I have a small penis

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Gintoki313 said:
Erect: 61.8% In a room of 1000 guys, 382 should be larger
Flaccid: 82.8% In a room of 1000 guys, 172 should be larger

Huh, not bad I guess. I didn't know how to do the last one but I guess the first 2 are all I need.
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Wrap string around it starting with an end. Make sure there's no slack. Use a fine pen to mark where the string makes it all the way around and meets the string end. Straighten out the string and measure from the end to the mark.
 
"All women want huge penises" has become a self-reinforcing conspiracy.

That is, it is completely immune to any refutation or evidence. It may seem like a bizarre comparison to make, but it's something like the moon landing hoax conspiracy; people who are convinced that the moon landing was faked cannot be convinced otherwise, and any evidence (pictures, evidence like moon rocks brought back to earth, subsequent flyovers, etc.) is only further proof of the vast government conspiracy to fake it all. What evidence could possibly be provided that would convince these people that the moon landing was real? Because as far as I can tell, all evidence provided is just further proof of how deep the government conspiracy goes.

Similarly, some people are convinced that they know what all women want, and women who tell them otherwise -- even if a great number of them come forward -- are just lying. What evidence could possibly be provided? It's an unfalsifiable belief. Any evidence to the contrary is simply further proof of the vast female conspiracy.
 
ViewtifulJC said:
Opiate be honest my man

how big is your penis
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All I'll say is that I'm a tall, white, American male who has frequently argued that white people have significant, unfair advantages in the US, as do men relative to women, as do tall people compared to short. Do not mistake my defense of a position with my personal stake in the outcome.

I try, as best I am personally able, to take the position which is reasonable and not the one which happens to be personally convenient for me.
 
Rafa=FedKilla said:
So how many people in this thread actually have a small wang? We need a support group.
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I'd like to think on a site like GAF that we accept all of our fellow gaffers, regardless of race, religion, gender, or dick size.

I'd like to think that GAF is a place where the small dicks, average dicks, and big dicks can all accept and support one another.
 
Opiate said:
All I'll say is that I'm a tall, white, American male who has frequently argued that white people have significant, unfair advantages in the US, as do men relative to women, as do tall people compared to short. Do not mistake my defense of a position with my personal stake in the outcome.

I try, as best I am personally able, to take the position which is reasonable and not the one which happens to be personally convenient for me.
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I hope you realize he was kidding.

I'm so glad the topic shifted away from squirting. Grosses me out so much.
 
Opiate said:
"All women want huge penises" has become a self-reinforcing conspiracy.

That is, it is completely immune to any refutation or evidence. It may seem like a bizarre comparison to make, but it's something like the moon landing hoax conspiracy; people who are convinced that the moon landing was faked cannot be convinced otherwise, and any evidence (pictures, evidence like moon rocks brought back to earth, subsequent flyovers, etc.) are only further proof of the vast government conspiracy to fake it all. What evidence could possibly be provided that would convince these people that the moon landing was real? Because as far as I can tell, all evidence provided is just further proof of how deep the government conspiracy goes.

Similarly, some people are convinced that they know what all women want, and women who tell them otherwise -- even if a great number of them come forward -- are just lying. What evidence could possibly be provided? It's an unfalsifiable belief. Any evidence to the contrary is simply further proof of the vast female conspiracy.
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I'd definitely put stock in the results of a poll that was only open to women who'd had a thousand or more partners.
 
Opiate said:
All I'll say is that I'm a tall, white, American male who has frequently argued that white people have significant, unfair advantages in the US, as do men relative to women, as do tall people compared to short. Do not mistake my defense of a position with my personal stake in the outcome.

I try, as best I am personally able, to take the position which is reasonable and not the one which happens to be personally convenient for me.
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A not so subtle "pretty big," then.
 
TAJ said:
I'd definitely put stock in the results of a poll that was only open to women who'd had a thousand or more partners.
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This would represent significant selection bias. That is, the number of women who fit this description is very small, and their lifestyle by definition exceptional. As such they could represent a very particular psychological make up that wouldn't represent the preferences of a woman who only wanted/chose to sleep with 8 men in her life, for example.
 
Vermillion said:
A not so subtle "pretty big," then.
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ViewtifulJC said:
Opiate penis confirmed for HUGE status
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I'd just recommend you take this as non-commital. I'm a working professional with a serious job and while I enjoy discussing provocative topics I'd rather not stupidly jeopardize my future in any way.

That is my reason for not responding directly. I wouldn't draw any conclusion other than "I'd rather not discuss my personal life like this in a public forum."
 
Opiate said:
This would represent significant selection bias. That is, the number of women who fit this description is very small, and as such could represent a very particular psychological make up.
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True, but then how valid would your results be if you polled random women on, say, the desirability of 6.4" or larger girth? ( 0.01% of men)
Pretty much worthless, I'd say.
 
Opiate said:
I'd just recommend you take this as non-commital. I'm a working professional with a serious job and while I enjoy discussing provocative topics I'd rather not stupidly jeopardize my future in any way.

That is my reason for not responding directly. I wouldn't draw any conclusion other than "I'd rather not discuss my personal life like this in a public forum."
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How would they know about your account?
 
IceCold said:
How would they know about your account?
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I've posted my name before on this site. My girlfriend posts here. I've said where I live. I have had my picture as my avatar on several occasions.

Even still, I agree it's unlikely that I'd ever be "discovered." I don't see any reason to take a chance, however. The payoff for doing so is minuscule.
 
Usually , I don't reply to Threads like this ,but My answer is to BEAT IT more and WORK the MUSCLES out ,in moments and time it shall grow more. Give the little fella time!!! Hahahaha
 
So many pages! I'm not reading all this shit. Are we still serious (were we ever?)? Can I say something serious? Even though apparently from this page, I see that lady opinions are possibly worthless unless they have had 1000+ partners.
 
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