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[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

So I have a super thick penis and didn't know it.

It's 6 inches in diameter, but slightly under 6 inches in length.

Does that qualify as chode status? I think it does, hahahaha.

Edit: I've never had an issue with the size of my penis, but being on SSRIs makes it hard to remain.. hard... at times.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Six inches in diameter?

Are you sure you don't mean circumference?

 

[bud]

Six inches in diameter?

Are you sure you don't mean circumference?

that's >18" of girth

reasonably impressive

 

[codhand]

this thread is long, (pun), says a lot...

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

Circumference... yes indeed I meant circumference.

Apologies, I post too quickly at times.

Edit: And the worst part is it's the very first post on this page. Embarrassing!

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Damn, everyone one GAF has a massive porn dong.
What's your IQ, guys?

I bet it's in the 140s at least!

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

Mine isn't a massive porn dong by any means.

Also nobody is going to post about their average shlong. I know I wasn't until I measured and was surprised by the results.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Wait... What's considered small?

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Wait... What's considered small?

Generally under 5", but what what one considers small is subjective.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Wait... What's considered small?

Long stroke test,

Get a chick n mash it up doggy. Pull out and get 6+ inches of space between your pelivis and her pussy. If ur dick pops up means you have a likkle dick. Average person should atleast still have the mushroom tip inside.

 

[caesar]

Long stroke test,

Get a chick n mash it up doggy. Pull out and get 6+ inches of space between your pelivis and her pussy. If ur dick pops up means you have a likkle dick. Average person should atleast still have the mushroom tip inside.

dead

 

[Kinitari]

Six inches in diameter?

Are you sure you don't mean circumference?

Did he stutter? Dude is packing one of these

Long stroke test,

Get a chick n mash it up doggy. Pull out and get 6+ inches of space between your pelivis and her pussy. If ur dick pops up means you have a likkle dick. Average person should atleast still have the mushroom tip inside.

.... won't he need like a ruler or something to measure if he's six inches out?

 

[Van Owen]

Long stroke test,

Get a chick n mash it up doggy. Pull out and get 6+ inches of space between your pelivis and her pussy. If ur dick pops up means you have a likkle dick. Average person should atleast still have the mushroom tip inside.

Toilet paper roll test is much more scientific.

 

[Moz La Punk]

You know what fuck all the braggers.

I think I have a very average johnson and I'm very happy with that. Its like 17 cm I think? Thats slightly above the average. And I'm fine with it, and so is anyone who comes in contact with it.

Its cool. Penis is penis.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

You know what fuck all the braggers.

I think I have a very average johnson and I'm very happy with that. Its like 17 cm I think? Thats slightly above the average. And I'm fine with it, and so is anyone who comes in contact with it.

Its cool. Penis is penis.

17 centimetres =
6.69291339 inches

Avg: 12.9 cm (5.1 in)

You have an above average length ding-dong!

 

[Moz La Punk]

Nah I think in the Netherlands the average is like 16 cm or something. I think I read that.

Anyway I think in long term relationships it doesnt matter that much. Now when it comes to being respectful to my lady I guess Im below average. Sometimes. Thats way more important and I try to work on that as hard as I can

 

[eudaemonic]

Long stroke test,

Get a chick n mash it up doggy. Pull out and get 6+ inches of space between your pelivis and her pussy. If ur dick pops up means you have a likkle dick. Average person should atleast still have the mushroom tip inside.

Oh FM... hahahaha.

I always find it kinda silly that size plays into general comparisons versus specific scenarios. It really depends on how the lady is laid out. Average works fine for me but I have noticed that how it points counts for something because my plumbing is actually tipped forward compared to the average lady (that was a fun conversation at the gyno that day). Won't complain about extra girth though I will about length. Ramming your head up against the cervix fucking hurts.

 

[Kwixotik]

If you're in a situation where she knows your penis size, you're already having sex with her

 

[Rollo Lawson]

Ah to be young unmarried and give a flying fuck about sex ...

 

[Kid Ska]

Oh lord this thread blew up just like we all knew it would

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Oh lord this thread blew up just like we all knew it would

It wasn't hard to see this coming. This insecurity goes deep.

 

[dbztrk]

This thread means nothing without pictures.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

This thread is of average size.

 

[CitizenCope]

It wasn't hard to see this coming.

I see what you did there. Or did you?

 

[GabDX]

Wait, we include the balls in the measurement, right? For both length and circumference?

 

[Revoh]

I haven't had sex since the day my gf said that. It's because we haven't had time for sexy times yet, also she's on her period. Feels bad man

 

[crazy_about_denise]

I expected a final form joke from GAF.

Left disappoint.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I haven't had sex since the day my gf said that. It's because we haven't had time for sexy times yet, also she's on her period. Feels bad man

 

[gabbo]

Oh lord this thread blew up just like we all knew it would

It happens sometimes, nothing for GAF to be ashamed of.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I see what you did there. Or did you?

Language is fluid, and there are no hard and fast rules.

 

[Omegasquash]

This thread is of average size.

That should be enough to please most of those reading, if the thread is doing its job, that is.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I haven't had sex since the day my gf said that. It's because we haven't had time for sexy times yet, also she's on her period. Feels bad man

This is going to sound misogynistic... Well it is pretty misogynistic, but you should make her feel terrible so she gives you the most sloppy beej you've ever had in your life... And during you should give her a little thrust to show her how "small" you are.

 

[Measley]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

So many stereotypes confirmed.....

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Not confirmed, just supported by dodgy surveys, bias, and making dudes feel bad so they buy stuff.

 

[Measley]

Not confirmed, just supported by dodgy surveys, bias, and making dudes feel bad so they buy stuff.

I don't feel bad at all. My family comes from one of the green countries. >

 

[Horse Detective]

Are we still talking about our penors

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Are we still talking about our penors

Not in this thread. Mine's huge.

 

[Oersted]

Damn, everyone one GAF has a massive porn dong.
What's your IQ, guys?

I bet it's in the 140s at least!

My schlong was wispering into my ears that you will do this post, before you even considered to do it.

 

[Swarna]

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

Short answer, yes. Not sure if anyone's elaborated on this but I could share what I know. I know a guy irl who's gone from 6 to 7.5 in just under 2 years and there's plenty of other success stories on those forums.

The thing about it is it's very time-consuming and demanding. You literally have to set aside 90 to 120 uninterrupted minutes every day to doing nothing but jerking your dong in various ways, doing "warm-ups","cool-downs", and other stuff all while keeping yourself at a certain erection threshold. This gives you huge temporary gains and some permanent gains to a smaller degree. If you stop exercising you will revert in size to your "permanent" length and have to start over. Apparently you can avoid injury or damage if you're doing the exercises properly but I'm guessing there's always a risk. Also, guys with bigger dicks make proportionally bigger gains than guys with smaller dicks.

Basically, unless you have a lot of free time, live by yourself, and have no other hobbies (bodybuilding, video games, etc.) it's not feasible by any means. It pretty much has to be a lifestyle choice.

 

[Brian Griffin]

I love this thread. It's very interesting to see how men can talk about their penis. They are totally insane. They question themselves too much.

I'm not surprised this thread has become so big. Men really like the D.

I say a video presentation that some researchers made of their findings during a study of porn preferences and one of the big findings was that straight men seem to be very interested in viewing penises. They based this off of site searches and view numbers among other things. It was probably posted on GAF somewhere but I can't find it.

 

[castaction]

hum maybe u should watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJhlDROQuo

 

[Tathanen]

If you can hit your woman's cervix, you are long enough. Anything beyond that is just a nuisance.

 

[Lord Ghirahim]

I'm not surprised this thread has become so big. Men really like the D.

I say a video presentation that some researchers made of their findings during a study of porn preferences and one of the big findings was that straight men seem to be very interested in viewing penises. They based this off of site searches and view numbers among other things. It was probably posted on GAF somewhere but I can't find it.

http://youtu.be/p-A8GvUehq4?t=8m

 

[JohnDoe]

Damn, everyone one GAF has a massive porn dong.
What's your IQ, guys?

I bet it's in the 140s at least!

8" long 5" girth. IQ 133 iirc.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Are we still talking about our penors

 

[Buzzati]

8" long 5" girth. IQ 133 iirc.

Not good enough.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

This thread has endured longer than I expected it to.

 

[Rhyvven]

This thread has endured longer than I expected it to.

It has staying power. Must be some posts thinking about hockey scores or traffic routes for the morning commute.

 

[A Human Becoming]

This thread has endured longer than I expected it to.

I expected it to be finished within one minute, man.

 

[JohnDoe]

Not good enough.

I am a pleb with a micropenis compared to the average GAF member, I know.