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[AlexBasch]

Depends on the dick, yo.

Oh man, a cuckold is probably fapping hard to this shit.

 

[Veal]

I once got told that my dick looks like me. I have absolutely no fucking idea how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Bad maybe? Sounds like they were calling you a dick head.

 

[giga]

If girls liked dicks, they wouldn't prefer to look at naked girls.

Are you talking about porn? Or is this some sort of personal experience you've had where girls tell you they like looking at naked girls over naked guys? Straight girls definitely like the dick, attractive or not.

 

[AbsolutBro]

I'm with this girl that grinds like a cement mixer

Dafuq? She get your dick like a Sit-n-Spin or something?

 

[Hurley]

Also never masturbate with shampoo... you'll regret it.

I didn't even know skin could peel off the penis head...

I don't know why it would've even crossed your mind to use shampoo, unless you wanted your dick to smell like peaches or something afterwards.

Just hock a loggie and use that, much safer.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

This is one of those threads where I'm reluctant to click and then I read it and can't stop laughing.

 

[Jitters]

Are you talking about porn? Or is this some sort of personal experience you've had where girls tell you they like looking at naked girls over naked guys? Straight girls definitely like the dick, attractive or not.

I see girls say it all the time. Porn or whatever.

Weren't girls saying it in the strip club thread?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Dafuq? She get your dick like a Sit-n-Spin or something?

Those are some of the best. I'm a really huge guy, 6'7" - anyone on the lower end of the 5' range can do it without effort. Must feel wild to them, makes me happy. Even husky gals can do it.

 

[giga]

I see girls say it all the time. Porn or whatever.

Based on my own experience, they can get off to lesbian porn because it's more realistic about what is pleasureful to a woman.

Speaking generally, I think women are pretty open about being appreciative of the female form. The same can't be said too often of straight guys and the male physique. That doesn't mean women don't like penises though. It's not mutually exclusive.

 

[Borgnine]

Dafuq? She get your dick like a Sit-n-Spin or something?

No you're right it's more like an air hammer or an English Wheel.

 

[lmpaler]

First Zozz and now this, man GAF OT has been good this week

 

[Jitters]

Based on my own experience, they can get off to lesbian porn because it's more realistic about what is pleasureful to a woman.

Speaking generally, I think women are pretty open about being appreciative of the female form. The same can't be said too often of straight guys and the male physique. That doesn't mean women don't like penises though. It's not mutually exclusive.

I'm pretty sure most like it more. You don't see girls posting pics of guys bodies on tumblr. The guy who plays super man mentioned it too.



Feels bad, man.

 

[giga]

I'm pretty sure most like it more. You don't see girls posting pics of guys bodies on tumblr. The guy who plays super man mentioned it too.



Feels bad, man.

What the fuck? No, you're not sure. Tumblr and "the guy who plays superman" does not mean that girls don't like penises. Jesus. Embrace your dick and fuck some vaginas.

 

[Jitters]

What the fuck? No, you're not sure. Tumblr and "the guy who plays superman" does not mean that girls don't like penises. Jesus. Embrace your dick and fuck some vaginas.

Sounds good, my man.

 

[SuperSah]

Knew it was a Sats thread before even clicking.

 

[Vox-Pop]

Men are gross in general. Women are the better sex.

 

[kinggroin]

I want a woman in here to give me an honest to god assessment of my bush and whether or not its well kept.

I take great pride in my southern mane, and always wondered if it'd be a mutual feeling amongst the opposite sex.

 

[Vashetti]

Aint nobody got time for that! She'll do it better.

Guys suck dick better because they know how to stimulate a penis.

 

[Golden Slumbers]

i don't even know where my penis ends

 

[Madrin]

I think they're gross because they're so alien looking compared to the rest of the body. Also when mine is erect it sticks straight up, perpendicular to my body, which I didn't realize was abnormal for the longest time.

 

[sphinx]

well, I still have to see what a girl says about my penis.

but I've been told several times by men it has the biggest head they have seen but somehow it doesn't feel like a compliment, more like they fear for their asses.

 

[FallingEdge]

well, I still have to see what a girl says about my penis.

but I've been told several times by men it has the biggest head they have seen but somehow it doesn't feel like a compliment, more like they fear for their asses.

LOL

I've been told I have a very pretty dick.

Only when it is maxed out though. Before that, it is like a scared child.

 

[mullet2000]

Did you guys know that half of the length of your penis is actually inside of you?

High five, seven inches!!