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[Wubby]

Do it. For science.

In a hundred years, they will speak of you in the history books as a scholar.

GAF needs to know.

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

And Wubby was never seen again.

LoL!

 

[Despera]

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).



LoL!

Whoa.

Will... there be an |OT|?

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Omg. This thing has an analog at the top, and buttons on the underside.

 

[Despera]

Omg. This thing has an analog at the top, and buttons on the underside.

It's like the Move and Nunchuck had a baby.

 

[Techies]

Postal 2...

 

[Proelite]

Prolly feels like shit.

Meiki should get on this Asap.

 

[spats]

It's like the Move and Nunchuck had a baby.

 

[dmr87]

Omg. This thing has an analog at the top, and buttons on the underside.

Yes, so you don't need to take your hand off.

 

[Arkos]

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!)

Eagerly awaiting your impressions

 

[Fandangox]

I wouldn't want to work in the repairs dept for that device.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

I love gaming

 

[Ranger X]

controlling this game is probably cumbersome.

 

[Kincaido]

I look forward to the review

 

[ReDelicious]

Now with Steam trading cards!

 

[red731]

Oh man, this is too funny.

Does it work with fleshlight?

 

[spats]

controlling this game is probably cumbersome.

Let's not get into the sementics of this.

 

[pfkas]

Is it wireless? Meh. Too much lag.

 

[davepoobond]

This is what I've been waiting for all my life.

I'm waiting for the second generation of this stuff to have my dreams fulfilled.

 

[Scooby]

 

[Dart]

Here is hoping it's a trap & tricks all those weirdos into castrating themselves

Spoiler

That was a joke. Seriously though it's kinda small & short...

 

[totowhoa]

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

Subbing.

Spoiler

Set up a face cam and stream it

 

[Seik]

/Dead.

Subbing.

Spoiler

Set up a face cam and stream it

LOL!

 

[Oersted]

Handholding in videogames gets a whole new meaning.

 

[Midou]

When the Oculus Rift was announced, this exact idea was the first thing that came to my mind. Not sure if I'm a terrible person or it was just a terribly obvious direction to go in.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

g) no response

 

[so1337]

The puns in this thread do not disappoint.

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

Subscribed.

 

[LiK]

the responses in this thread are killing me

 

[Kurod]

Japan bringing back the joystick.

 

[Loomer]

I wonder how much depth the gameplay has...




Oh.

 

[Arkos]

"So how was it Wubby?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2-SqgJTlU

 

[Raticus79]

lol the last panel of that comic would be perfect for these threads in the future.

What's the sound effect? I left it off in my cropped version because I have no idea if it was just machine whirr or something nasty

 

[shaowebb]

This device would be hilarious to dub Ultradavid FGC commentary over to censored footage of someone going to town on themselves. Just put a little window in the upper right of the shot of someone busting out TAC infinites as the guy flails around.

 

[MrGame&Watch]

Playtesting this must have been something...

 

[superbank]

So what happens in 50 years time? Will Japan be a ghost country, or will their government try to stop the inevitable? Maybe provide benefits for having a child, or even showing interest in real women if it comes to that.

 

[akaoni]

Ah what the heck. I'll stop by the local eroge shop tomorrow and see if they have it. If not I'll get it from Amazon (new of course!).

I eagerly await the review.

/Serious.

 

[Zatoichi's Cane]

Canceled my PS4 pre order.

 

[Arkos]

So what happens in 50 years time? Will Japan be a ghost country?

This is what happens:

Https://vimeo.com/12915013

 

[VindicatorZ]

Penis powered video game ???

THIS IS THE FUTURE

 

[Zatoichi's Cane]

Everyday I give thanks to God for the Gaf....

 

[BizzyBum]

It's creepy knowing eventually a lot of people are just going to do this with like loli rape scenarios playing out.

 

[Xbudz]

Not big enough.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.


My idea also included like a multiplayer feature though, so there would also have to be a penetration controller (did sony ever make those ps3 banana ones?), would help with long distance relationships.

 

[Raide]

Playtesting this must have been something...

Everyone was dicking around so there is bound to be loads of bugs.

 

[Xbudz]

Too expensive, I'll wait to buy it used.

 

[deGod]

Flesh light is taken to a new extreme

Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.


My idea also included like a multiplayer feature though, so there would also have to be a penetration controller (did sony ever make those ps3 banana ones?), would help with long distance relationships.

WTF??

 

[Ramma2]

Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.


My idea also included like a multiplayer feature though, so there would also have to be a penetration controller (did sony ever make those ps3 banana ones?), would help with long distance relationships.

Already been done my friend.

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/

Though not for real.

 

[Fitrix]

this is literally something out of ressentiment

What manga is that from?

 

[Fandangox]

What manga is that from?

The name is right there in the post you quoted.

 

[Azure J]

So you can literally head mount while you head mount?

 

[zeopower6]

Holy fuck I cannot believe this is real. I have had this idea with a penis controlled game for years, seriously, I imagined having some vagina you could plug into USB and do your business to some chick on the screen... now I see I should really have gone further with the idea, to be the first... But no, it's too late now. Fuck.

The USB things have been around in Japan for ages, FYI... this is just adding the Rift in addition to that, lol.