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[Lambda Pie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

VERY NSFW PICTURE RIGHT AS YOU OPEN THE PAGE.

why is that pussy spitting?

 

[1st Course]

So, for all you insecure folks...

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

There you go.

"ERECT

72.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 273 should be larger"

Not bad I guess.

 

[freenudemacusers]

why is that pussy spitting?

It happens when you compress a woman's stomach, since they don't have any muscles down there like we do in our penises, the fluid just comes out. This is why people say it's not cool to hit women, btw.

 

[Escape Goat]

Us girls gotta clear up those misconceptions yo.

I'm glad we have so many sexperts. I'm not at all familiar with this particular issue so I don't have much advice to pass on.

 

[Andrew.]

I'm glad we have so many sexperts. I'm not at all familiar with this particular issue so I don't have much advice to pass on.

Guess that's what happens when you're allergic to pussy

 

[CitizenCope]

lol people thinking female squirting is urine. Apparently nobody has heard of the amniotic sac. That's where all the ladyjizz comes from (aka amniotic fluid). Read a book sometime.

lol Doesn't come up much in the books I read. Was it in the Harry Potter series? I haven't got around to those yet.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

How do I measure my circumference?

 

[Van Owen]

Doesn't mean it's all piss. Besides women can leak a little urine during sex in general.

Piss during sex and get horny during periods. WTF women.

 

[Devolution]

Piss during sex and get horny during periods. WTF women.

Period sex is great though. Already lubed up and ready to go.

 

[Escape Goat]

Guess that's what happens when you're allergic to pussy

 

[User 100115]

Piss during sex and get horny during periods. WTF women.

Some women get super horny and incredibly responsive during pregnancy too.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Some women get super horny and incredibly responsive during pregnancy too.

aka the best*


*real heads know what's up

 

[Always-honest]

Ahhhhh, see I didnt think it was piss because it didnt have that urinal fresh odor

I asked my Girlfriend just a minute ago. It's not urine, but it might come from the same place. Though she thinks it comes from here vagina.
It's a mystery man.. But it's not exactly piss. Piss is def. very different.

It's probably not all pee, but if it's high volume, then chances are that some of it is pee.

Yeah could be.

 

[Trojita]

It happens when you compress a woman's stomach, since they don't have any muscles down there like we do in our penises, the fluid just comes out. This is why people say it's not cool to hit women, btw.

Yeah............. THAT'S why it isn't cool to hit women.

 

[Cooter]

"ERECT

72.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 273 should be larger"

Not bad I guess.

Well that's an ego boost!

Female ejaculate is not pee. Add me to the list.

 

[Van Owen]

Period sex is great though. Already lubed up and ready to go.

Leaves the penis smelling like pennies.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Well it started out good but my girth is so weak. My penis doesn't even lift

Erect
98.27%

Flaccid
89.8%

Circumference
52.8%

 

[freenudemacusers]

Leaves the penis smelling like pennies.

plus the penis skin is highly absorbent so you get a lot of iron and minerals in the process.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Eh.... is this site even correct?

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

Circumference
99.2%

In a room of 1000 guys, 8 should be larger

Because I thought I was average.

 

[Cow Mengde]

I'm still trying to figured out the white fluid that comes out of some women when they come.

 

[TAJ]

Period sex is great though. Already lubed up and ready to go.

And womens' primary lubrication is filtered blood plasma. Basically, if you have a problem with blood, then don't have sex.

 

[Various Artists]

Period sex is great though. Already lubed up and ready to go.

Ehh I'm not sure blood is the best lube. Maybe for a lady it works better but I understand the other benefits of it.

 

[Escape Goat]

Ehh I'm not sure blood is the best lube. Maybe for a lady it works better but I understand the other benefits of it.

yes, salt water is amazing.

 

[methane47]

So, for all you insecure folks...

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

There you go.

Erect In a room of 1000 guys, 3 should be larger

CIRCUMFERENCE
In a room of 1000 guys, 304 should be larger

 

[VE3TRO]

"In a room of 1000 guys, 17 should be larger"

69,000 views already jesus.

 

[Devolution]

Ehh I'm not sure blood is the best lube. Maybe for a lady it works better but I understand the other benefits of it.

What?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Ehh I'm not sure blood is the best lube. Maybe for a lady it works better but I understand the other benefits of it.

Nutrition?

 

[Unbounded]

How do I measure my circumference?

I suggest you use measuring tape or a piece of string and a ruler.

Otherwise it's a little tough to measure correctly. Best results with measuring tape.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Nutrition?

Art, of course

 

[TAJ]

Nutrition?

Anti-aging.

 

[Cow Mengde]

What?

Well, you did suggest period sex. Also, keep in kind we are only men. We don't know shit about how women work down there.

 

[Devolution]

Well, you did suggest period sex. Also, keep in kind we are only men. We don't know shit about how women work down there.

What?

 

[Malvolio]

I don't like women assuming that I have a small schlong cause I'm Asian.

I'm fuckin 6'1 for godssake.

I don't like women assuming that I have a big schlong cause I'm tall.

I'm fuckin Irish for godssake.

 

[SteveWD40]

ERECT
98.27%
In a room of 1000 guys, 17 should be larger

CIRCUMFERENCE
99.2%
In a room of 1000 guys, 8 should be larger

 

[TAJ]

Art, of course

I thought this was going to be that Tales From The Crypt episode with Tim Roth.

 

[Jangocube]

Somebody needs attention, errrrrr, to inform others that it's ok.

And like people have said, just practice your tongue and hand skills. I don't think a chick would care as long as you could get her off.

 

[User 100115]

Somebody needs attention, errrrrr, to inform others that it's ok.

And like people have said, just practice your tongue and hand skills. I don't think a chick would care as long as you could get her off.

Possibly, we just wanted to tell people that it's not important. Being that there are a handful of females on this forum, one would think our opinion on the topic of dick size would be kinda relevant to the topic at hand.

 

[Unbounded]

Eh.... is this site even correct?

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

Because I thought I was average.

Here's the data they apparently used.

 

[Jangocube]

Possibly, we just wanted to tell people that it's not important. Being that there are a handful of females on this forum, one would think our opinion on the topic of dick size would be kinda relevant to the topic at hand.

Was just joking. The more diversity on a forum, the better.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

From penis sizes to squirting pussies! Where will this thread go next?

 

[Meadows]

In a room full of 1000 guys OMG I HAVE A MASSIVE DICK GUYS

VALIDATE ME

 

[SteveWD40]

In a room full of 1000 guys OMG I HAVE A MASSIVE DICK GUYS

VALIDATE ME

Validated.

 

[Cow Mengde]

From penis sizes to squirting pussies! Where will this thread go next?

The official NeoGAF dick measuring contest.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Well, you did suggest period sex. Also, keep in kind we are only men. We don't know shit about how women work down there.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

 

[Symphonia]

Some women get super horny and incredibly responsive during pregnancy too.

That was the best nine months of my life.

 

[BrettWeir]

How many inches you got, son?

Damn it. When I read this, all I could do was picture Jimmy Buffett saying it. Thanks......

 

[Cow Mengde]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

For the longest time, I thought girls peed out of their butts when I was a kid.

 

[entremet]

Leaves the penis smelling like pennies.

It's the iron in the hemoglobin.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Here's the data they apparently used.

Okay, for once a site that has some proper references.

Guys, go ahead and use this site for dick waving and comparisons:

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

 

[[Fugo]]

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

ERECT

93.4%
In a room of 1000 guys, 66 should be larger


FLACCID

82.8%
In a room of 1000 guys, 172 should be larger

:O
CIRCUMFERENCE

97.3%
In a room of 1000 guys, 27 should be larger


not bad I guess B)