Also I never feel motivated to work out because jerking off is so fun, it's so massive
I have a small penis
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Don't be sad. I got In a room of 1000 guys, 983 should be larger
Trojita
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Guys, I thought about you today. I was at the Château de Versailles, in the Hall of Mirrors and I saw that:
Hey it's art.
He also might be a grower.
What the fuck.
False. There are women out there that are like 5' feet tall yet only want to date men that are 6'+.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=462468&highlight=
Link to the video is in the OP.
weekend_warrior
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Too bad he penis isn't! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yeah!
hey_monkey
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Well, I don't know that I've heard that big ol' tittles = better lover (something to be said for crazy fit athletic ladies, I'd bet), but a lot of dudes seem to say they prefer the b ol' t, so if we want to compare to that? Sure, I'd say it's comparable. I also think that a) there are a lot of people who have preferences, but it doesn't mean they dislike something outside the preference and b) there are also a lot of idiots out there, and I don't advocate sex with idiots in general. I mean, y'all's mileage may vary. I've had my share and sex with idiots < sex with people who are not idiots, as a general rule.
LowEndTorque
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On the bright side, you won't have women complaining that you're hurting them, refusing certain positions and being too terrified to consent to anal with you.
Jason's Ultimatum
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I'm a grower, but my god it turns into super saiyan when it's fully erect.
Devolution
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This is what makes dicks fascinating to me. Different flaccid sizes. Cold, in the shower, what's the temperature. Then it just gets massive later O_O.
Jason's Ultimatum
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Cold weather makes my dick shrivle up like a frightened turtle.
SquiddyCracker
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How do you guys measure your penis..es?
I'm of the opinion that you should not take the outside curvature of the penis into consideration, as it conflates the girthical measurement with the length one.
IMHO, you should measure the direct shadow your penis cast.
I'm of the opinion that you should not take the outside curvature of the penis into consideration, as it conflates the girthical measurement with the length one.
IMHO, you should measure the direct shadow your penis cast.
When it gets small it gets really dense, and soft when hanging big. So it all goes somewhere, but it is weird for sure. Thats why I laugh whenever I see someone like Jamie Foxx leak a naked mirror pic. There is a reason he decided to take a picture at that exact moment, it doesn't mean shit.
I am way above average but I have other problems, ones that are more annoying than a smaller size in the long run. Such as a fair amount of curve, excessive amount of hair on the shaft, and sensitive skin prone to chafing/irritation.
If your junk works properly, be happy.
Should I wait until sunset?
hey_monkey
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Oh, for sure, High end on the size scale limits some activities.
I Wanna Be The Guy
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Has anybody else ever masterbated so hard you cut your dick? This used to happen to me all the time in my teens. Thankfully these days this never happens as my technique now is nowhere near as rough, but those memories of dick pain will always be with me.
No, to have the precise size you must do it under the light of a full moon on the highest point in the sky.
Devolution
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For some reason I thought "turn your penis into a sundial."
Which is why I use my dick as a thermometer.
I see what you did there....
fuzzyreactor
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8 here but it's curved like a damn banana. think id give up a inch for dat straight dick
Most probably depends on how it curves. Having a curved dick my help you hit certain spots in the vajayjay.
Devolution
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What a weird question. Either or. Depends on positions and where her spots are.
fuzzyreactor
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there is this one porn star that has an intensively curved up wang and he destroys chick, it aint even big either. mine goes to the left
there is this one porn star that has an intensively curved up wang and he destroys chick, it aint even big either. mine goes to the left
I am ashamed that I know which guy you are talking about.
fuzzyreactor
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haha!
hey_monkey
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This member of ladygaf already said ALL DICK IS GOOD DICK. If shit is real extreme on one end or the other, welp, that's why you got tongues and fingers and a whole world of different positions.
Broder Salsa
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I once did although I suspect I accidentally cut it with my nail.... Well there was suddenly blood there at least.
User 100115
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We all concur here.
fuzzyreactor
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big balls suck tho. i swear sometimes they hang like 5 inches
Forceatowulf
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Mike in Brazil?there is this one porn star that has an intensively curved up wang and he destroys chick, it aint even big either. mine goes to the left
SquiddyCracker
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Its cool if your dick is big too though.
hey_monkey
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Nah, I mean the same for too-big dick. I'm not taking 9 inches of anything..... but big dick is better dick?
I see
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Cold water takes me down to the 0.6th percentile for flaccid length. (994 out of 1,000 guys larger)
Nvm, I just managed to hit 0.3rd percentile, also known as "Where is it?". Yes, I'm posting from the bathroom. Yes, ice is involved.
Psychological Intellect
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Holy shit l oooooooooooooooo ol
PhoenixDark
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If you have a small penis you should probably try to compensate in some way. I'd suggest losing weight and learning how to eat pussy. You may feel dismayed after a woman looks at your dick with pity/revulsion/disappointment but that should just motivate you more to eat the shit out of her.
Personally I'm close to 8 inches so I have no problems there. And years of wearing briefs instead of boxers has curved my dick in a fashion that ensures pleasure for women. Going in and out isn't enough, at least in my experience. Being able to scrape the walls and depths is a must, and I can do less work and still get solid results.
Personally I'm close to 8 inches so I have no problems there. And years of wearing briefs instead of boxers has curved my dick in a fashion that ensures pleasure for women. Going in and out isn't enough, at least in my experience. Being able to scrape the walls and depths is a must, and I can do less work and still get solid results.
ElectricBlanketFire
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That's not how penises work. That's not how anything works.
Psychological Intellect
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tupac could probably eat pussy with the best of them
Virtua Ben
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Trololol.
This thread belongs on livejournal. Actually, is that site still around? If not, I guess the thread is justified.
Northeastmonk
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Turn the shower on full blast, fog up the mirrors, pull out the ruler, bottom of ruler before the sac, and measure to the tip.
I think I had sex too much as a minor to where it can turn to the side. Ex girlfriends used to twist and smile while they were on top, now I know why. Anyone else in the same boat here? Too much? lol
hey_monkey
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I missed this somehow but it is amazing.
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