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[Horse Detective]

I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

I just get the feeling that your actual real life experience with this would be slightly different than what you expect. Sorry.

 

[Black-Wind]

Bathmate maybe?

I hear that gets solid reviews from male enhancement youtuber reviewers and I think they're pretty trust worthy given that the guys I saw have a history of testing products.

Either that's some GOOD long term viral marketing or it works and those guys are telling the truth. Either way, something to look into.

 

[Devolution]

Having a vagina sucks. And each vagina comes with a woman who has a different set of preferences.

 

[ZROCOOL]

lol this thread

 

[jaxword]

Kiss around the fury taco

Well, this guy knows his stuff.

 

[stufte]

I think some women like the idea of a godzilla dong, from a psychological POV, but even then I doubt a majority of those ladies actually prefer the physical sensation of a donkey dick hitting their cervix.

It's just really a problem stemming from our patriarchal culture of dick waving and comparisons, that have lead to unrealistic dick expectations.

dickspectations.

 

[Wynnebeck]

I thought about it and id rather be long and under average girth than small and uber thick... Still both would be nice lol. All the same you see some porn they can't even,get it all the way in. That would SUCK.

See I love having a pretty good length dick but in reality:

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.

It hurts. ;__;

 

[idrinkalone]

Is 5.5 a good girth?


I honestly don't know.

5inch girth? It's great if you want to kill a girl.

 

[Instro]

Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkMy25YwVCw

 

[IceCold]

You don't have a small dick. Go watch Howard Stern's small penis competition to see what a small dick really is.

 

[gdt]

Yeah, the most bizarre compliment I ever got from my girlfriend was that I had a straight dong.

I wouldn't sweat it, OP. You don't have a small dick, you just have an insensitive girlfriend who maybe has a mammoth vagina.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You don't have a small dick. Go watch Howard Stern's small penis competition to see what a small dick really is.

seriously, 'howard stern smallest penis'. go now.

 

[crimsondynamics]

I just get the feeling that your actual real life experience with this would be slightly different than what you expect. Sorry.

Don't know about men, but the women I know who are into anal sex prefer length over girth. Then again, that would be generalizing. I'm sure there are those who prefer otherwise.

There isn't a one-size-fits-all solution here, which is why I'm not sure why the OP is so concerned over his dimensions. I mean, there literally are women out there who would consider his 5" penis too large for comfort.

 

[Valnen]

You don't have a small dick. Go watch Howard Stern's small penis competition to see what a small dick really is.

I bet it's an innie.

 

[Out of Working Order]

Thank fucking GOD (or whatever the fuck) that I'm not cursed with a small dick. It must be the fucking worst.

I've never had a girlfriend or sex at 27 and to add insult to injury, I recently discovered I am less than 4 inches. Welcome to my life.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I bet it's an innie.

iirc there was one that was invisible to the naked eye.

 

[Surface of Me]

5inch girth? It's great if you want to kill a girl.

Meant circumference, woops.

Edit: It's three fingers wide.

 

[User 100115]

Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.

Expect for every woman in this thread saying otherwise, sure!

Petite doesn't mean smaller vagina.

Yeah, I'm 5'9, not considered petite at all, and I'd be uncomfortable with anything over five inches.

 

[braves01]

Just say, "if its so small, then anal should be no problem"

 

[Oersted]

Is 5.5 a good girth?


I honestly don't know.

Depends, lol. Not the worst thing.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

5inch girth? It's great if you want to kill a girl.

5 inches around isn't gonna kill anyone unless she has a small vagina

 

[Surface of Me]

Just say, "if its so small, then anal should be no problem"

I have always thought of this as well.

 

[Devolution]

Yeah, I'm 5'9, not considered petite at all, and I'd be uncomfortable with anything over five inches.

I'm 5'4 100 lbs and have no problem. Each woman has her own set of preferences and what she's physically capable of dealing with. Dicks can be too big. Dicks are too big more often than some people realize.

 

[Dicer]

Having a vagina sucks. And each vagina comes with a woman who has a different set of preferences.

Its like having one instruction manual for 1000 different electronic devices...

 

[hydragonwarrior]

5 inch girth? Holy shit

 

[strata8]

I've never had a girlfriend or sex at 27 and to add insult to injury, I recently discovered I am less than 4 inches. Welcome to my life.

I don't think you're going to know how well your dick works until you actually use it.

 

[t0rment]

I too, have a less than average penis, like 13-14 cm. I used to be very insecure with girls because of that.

Then i realized that i don't really care about the size anymore, i can cum just fine and it's not like i got to chose when i was born what size my dick would be. The only thing that i can improve now its the technique, and its that what i try to do.

 

[Marda]

I had sex with this one woman who only wanted sex because she thought I had a huge penis, I'm average, a little over 6 at best, but that didn't prevent me from pleasing her, she still wanted to have sex and we continued until I moved.

It's okay OP, sometimes our SOs say things that hurt, but she's obviously fine with it, no? Shit my last girl had guys that were 8"



edit: you're 5? nearly 6? don't even fucking worry.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

OP's GF is hilarious btw.
If that happened to me, I would be suicidal for a week.

That's how problematic dickspectations are in western society. I don't think they got this problem in Asia/Africa/ME/etc.

 

[User 100115]

I'm 5'4 100 lbs and have no problem. Each woman has her own set of preferences and what she's physically capable of dealing with. Dicks can be too big. Dicks are too big more often than some people realize.

Yep. I've heard stories of couples who have never gone 'all in' because of that issue. It happens.

 

[entremet]

I'm not female, but talking to female friends about sex and they feel men worry way more about penis size than is healthy. Many have been with below average men as well. We worry way too much about this.

And from evolutionary terms, your penis size is a result of natural selection. You're the norm, not the outlier most likely. Outliers become porn stars.

 

[Liberty4all]

See I love having a pretty good length dick but in reality:



It hurts. ;__;

lol

gonna be drunk honest here. I only ever measured my length not girth. Will do so at some point this week and post back here... Going camping this weekend so likely not till Monday at the earliest.

I (Caucasian) banged a mixed Chinese/white girl years ago who had only had Asian guys ... She bluntly told me I was the longest but not thickest shed had ... Couldn't decide to be insulted or honoured.

she seemed happy though lol

 

[Grizzlyjin]

1. Vibrating tongue ring.
2. A box of Popsicles.
3. A working knowledge of how to write the alphabet with your mouth.

 

[kewlmyc]

Quit lying to guys with small dicks and pencil dicks saying size and girth don't matter for a woman. They clearly do. In fact, the vast majority of women like getting their boxes stretched out by a girthy meat stick or two. I mean let's get serious here. As a guy if you were a chick would you want a small skinny dick feeling lost in your tight little pussy? I know I surely wouldn't. In fact, if I was gay I'd want a great girthy dick stretching out my ass and destroying my P-spot instead of a slim jim flailing away uselessly.

Size and girth matters. Anyone else saying otherwise just doesn't want to hurt your feelings for having a small skinny pencil dick.

I knew this thread would deliver.

 

[AlexBasch]

I mean...you never take those measures into account until you realize how long they actually are.

For example, I'm six inches, give or take, and according to porn, magazines or whatever, it's damn small and whatnot, compared to the 10-12 inches "women prefer", never had any complains from the lady either and she doesn't like watching those huge schlongs on porn at all, ruins her "mood" and whatnot.

But then you realize that's larger than a damn Xbox case. I don't even want to think how troublesome it would be to have such a huge wang in your pants. Sure, it looks fancy on sexy time, but morning woods? Random "oh shit that girl is hot" hard ons? Not worth it, I think.

IIRC, didn't Mandingo suffered headaches or fainting after his scenes? Fuck that shit. :|

 

[Oersted]

You know those blue pencils lying around at Ikea?

 

[Instro]

I too, have a less than average penis, like 13-14 cm. I used to be very insecure with girls because of that.

Then i realized that i don't really care about the size anymore, i can cum just fine and it's not like i got to chose when i was born what size my dick would be. The only thing that i can improve now its the technique, and its that what i try to do.

That's not less than average.

 

[Deified Data]

OP may have a small dick, but he's got huge balls being the guy to make a thread about this. Imagine all the people who thought to themselves "I should make a thread about this...but GAF would laugh at me!"

My dick's nothing to write home about either, OP. It's how you use it that counts. Bring your girl to enough squealing orgasms with your dick alone and you'll slowly forget your insecurities.

 

[Surface of Me]

2. A box of Popsicles.

I believe this might be dangerous, I've read you can get hypothermia by putting frozen things up your bum, I dunno about vagoos though.

 

[freddy]

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Btw, my penis is only 4 inches but I heard they like them that wide.

 

[Tesseract]

in our society we unconsciously associate size with importance and power. gerardus mercator was a devious mophuxa, he knew what's up.

 

[Devolution]

I mean...you never take those measures into account until you realize how long they actually are.

For example, I'm six inches, give or take, and according to porn, magazines or whatever, it's damn small and whatnot, compared to the 10-12 inches "women prefer".

But then you realize that's larger than a damn Xbox case. I don't even want to think how troublesome it would be to have such a huge wang in your pants. Sure, it looks fancy on sexy time, but morning woods? Random "oh shit that girl is hot" hard ons? Not worth it, I think.

IIRC, didn't Mandingo suffered headaches or fainting after his scenes? Fuck that shit. :|

What women where? Jesus christ.

 

[DomZ]

At least you don't have Phimosis.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Don't sweat the small stuff.

 

[Derwind]

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Ice cold.

 

[AlexBasch]

What women where? Jesus christ.

Hence the "". Should have added a /s tag. Let this be a reminder to never type those kind of things from a phone. Sorry.

 

[Out of Working Order]

I had sex with this one woman who only wanted sex because she thought I had a huge penis, I'm average, a little over 6 at best, but that didn't prevent me from pleasing her, she still wanted to have sex and we continued until I moved.

It's okay OP, sometimes our SOs say things that hurt, but she's obviously fine with it, no? Shit my last girl had guys that were 8"



edit: you're 5? nearly 6? don't even fucking worry.

I wish I could tell a story like this.

Unfortunately it's just me, myself, and hand.

 

[jaxword]

What women where? Jesus christ.

Don't argue with him, he's watched a lot of porn ok and he knows his stuff.

At least you don't have Phimosis.

Fun fact: every baby starts out with this to some degree and it's stretched away over growing up.

 

[Devolution]

Hence the "". Should have added a /s tag.

I realize that but who is saying it? Someone trying to convince you to jelq with their product and pills till your dick falls off?

 

[User 100115]

What women where? Jesus christ.

I have never seen porn dick in real life. I've only seen what could be considered small to what could be considered slightly above average. I can't even imagine it lol