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[Kurita]

Judging by the sounds they make, I highly doubt that.

I have to admit I haven't seen many cats having sex in my life.

 

[Chuckie]

I dunno.

Hyenas have it the shittiest though. I thought our births were bad. They give birth through their giant clit =/.

 

[Kreunt]

so do girls prefer showers or growers?

 

[leadbelly]

I have to admit I haven't seen many cats having sex in my life.

I haven't, but I have heard them. Sex is painful for female cats. :/

 

[Rentahamster]

Mallard dicks are awesome.

Google it.

 

[Vashetti]

Dicks are wonderful.

Must be trimmed or shaved though. Ugh if otherwise.

 

[Devolution]

http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html

*shudders*

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Mine has a bit of a parabolic curve to it that according to my fiancée is like a laser-guided g-spot missile.

 

[strata8]

Mine has a bit of a parabolic curve to it that according to my fiancée is like a laser-guided g-spot missile.

I'm cubic personally.

edit: I did not make this.

 

[Acorn]

The fuck@knuckle dick.

It looks like it belongs under a sink.

 

[shira]

http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html

*shudders*

It also causes female reproductive organs to grow. A lot. Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body.


"Imagine giving birth through a penis," said study co-author Kay Holekamp of Michigan State University. "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem."

The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers.

 

[Kurita]

http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html

*shudders*

Welp

 

[antonz]

From what I have learned on the internet it seems most guys think women are obsessed with them and want to be sent random dick pics all the time rather than thinking they are gross.

 

[Chuckie]

http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html

*shudders*

It takes careful positioning for the male to crouch behind her and somehow get his penis to point up and backwards to enter her clitoris.

 

[Dicer]

Blessed with a great looking peen, thankfully. Like all body parts they can be eye pleasing or not at all. I look smallish when not erect and its been called "cute" didn't phase me in the least...

Edit: cut with no bi-tone...head is rather purply though.

 

[strafer]

I hate my penis... it's bent to the left.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Blessed with a great looking peen, thankfully. Like all body parts they can be eye pleasing or not at all. I look smallish when not erect and its been called "cute" didn't phase me in the least...

The curse of a grower.
Just stay hard all the time.

 

[Platy]

Personaly I think both genitals are somehow ugly on their most famous state =P

Ugly, not gross

But then again they are not exactly made to be good looking xD

I think flacid penises are cuter than erect, specialy the ones that are like full of veins, but then again anything full of veins is kinda ugly =P
But you can't do much with most flacid penises, so whatever

I've always been fascinated how cut ones have basically two (or more) stripes of color.

Never even heard of 2 or more stripes of color
I wonder what makes those stripes


Also, the first 3 times I read this comment was "how the CUTE ones"

 

[Kurita]

I hate my penis... it's bent to the left.

I know how you feel.

 

[Acorn]

I hate my penis... it's bent to the left.

Does it throw off your balance?

Spoiler

I'm kidding

 

[Devolution]

Position a bent one just right and you can prod some ace spots.

 

[childplease]

I've always been fascinated how cut ones have basically two (or more) stripes of color.

This has been the appeal of circumcision for me.

The thought of having a bi tone penis seems awesome. Sadly Im stuck with a hybrid semi uncut penis :/

 

[Devolution]

This has been the appeal of circumcision for me.

The thought of having a bi tone penis seems awesome. Sadly Im stuck with a hybrid semi uncut penis :/

Bitone Penis needs to be the name of a band.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Position a bent one just right and you can prod some ace spots.

The B spot.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I'm cubic personally.

edit: I did not make this.

I should amend my post by saying that a curved penis is apparently only awesome in certain positions, whereas in other positions it's bending the wrong way for a more meh experience.

 

[JDSN]

I keep that shit in top shape, bi-weekly trimming, daily cleaning, cream to erase that scar (never have sex on the ocean while the tide is high, kids). Its not even a matter of aesthetics, hygiene is important, especially if you aren't circumcised.

 

[Nozem]

I keep that shit in top shape, bi-weekly trimming, daily cleaning, cream to erase that scar (never have sex on the ocean while the tide is high, kids). Its not even a matter of aesthetics, hygiene is important, especially if you aren't circumcised.

Tell me more.

 

[IISANDERII]

Mine has a bit of a parabolic curve to it that according to my fiancée is like a laser-guided g-spot missile.

Same! Perfect for missionary but it makes doggy style very uncomfortable. You find that?

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Same! Perfect for missionary but it makes doggy style very uncomfortable. You find that?

Doggy is fine for me, less optimal for her.

 

[akaoni]

I keep that shit in top shape, bi-weekly trimming, daily cleaning, cream to erase that scar (never have sex on the ocean while the tide is high, kids). Its not even a matter of aesthetics, hygiene is important, especially if you aren't circumcised.

So like.. 'There's Something About Mary', except not in the mouth.

 

[The Adder]

I keep that shit in top shape, bi-weekly trimming, daily cleaning, cream to erase that scar (never have sex on the ocean while the tide is high, kids). Its not even a matter of aesthetics, hygiene is important, especially if you aren't circumcised.

Wait, what? If I'm understanding that euphemism right I've still got no clue how that left a scar.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Tell me more.

Story time fuck yeah.

 

[rvy]

These guys got Xzibit to craft their penii

Is that a pokeman?

 

[Acorn]

Is that a pokeman?

Only if you take it out to dinner first.

 

[Dice]

My penis is beautiful.

No matter what they say.

*starts singing* My dick's beautiful, no matter what they say. WOOORDS CAN'T BRING IT DOWWWWNN!

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Look at that smug bastard.

 

[rvy]

Only if you take it out to dinner first.

I don't think that's legal.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I like it when you're fresh out the shower, and run down stairs. Your dong sometimes slaps between your thighs.

Never fails to make me laugh.

<3 Ninja

I like to amuse myself by standing with my legs slightly spread and then letting that shit sway back and forth. Good times.

In my experience, women don't think they're ugly, they think they're funny. But maybe that's just me...

 

[Nozem]

In my experience, women don't think they're ugly, they think they're funny. But maybe that's just me...

Funny is unacceptable. I expect women (and men) to be in awe of my dick.

 

[JDSN]

Wait, what? If I'm understanding that euphemism right I've still got no clue how that left a scar.

Spoiler

A big wave sunk me into the sand below, glans first.

 

[Vermillion]

To quote this one person from HS : Vaginas are gross, dicks are hilarious.

Interesting girl, that.

 

[rvy]

Vaginas are gross

 

[Vermillion]

Lol, I'm quoting~

 

[Riki]

My girlfriend likes mine and that is all that matters to me.

 

[Dereck]

Nah there's something fun about making it grow.

Oh..

 

[Dice]

Oh..

I agree with her if the one in question is mine.

Echidna

So that's why they call him knuckles.

 

[ajf009]

My circumcised penis is not beautiful, nor ugly. But it is a penis, and I like that

 

[Dereck]

I agree with her if the one in question is mine.

 

[Winterfang]

I don't even like to look at mine. It looks alright, I wouldn't go into detail.

 

[rvy]

Lol, I'm quoting~

I know, I know. But that lady is crazy.