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[Sats]

I dunno, I think I notice quite a few guys have this idea that a girl won't look and think a penis is a beautiful tool crafted and molded by the hands of the gods.

I mean, it is understandable. Guys think penis is gross, so girls should too!

Inspired by all those uuuuuggo vaginas. Who here has a penis welded by Hermes himself?

 

[Devolution]

Is this a penis aesthetic thread?

Please be a penis aesthetic thread.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I wouldn't describe them as either ugly or beautiful.
They are functional.

YEAH, MAN STUFF! USEFUL AND ALL THAT! NOW I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THIS IKEA CHAIR WITH MY BARE HANDS.

 

[Sats]

Is this a penis aesthetic thread?

Please be a penis aesthetic thread.

You bet your sweet ass it is.

Fuck length and girth. I wanna hear fringes, texture, bizarre color, taste, dip, phimosis, circumcision.

 

[Vermillion]

This'll be very interesting.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

My penis is beautiful.

No matter what they say.

 

[samus i am]

Are you that guy that sends girls unsolicited dick pics?

 

[User 100115]

They can be glorious. Or pretty. Or cute. Or handsome. They can sometimes look silly and make me giggle if you do the helicopter thing.

 

[Infinite_Daremo]

Nothing wrong with a schlong.

Balls on the other hand are hideous lol

 

[Rad-]

Dick is nice. It's the area around it that's ugly.

 

[Sats]

Nothing wrong with a schlong.

Balls on the other hand are hideous lol

Wrong again, Bob. I've seen absolutely adorable testes.

 

[Devolution]

You bet your sweet ass it is.

Fuck length and girth. I wanna hear fringes, texture, bizarre color, taste, dip, phimosis, circumcision.

I've always been fascinated how cut ones have basically two (or more) stripes of color.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

You bet your sweet ass it is.

Fuck length and girth. I wanna hear fringes, texture, bizarre color, taste, dip, phimosis, circumcision.

I'm not sure what mine tastes like though.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I like it when you're fresh out the shower, and run down stairs. Your dong sometimes slaps between your thighs.

Never fails to make me laugh.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I've always been fascinated how cut ones have basically two (or more) stripes of color.

Like a rainbow?
Huh, that's interesting.

 

[Majine]

What are their opinion on pubic hair then? I think it's pretty gross, but I'm a guy.

 

[Kangi]

About 50% are a varying degree of attractive. 35% could be attractive but are ruined by being a forest. 15% are plain ugly.

What are their opinion on pubic hair then? I think it's pretty gross, but I'm a guy.

Guy here, but generally it's nasty if it's not at least trimmed. Some prefer fully shaved, some don't. I do.

 

[Sats]

What are their opinion on pubic hair then? I think it's pretty gross, but I'm a guy.

Same with girls. Trimmed or bare

 

[NinjaBoiX]

What are their opinion on pubic hair then? I think it's pretty gross, but I'm a guy.

Gotta trim. Keep that bush neat.

It looks bigger too. Bonus.

 

[Devolution]

What are their opinion on pubic hair then? I think it's pretty gross, but I'm a guy.

Trim that shit if you don't completely shave it.

 

[Sats]

Put it this way.

I don't want my nose to feel fuzzy.

 

[The Adder]

I wouldn't describe them as either ugly or beautiful.
They are functional.

YEAH, MAN STUFF! USEFUL AND ALL THAT! NOW I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THIS IKEA CHAIR WITH MY BARE PENIS.

FTFY

 

[strata8]

I've always been fascinated how cut ones have basically two (or more) stripes of color.

I'm cut and mine definitely doesn't, though I know what you're talking about, unfortunately.

 

[Vagabundo]

A miracle of evolutionary engineering. With a plunger design to suck out competitors sperm.

Trim that shit if you don't completely shave it.

Why I just tidied up this morning.

 

[Devolution]

I wouldn't describe them as either ugly or beautiful.
They are functional.

YEAH, MAN STUFF! USEFUL AND ALL THAT! NOW I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THIS IKEA CHAIR WITH MY BARE HANDS.

There are some fug dicks depending on your aesthetic preference. Do you have a set of tits you think are more pleasant to look at? Or a vagina? Same deal.

 

[Kurita]

I think what bothers me the most is the bush, but I don't know if I want to shave it though. Heh.

 

[shanshan310]

Penises can be sexy and beautiful.

What are their opinion on pubic hair then? I think it's pretty gross, but I'm a guy.

Don't care. Completely shaved is awful though, for non-aesthetic reasons. Grinding on stubble is not a fantastic feeling, let me tell you.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

I'm Asian but my dick is black muahahahah

Spoiler

I'm so sorry

 

[User 100115]

I've never been with an uncut guy. I'm fascinated by the thought, though. More parts to play with!

Don't care. Completely shaved is awful though, for non-aesthetic reasons. Grinding on stubble is no a fantastic feeling, let me tell you.

Oh man this. Not fun on the clit to rub on sandpaper.

 

[Tacitus_]

There's a reason Giger has a lot of sexual references in his work. Both organs are ugly as fuck.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Guys think penis is gross

This is not true.

 

[JordanN]

The penis is definitely ugly. It's the only part of the body that juts out.

Maybe it should have been something that retracts out of the body, instead of permanently being on the outside.

 

[Devolution]

The penis is definitely ugly. It's the only part of the body that juts out.

Maybe it should have been something that retracts out of the body, instead of permanently being on the outside.

Nah there's something fun about making it grow.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

you know what? I like mine. it's got a nice tan color, very even (except for one little spot that annoys me) good head size.

 

[Sats]

I love and am fascinated by the feeling of a limp shaft in my hand slowly becoming erect.

 

[FreeMufasa]

FACT. Girls don't find lil dicks attractive.

 

[theaface]

No different to lady parts - you have the good, the bad and the ugly. For both men and women, you can go from one end of the spectrum of finding what you see aesthetically pleasing, to the other where it makes you feel physically sick.

Moral of the story? Regardless of your gender or sexual preference, choose wisely.

 

[Kangi]

Flaccid ones are also attractive. More in a cute way, but still. Aesthetically pleasing.

 

[akaoni]

NSFW LINK (probably)

Spoiler

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

 

[strata8]

I think what bothers me the most is the bush, but I don't know if I want to shave it though. Heh.

Get a comb and scissors and trim that. Literally takes 5 minutes in the shower and it looks a hell of a lot better afterwards.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I'm not circumcised, so it looks like a beached whale against my leg.

 

[shanshan310]

I've never been with an uncut guy. I'm fascinated by the thought, though. More parts to play with!

I've never been with a cut guy. I cannot comprehend how hand jobs must work without the extra skin :s

Gotta trim. Keep that bush neat.

It looks bigger too. Bonus.

I don't know if I've ever told you this, but I can't help but read everything you post as Hayley Williams.

 

[Jburton]

I dunno, I think I notice quite a few guys have this idea that a girl won't look and think a penis is a beautiful tool crafted and molded by the hands of the gods.

I mean, it is understandable. Guys think penis is gross, so girls should too!

Inspired by all those uuuuuggo vaginas. Who here has a penis welded by Hermes himself?

You think you notice?

 

[Kurita]

Get a comb and scissors and trim that. Literally takes 5 minutes in the shower and it looks a hell of a lot better afterwards.

Guess I'll do that someday yeah.

 

[GamerJM]

As a guy honestly I think aesthetically penises look fine. One time I was bored and I was looking on some female-populated message board and they seemed to be intrigued by the textures and the softness on the outside.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Guess I'll do that someday yeah.

Or just take out some trimmers, put it on the smallest guard and trim away.

 

[Chuckie]

I've never been with a cut guy. I cannot comprehend how hand jobs must work without the extra skin :s

A bit of spit

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

So this is what goes on on gaf when I stay up after 4am

 

[User 100115]

NSFW LINK (probably)

Spoiler

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

That's....I think I would initially be a bit disturbed by that, but now that I've read about it...

That would add some interesting erm...texture.

 

[shira]

These guys got Xzibit to craft their penii