what not it's delicious.
Also once I blind tasted about 9 different bottled waters and some of the expensive ones were considerably better than some of the cheaper ones. One was from rain water that had never touched the ground and I could immediately tell apart from the others because that one actually had no taste. The rest all had minerals and stuff and they do taste slightly differently.
I guess one of the things I do is stupid experiments and research to buy the best stuff. I decided to start drinking more water,so I bought every brand they had at e supermarket, put QR codes on the glasses and had my wife pour it while I was in another room. Then I did the test alone and wrote my impressions.
IGotBillySoSpooked
Low moral character
I sometimes think I say stuff I am thinking out loud. I often catch myself wondering if I accidentally whispered something audibly or not.
ShyGuy0504
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The two in bold are things I do.
I also dislike the taste water and rarely drink it.
I eat really fast.
I drink extremely fast (has it's perks and it's drawbacks when it comes to alcohol).
I wear flip flops whenever I possibly can. They are my favorite form of footwear.
Often I'll repeat myself when saying just one word responses (yeah yeah yeah, right right right, no no no).
I drink extremely fast (has it's perks and it's drawbacks when it comes to alcohol).
I wear flip flops whenever I possibly can. They are my favorite form of footwear.
Often I'll repeat myself when saying just one word responses (yeah yeah yeah, right right right, no no no).
Ha! Same goes for me.
I also sort everything by color. My clothes, DVDs, books...
RawkHawk2010
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I can't touch carpets or rugs.
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