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[AngmarsKing701]

why do you think we have all the bombs bro

fucking lol

 

[User 100115]

5 inches isn't small? This thread is a confidence booster.

It's average, so no, not small. Everyone in this thread needs to stop thinking that porn is the basis of all men. They are in porn for a reason.

 

[Betty]

why do you think we have all the bombs bro

Well, yeah, why do you think we love guns so much?

Spectacular, the whole thread is a riot.

 

[Devolution]

I'm somewhere smack in the middle of op and godzilla dong, and even at that girls have issues.

I could see that. A lot of women simply don't like their cervix getting pounded.

 

[Nilaul]

GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt

I think perhaps a surgery might be a cheaper (in long run) and a 100% fail proof way to make your penis bigger. However I heard that the first piss after surgery hurts like hell.

 

[bluelightningduo]

I hate those penis charts because they never say if they mean flaccid or erect.

Team grower not shower.

 

[Lamel]

lol...I thought you were talking like 2-3 inches or something. Congrats on being average OP, now go fuck your girlfriend.

I hate those penis charts because they never say if they mean flaccid or erect.

Are you serious?

 

[Devolution]

Best orgasms I've had are still from oral. Become a tongue master.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

How to solve many insecurities: stop comparing yourself to porn actors and actresses.

or you know, exclusively watch amateur

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think perhaps a surgery might be a cheaper (in long run) and a 100% fail proof way to make your penis bigger. However I heard that the first piss after surgery hurts like hell.

doesn't that make your penis a floppy stick with less anchor? that seems kinda pointless if so.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I could see that. A lot of women simply don't like their cervix getting pounded.

But god bless those that do.

 

[ThreeSixty]

 

[Devolution]

But god bless those that do.

There's a time and a place for me. But definitely not at the start.

 

[Dicer]

I could see that. A lot of women simply don't like their cervix getting pounded.

Spot on, hard not to hit the drum when I hit my stride...

 

[freenudemacusers]

I could see that. A lot of women simply don't like their cervix getting pounded.

bruising someone is both the coolest thing (for brag points) and worst thing (because of downtime).

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

At least you have a special someone complaining about the size of your junk, small penis man.

 

[Darknight]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

 

[freenudemacusers]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

mine looks like a normal distribution

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Mine is shaped like a banana

 

[eddfromtheriver]

notice the subtle bias conditioning of green being used for larger sizes and red being used for smaller sizes. I'm onto you, penis size map.

I found it funny too... haha.

 

[Mush]

Are you serious?

Yes?

 

[stufte]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Curves are not always normal, have that looked at.

NSFW (Penis) in link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease

 

[Derwind]

How to solve many insecurities: stop comparing yourself to porn actors and actresses.

But how will I know if I'm doing it right?

I need to do more research.

 

[Village]

Lol at all the tongue suggestions, when you think about what that statement is saying its just sad.

edit: I seem to be confusing people. If you take one of the tongue statements and run with it, with out the context of people trying to give advise it is kind of a funny dark joke. You gotta exaggerate a bit though,.

 

[strata8]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Twisted like licorice.

 

[Devolution]

Lol at all the tongue suggestions, when you think about what that statement is saying its just sad.

What is it saying?

 

[Liberty4all]

I'm long (6+) but not thick. I wish I was thicker. Still lots of ladies like length to touch the sweet spots. As long as I get frisky moving around its all good. Awesome thread haha

I declare this the drunk thread of the night.

 

[crimsondynamics]

Or that most women aren't that fuckin' deep. And plenty don't feel like being impaled. Totes weird. Also lol Godzilla dongs. Totally making that my new dildo line.

I've been with a woman where I could just touch her cervix; anymore and it felt painful for both of us. I also know a woman who explicitly didn't want a penis larger than 4" because she found it too painful; but anything just below that size was enough to stimulate her g-spot.

My current partner also doesn't like to feel impaled which means some positions are off-limits.

So yeah, different strokes for different folks.

 

[Prez]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Mine is perfectly straight. From what I've heard (and seen outside porn) that's pretty rare.

 

[stufte]

Lol at all the tongue suggestions, when you think about what that statement is saying its just sad.

Why? the tongue is more able to move dexterously, is wet, and rather warm. Doesn't matter the size of the tongue when you have that.

 

[jaxword]

Lol at all the tongue suggestions, when you think about what that statement is saying its just sad.

Yeah, you're right, that Devolution guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[Snuggles]

Why? the tongue is more able to move dexterously, is wet, and rather warm. Doesn't matter the size of the tongue when you have that.

The tongue can do some cool stuff but it ain't no dick.

 

[shintoki]

She might, too.

Hahahaha

 

[Dicer]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Curves up...

 

[Surface of Me]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Mine goes up, like a banana. Also is slightly pivoted to the left.

 

[Nilaul]

doesn't that make your penis a floppy stick with less anchor? that seems kinda pointless if so.

Dunno you would have to ask a professional surgeon, or research this.

However pills, there shady, you don't know if they work,many could be scams and may leave some serious side effects (thats what you get for taking shady pills).

Honestly I wouldn't bother with none of the two methods.

http://men.webmd.com/guide/penis-enlargement-does-it-work

 

[stufte]

The tongue can do some cool stuff but it ain't no dick.

True, but it can laser-focus on parts that a big dumb dick can't.

Spoiler

I can't believe I'm even discussing this online...

 

[Rayis]

I never understood the need for a bigger penis, If anything, having a bigger penis would be a nuisance, give me a small penis, or even better, no penis at all.

 

[Snuggles]

True, but it can laser-focus on parts that a big dumb dick can't.

Spoiler

I can't believe I'm even discussing this online...

It's kinda like a lock pick vs. a battering ram.

 

[Revoh]

What about curves? Anyone have some curves on theirs?

Mine is curved to the right

 

[gdt]

Thank fucking GOD (or whatever the fuck) that I'm not cursed with a small dick. It must be the fucking worst.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

What?
You're not meant to compare your penis to the penises of porn stars?

receipts please

 

[Darknight]

Mine is perfectly straight. From what I've heard (and seen outside porn) that's pretty rare.

Wow wish mine was like that!

I have a small curve to the left. Think it was from getting hard ons when I was young and had tight undies. Boxer briefs for my future kids for sure!

 

[wsoxfan1214]

That's not small. I was thinking like 3 inches or something. Lose the fat pad and work on getting your PC muscles strong. What you might not have in size you can make up for in hardness if your girl is into that. Also penis pump. I'm pretty sure that's the only legit way to increase your size even if it's just temporary.

 

[Lamel]

This thread is juxtaposed with the "my gf is looking for strap ons" thread.

Yes?

lol...

Mine is perfectly straight. From what I've heard (and seen outside porn) that's pretty rare.

Same.

*Straight penis high five*

 

[Gorillaz]

GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt

subscribing to this one

 

[entremet]

Dude, you're having sex and have a GF. You're doing better than most forum dwellers lol. Don't worry about it.

 

[Village]

Yeah, you're right, that Devolution guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

Why? the tongue is more able to move dexterously, is wet, and rather warm. Doesn't matter the size of the tongue when you have that.

What is it saying?

Just a really dark greatly exaggerated small penis joke I thought up.

 

[Snuggles]

Dude, you're having sex and have a GF. You're doing better than most forum dwellers lol. Don't worry about it.

Doing better than "most forum dwellers" isn't something to celebrate unless you're on some lowered expectations shit.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I don't have an issue with size, but my penis sometimes gets so hard that it feels uncomfortable. Especially morning wood.