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[Sialeeds]

The way you talk is very matter of factly. It's funny.

Maybe it's because I'm french, I don't have a good english. My sentences are short and direct. I prefer to avoid doing grammatical and spelling mistakes.

 

[Buddha Beam]

I will say this for longer dicks... It's easier for them to go in from behind, which most women seems to think feels spectacular. I, on the other hand, speaking as a person who does not have a long dong, do not preform terribly well when going doggy style. It pops out a lot. Kinda sucks because my wife loves it.

Not totally the same but you know a woman is more than just her boobs.

A women can be sexy as hell and be flatter than a pancake.

Take more time focusing on other things. Your whole package, is not your package.

Oh, poppycock!

That sounds like an imaginary city in a porn novel.

I hope the local super villain in this city is named Orgasman, who gives people orgasms with his cum-gun ray. That sounds like a novel I'd like to read.

 

[Van Owen]

I will say this for longer dicks... It's easier for them to go in from behind which ,OST women seems to think feels spectacular. I, on the other hand, speaking as a person who does not have a long dong, do not preform terribly well when going doggy style. It pops out a lot. Kinda sucks because my wife loves it.

Work on your stroke game bro.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Why am I not surprised this thread has 800+ replies? Haha. Bottom line, some women prefer long ones, some short, some fat, some thin, and any combination of those things. The overwhelming majority will be happy with whatever size you have if they like you and you have passion.

Cooters know best when it comes to penasia!

I actually feel bad for the dudes in porno who have really long monster dicks because they can only get like half of it inside the girl. This leaves them with like 6 inches of space between their thighs and her butt in doggy style. Being able to bury it to the hilt is an awesome feeling and can lead to very passionate grinding when you are facing each other. I'm probably around 5" and wouldn't have it any other way since my wife is around the same in depth, as are many women. When things get going I can pound as hard as she wants without fear of bottoming out.

 

[Az987]

I read that hitting the cervix is causes the same pain as getting kicked in the nuts (except not as hard)

I just asked my girlfriend and she said it doesn't hurt real bad unless she's on her period. The good thing is guys can feel when they hit it too so it can be avoided.

 

[Mistouze]

Work on your stroke game bro.

 

[TAJ]

Also, if all the people with average-sized dicks killed themselves, then only people with above-average dicks would be left. And if everyone was above average... *chuckle* no one will be.

The ratio of men to women would be incredibly lopsided. Like a reverse Alaska. It would be paradise for men.

Spoiler

who were still alive

 

[Rekwest]

For decades, medical books and articles in the press have confidently stated that penile length is generally about 6.5 inches (16.5 centimetres).
In reality, the mean length of the erect penis appears to be only about 5.88 inches (14.9 centimetres), which is considerably less than the 'old' measurement.

 

[Sialeeds]

Seriously, some men have problems with the figures on this topic. It's an obssession.

 

[RionaaM]

I will say this for longer dicks... It's easier for them to go in from behind, which most women seems to think feels spectacular.

 

[Platy]

obviously lesbians are all into fisting, which is about the same size of the ideal penis. I've seen the videos. don't lie.

So are you saying that every men has an ideal penis .... just not in his crotch ?

 

[BattleMonkey]

Fat pad?

 

[mullet2000]

Guys did you know that half of your penis is actually inside of you?

High Five, eight inches!!!!!

 

[Dark Stalkers]

Guys did you know that half of your penis is actually inside of you?

High Five, eight inches!!!!!

So I'm actually 26 inches? Awesome.

Spoiler

inb4 someone fixes it to 2.6 inches

 

[Lovely Salsa]

My ding dong is 7 inches, feels bad. Heard that the average is 8 inch? :/
oh well, atleast we with below average ding dongs can get the technique right!

 

[Vermillion]

Just say stop!

I'm proud of Mike, lol

 

[Deified Data]

My ding dong is 7 inches, feels bad. Heard that the average is 8 inch? :/
oh well, atleast we with below average ding dongs can get the technique right!

You're above average and you know it.

 

[Trojita]

I think what we can take away from the thread is the following:

Small penor might have disadvantages, but so does big penor.
Average penis is smaller than people think.
Girth matters more than length, unless you're having sex with someone who enjoys being hit in the cervix.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS.
And penis alone won't bring sexual fulfillment to a lady, you need to use tongue and fingers as well.

I want scientific research into this jelqing! For science!

Also you can add

Porn Stars dicks aren't as big as you think. Visual trickery that messes with size perception including purposefully filmed angles and smaller sized girls are employed.
People on the Internet can't measure.

The visual trickery is similar to this

 

[SystemShock2]

So I'm actually .26 inches? Awesome.

Spoiler

inb4 someone fixes it to 2.6 inches

fixed

 

[Dark Stalkers]

fixed

 

[Az]

4.5 but 5.5 available if needed

Edit: wrong thread

 

[killertofu]

I don't like women assuming that I have a small schlong cause I'm Asian.

I'm fuckin 6'1 for godssake.

 

[Devolution]

With a knick knack paddy wack
Give a girl a bone

 

[Nori Chan]

4.5 but 5.5 available if needed

Edit: wrong thread

Are we talking about your ability to RAM?

 

[Cooter]

I don't like women assuming that I have a small schlong cause I'm Asian.

I'm fuckin 6'1 for godssake.

Sounds like a good problem to have to me. You're always exceeding expectations!

 

[SystemShock2]

My ding dong is 7 inches, feels bad. Heard that the average is 8 inch? :/
oh well, atleast we with below average ding dongs can get the technique right!

Nah dude anything below 9 inches is miniscule. 9 is average. Anything above is way too big. 9 is the sweet spot.

 

[CitizenCope]

64,000 views of lurkers seeing if there is a quick fix for the small penor.
Don't believe what they say about shoe size it's only half true.

Spoiler

13

=/

 

[User 100115]

A few lessons, hopefully that can be taken from this thread:

Every girl here has said it's not as important as you think.
Foreplay however, is important. Like, the most important thing. If you are having issues, look to improving your game there.
Every woman is different anatomically.

 

[Symphonic]

I want scientific research into this jelqing! For science!

Also you can add

Porn Stars dicks aren't as big as you think. Visual trickery that messes with size perception including purposefully filmed angles and smaller sized girls are employed.
People on the Internet can't measure.

The visual trickery is similar to this

This man has a small penis everyone

 

[Devolution]

A few lessons, hopefully that can be taken from this thread:

Every girl here has said it's not as important as you think.
Foreplay however, is important. Like, the most important thing. If you are having issues, look to improving your game there.
Every woman is different anatomically.

+Good oral/hand skills should be something everyone aspires to.

 

[FallingEdge]

Oh man, who doesn't love going down on a woman. Let me set up camp for hours plz.

 

[CitizenCope]

+Good oral/hand skills should be something everyone aspires to.

Maybe I was a girl in another life. This always came naturally to me. My finger tips just show me the way.
Tease it, tease it, tease iiiiiiiiitt, track and field on NES.

 

[Alienous]

Well, mine's 3 inches.

But some girls like it that thick.

...

Good luck.

Spoiler

Wish I could say I came up with that one

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Oh man, who doesn't love going down on a woman. Let me set up camp for hours plz.

Well? What are you waiting for?

 

[killertofu]

Oh man, who doesn't love going down on a woman. Let me set up camp for hours plz.

My fave. I feel like a conductor of an orchestra

 

[Van Owen]

Some of us guys don't have tongues and fingers you know.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Well? What are you waiting for?

Fuck it, I will.

 

[Vermillion]

Well? What are you waiting for?

Hate you.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

You'll get 3 inches added to your dick if she thinks you're funny.

 

[Devolution]

Don't even get the obsession with big dick. It gets too big and a good portion of your dick is dry. It's not a bottomless cavern.

 

[Van Owen]

Don't even get the obsession with big dick. It gets too big and a good portion of your dick is dry. It's not a bottomless cavern.

Plus you can't feel the balls slap you if they bottom out too soon.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

It's all about power bottom, yo.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Don't even get the obsession with big dick. It gets too big and a good portion of your dick is dry. It's not a bottomless cavern.

Stop having a big dick, Timedog!

 

[VanquishUK]

At what page did this thread turn into people posting the length of their dick? Without looking, I'd say page 5.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

At what page did this thread turn into people posting the length of their dick? Without looking, I'd say page 5.

 

[Raxus]

Don't even get the obsession with big dick. It gets too big and a good portion of your dick is dry. It's not a bottomless cavern.

Please, it's a dimensional black hole.

Duh.

 

[GungHo]

+Good oral/hand skills should be something everyone aspires to.

Trust me... once you get a rep for having good hands and a good mouth, you will become very popular with the ladies.

 

[Oersted]

Oh man, who doesn't love going down on a woman. Let me set up camp for hours plz.

Hours are a little bit too long.

Well? What are you waiting for?

Mankind hates you.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Plus you can't feel the balls slap you if they bottom out too soon.

Plus there is greater danger of breaking your dick when she is on top. Nightmare fuel right there.

 

[User 100115]

Plus there is greater danger of breaking your dick when she is on top. Nightmare fuel right there.

And the bigger you are, the more likely she's going to want to top since she'll have more control over it. Heh.