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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I've never been kissed. Or held hands.

I've been hugged a couple times, but I stiffen up awkwardly.

I've been poked in the stomach. With a finger.

That's as far as I've gotten.

Not that... not that I don't want to kiss girls. I really, really do want to.

 

[NeoGeoOwner]

the closest i've come to kissing heck even having a sexual experience with someone was when i used to give my mom small kisses on the lips as goodbyes when i was 4-5

It's warm in my pants.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

It'll change your life OP. Nothing will ever be the same.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

The best kiss I've ever had was actually less than a week ago:

Girlfriend and I are hanging out alone and cuddling 'n' shit. We can't kiss because she's sick so we resist for, like, two hours straight. Eventually we both cave, gradually. It turned into the hottest make-out session I've ever experienced. It was almost as good as sex.

Worst kiss I've ever had was with a girl who I think thought she was a fish the whole time.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

This has to be a joke. How could you possibly fuck it up so badly?

They waited until they were married for their first kiss. Big mistake.

 

[brianjones]

They waited until they were married for their first kiss. Big mistake.

even still..

have they never seen people kissing before?

 

[Chance Hale]

The first girl I ever kissed proceeded to start biting my tongue and teeth and then gave me hickies. Innocence dies so fast ;-;

Spoiler

thank goodness

 

[Batigol]

Kissing is fun

 

[Funky Papa]

for the people that want to simulate the experience


Tuck your right thumb into the opening on your left hand. When each thumb is bent at the second joint, they will rest parallel to each other and mimic a pair of lips.

Practice kissing both gently and more forcefully. Try to find a good pressure that feels right.

http://www.wikihow.com/Practice-Kissing

 

[Jasup]

Ok, maybe I should rephrase that earlier comment:

From my persepctive as an over 30 year old, I suspect that from those who reach my age there are some who have not kissed while a much larger proportion has had that experience...

In my case kissing has always been kind of harmless fun you tend to do, unless there are more serious undertones present. Anyway I thought it's something people tend to do a lot - maybe I was wrong, and now I feel awkward...

 

[Marda]

For the longest time my mom's friend would smother me with kisses, tongue, touching, everything, being a young kid I didn't know what to think other than "this is how you kiss" so one day I tried kissing my mom like that and she flipped. First time with "proper" consent I was 10, flipped on a porn, and surprisingly she (friend) was into it, made out, groped; felt natural, no nervousness, and lasted for about an hour.


These days kissing is whatever, I'm focusing more on the body and what I'm doing with my hands, from the neck down.

 

[Plywood]

According to my brother, sister and cousin, me and my cousin kissed back when I was a kid, in a church. While I believe them I honestly have no recollection of the event.

 

[Prompto]

It's pretty great. Though one guy I was with used way too much tongue.

 

[Twio]

It's like eating someone else's face off in a sexual manor.

 

[Surface of Me]

Wow, aren't you ashamed to say that homosexual kisses are 'unacceptable'?

What the fuck..

Strictly from my POV (I also assume system bug is straight since he said it was due to a dare), I am straight and I would want my first kiss to be someone I'm attracted to, so a man would not fall in that umbrella.

 

[Devolution]

Strictly from my POV (I also assume system bug is straight since he said it was due to a dare), I am straight and I would want my first kiss to be someone I'm attracted to, so a man would not fall in that umbrella.

Gay dudes might teach you a thing or two though since you're not getting any action from women atm.

 

[slit]

Screw virginity!

Let's talk about lipginity!

So you're not a virgin but you've never been kissed, huh?

You must of been with hookers.

 

[Rentahamster]

kink.com always got the good shit.

Reminds me of:

 

[Jasup]

Strictly from my POV (I also assume system bug is straight since he said it was due to a dare), I am straight and I would want my first kiss to be someone I'm attracted to, so a man would not fall in that umbrella.

Hey, it's perfectly acceptable to practice with another man, you might get some good pointers along the way.

 

[dralla]

Kissing is great. Not just on the lips, all over the body.

Depends on the person of course, especially when it comes to kissing with tongue.

 

[Devolution]

My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

 

[Surface of Me]

Gay dudes might teach you a thing or two though since you're not getting any action from women atm.

I'm sure they would actually, still dont want to kiss a dude though.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

For the longest time my mom's friend would smother me with kisses, tongue, touching, everything, being a young kid I didn't know what to think other than "this is how you kiss" so one day I tried kissing my mom like that and she flipped. First time with "proper" consent I was 10, flipped on a porn, and surprisingly she (friend) was into it, made out, groped; felt natural, no nervousness, and lasted for about an hour.


These days kissing is whatever, I'm focusing more on the body and what I'm doing with my hands, from the neck down.

The fuck.

 

[soundscream]

Kissing is awesome, nothing better than some tongue-fu.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

My first kiss was when I was 20, and I couldn't stop grinning like an idiot for the rest of the date.

 

[ComputerMKII]

For the longest time my mom's friend would smother me with kisses, tongue, touching, everything, being a young kid I didn't know what to think other than "this is how you kiss" so one day I tried kissing my mom like that and she flipped. First time with "proper" consent I was 10, flipped on a porn, and surprisingly she (friend) was into it, made out, groped; felt natural, no nervousness, and lasted for about an hour.


These days kissing is whatever, I'm focusing more on the body and what I'm doing with my hands, from the neck down.

._.

 

[Crayons]

Spoiler

No

I never been kissed either. Want to fix our problems?

 

[acrid]

Looks like a couple of carp fighting over a piece of cornbread.

 

[Marda]

The fuck.

That was her response, but I was 6 so I just copied what I experienced.

I'm sure they would actually, still dont want to kiss a dude though.

Kissed a dude once, breath was smelt like shit, at least pretty much every woman I've been with (relationships aside) have been conscious about that shit, he was drunk, but c'mon mang. Never again.

 

[Troubled Bat]

Kissing is amazing, and I have been complimented as a really great kisser by all my past loves. C: Makes me feel special. Although, kissing many times leads to making out.. Then I can't help but start feeling the need. D:

 

[Plywood]

My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

 

[brianjones]

That was her response, but I was 6 so I just copied what I experienced.

your mom's friend was frenching you at 6 years old?

this story isnt adding up

 

[NinjaBoiX]

The best kiss I've ever had was actually less than a week ago:

Girlfriend and I are hanging out alone and cuddling 'n' shit. We can't kiss because she's sick so we resist for, like, two hours straight. Eventually we both cave, gradually. It turned into the hottest make-out session I've ever experienced. It was almost as good as sex.

Worst kiss I've ever had was with a girl who I think thought she was a fish the whole time.

Yeah, it's really hot just gently easing into it.

But the hottest kiss I ever had was completely out of nowhere during a blazing row walking her home. I couldn't deal with the argument anymore, so I just stopped, pulled her back by the hand, grabbed a hold of her and kissed her for about a minute or two. But it was one of those awesome slightly angry kisses where you just totally take control, and you can feel her acquiesce and just melt into it.

It's all about the passion, hence break/make up sex often being the best ever too.

 

[SystemBug]

My first kiss was when I was 20, and I couldn't stop grinning like an idiot for the rest of the date.

Any time you make progress with a girl you like, 'grinning like an idiot for the rest of the day' usually follows.

 

[yarden24]

ive been told by several women that i use my teeth when i kiss, guess that means im a bad kisser?

 

[hodgy100]

I'm not really a big fan of tongue kissing. I am a lip biter.

well I'm a neck biter.

 

[Stridone]

I've kissed alot of girls since I'm single (from March). It's not that special after the first few times, most girls aren't very good kissers and on top of that I contracted mono which was totally not worth it.

 

[Sats]

So you're not a virgin but you've never been kissed, huh?

You must of been with hookers.

When did I say I never kissed anyone?

 

[slit]

I'm not really a big fan of tongue kissing. I am a lip biter.

well I'm a neck biter.

Gee, we keep going down. I wonder where this is going?

 

[slit]

When did I say I never kissed anyone?

You didn't, it just seemed that way since you are so interested.

 

[CloudWolf]

Long kisses are kinda weird and gross. Short kisses are whatever. Not really a fan.

This is a lie

 

[hodgy100]

Gee, we keep going down. I wonder where this is going?

well.. thats generally how these things go...

 

[bidguy]

You didn't, it just seemed that way since you are so interested.

its weird i remember reading that sats was some fake account. a mod found out i think

 

[Jasup]

ive been told by several women that i use my teeth when i kiss, guess that means im a bad kisser?

Don't try to chew the poor girl's face. Don't be so forward. Ease up a little and use your lips - that's what they're there for

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Never kissed a girl and I'm sure I wouldn't like it.

 

[yarden24]

Don't try to chew the poor girl's face. Don't be so forward. Ease up a little and use your lips - that's what they're there for

haha, whenever they comment i stop for a bit, then i forget and do it again

 

[Crayons]

Gee, we keep going down. I wonder where this is going?

I'm an eyebrow girl.

 

[Sats]

First base pitcher

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Kissing is fun

This is like one of those inside the vagina porn cams, only really freaky. And not in a sexual way.