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Sorry, I'll always do it. It's just a thing for me. Stuff looks incredibly weird without the double space to me. And somehow wrong. I am not that old, am I? Computers were around when I was in school!

I think someone pulled a joke on your when they said periods need two spaces, because it is simply not correct. I can't believe this was ever standard or recommended.

In no workplace where writing and punctuation matters will you see people use two spaces.
 
I think someone pulled a joke on your when they said periods need two spaces, because it is simply not correct. I can't believe this was ever standard or recommended.

In no workplace where writing and punctuation matters will you see people use two spaces.

Yes, you will. I'm a lawyer and two spaces is standard for legal writing in America.
 
I hate when someone creates a thread with a lengthy sentimental/tragic story (personal or from a news source) and the entire first page is garbage like "wow," "no words," "terrible," :( and "Fuck, RIP" posted within seconds of the original post. You care so much that you didn't even read the actual story? Insincere assholes.

Dat [blank], based [blank] end thread, good/kind sir and other fake-polite speak, uncommon words awkwardly being used because they were popularized by mainstream movies (see the Architect's speech in Matrix Reloaded), IMO and IMHO, and all the other vapid shit that pervades these and other message boards. You occasionally come across some variant of the phrase "joined for gaming, stayed for OT." I really think a big part of that is the sheer volume of empty posts you must scroll through on gaming side before you come across a worthwhile post, using actual words and original thoughts, compared to here where it's already bad enough.
 
--First post racing to make a pun, which usually derails the thread from the get-go.

--Posters who clearly are responding to thread titles, rather than the OP.

--Quoting giant .gifs even though it's been quoted a half dozen times directly above them.

--Thread titles that in no way describe the subject, or just tease something. Example: "Hey guys..."

--"Oh you like that thing? I hate that thing. That thing sucks."

This basically sums the 90% of GAF. I'm starting to dislike the "PSA" titled thread too, it adds nothing.
 
That fucking popcorn eating gif. If the thread is controversial someone has to post gifs of someone eating popcorn, or "this gun be good", etc. It gets annoying either contribute to the thread with meaningful responses or don't contribute at all.
 
Rating posts out of 10. It's passable when it's '10/10 would read again' but anything else seems unnecessary.
 
When theres a post thats clearly someones opinion and someone responds "Well dont you mean to say in your opinion?" as if it wasnt obvious

When people affect the royal we as if it gives their argument some credence, or when they'll be blatantly disingenuous with their examples. There was some thread on the gaming side where a guy was like "Wow I cant believe X game looks so much better than Y game!" and Y game's screenshots were made blurrier and saved as low res jpgs, while X game's were the full sized screens put out by the publisher.

When some dumb meme catches on in the gaming side that stifles discussion, like repeating the titanfall joke or how everyone trips all over themselves to go "Yeah well EPIC MICKEY SUCKED" whenever theres a thread about Warren Spector.
"I don't get why..." in a thread where dozens of people have already explained their position.

Read the fucking thread!

I hate this so much.
 
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Using gifs instead of trying to argue back again. Gifs have their place and puns but when everyone tries to do them it just fails terribly.

I think that's why some of them are bannable.
 
People starting topics like 'GAF: convince me to buy a PS4' or something along those lines

Do your own research or post in an existing thread
 
People who don't use the list tags. It's so great! ;)

I'll use the list tag if I'm listing items with no content beneath the list itself, but I'll otherwise opt for the manual approach as I don't like the increased white space the closing of the tag introduces:

Blah blah blah:
  • Item one
  • Item two
  • Item three
Blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah:
- Item one
- Item two
- Item three

Blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah.

The difference is slight -- literally a few pixels -- but noticeable enough to bother me.
 
People starting topics like 'GAF: convince me to buy a PS4' or something along those lines

Do your own research or post in an existing thread

Agree.

If someone had to convince you to buy something you obviously don't want it.

Spending more than £20 means I will rely on my own council.
 
I rarely see people sign their posts, but the amount of people in this thread complaining about it is annoying the shit out of me. It's so repetitive haha.
 
That mod who doesn't use quote tags.

GIFs. All of them.

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People... who.. post... like.. this..

People who quote the entire OP. Gee thanks, we wouldn't have any context otherwise!

"/thread" posts. Their choice is just that good that it invalidates every other choice.
 
That fucking popcorn eating gif. If the thread is controversial someone has to post gifs of someone eating popcorn, or "this gun be good", etc. It gets annoying either contribute to the thread with meaningful responses or don't contribute at all.

This one is banned or frown upon I think.

When some dumb meme catches on in the gaming side that stifles discussion, like repeating the titanfall joke or how everyone trips all over themselves to go "Yeah well EPIC MICKEY SUCKED" whenever theres a thread about Warren Spector.
.

Is that a meme? Sounds more like a general opinion.
 
A big one for me lately is people prefacing their thread titles with "Public Service Announcement" or "PSA". It adds nothing to the title. Just get to the point.

Let's vent some frustration, GAF.

I lol'd so hard xD

People that do this are stupid as fuck. Unfortunately I keep seeing it all the time on the Gaming side. And of course more often than not they're juniors.
 
I lol'd so hard xD

People that do this are stupid as fuck. Unfortunately I keep seeing it all the time on the Gaming side. And of course more often than not they're juniors.

Juniors can't make threads. So what are you talking about?
 
I think someone pulled a joke on your when they said periods need two spaces, because it is simply not correct. I can't believe this was ever standard or recommended.

In no workplace where writing and punctuation matters will you see people use two spaces.


Every single thing I've ever encountered is that way. Also, I've been paid to write creatively and never had them edited out. Double space after a period is standard. Single space after a comma, double after a period.

Yes, you will. I'm a lawyer and two spaces is standard for legal writing in America.

Dude to the rescue. I thought maybe I was going crazy and no one ever told me, or perhaps they believed it a 'quirk' of my writing. Whew.
 
I think the one habit that annoys me the most is the "one sentence then press enter" format.

Like this.

And they do it over and over again.

Heaven forbid they have to type out a huge post.
 
The most satisfying kind of first post is when you think about a witty reply as you read the title, take the time to actually read the OP, come up with a reply that's more than just a joke or a pun, and still manage to be the first.
 
There was an idea kicked around that was mostly joking that we should just set it up to auto-delete the first five responses to every thread. As time goes on, I go from facetiously liking that idea to seriously liking it.

Variation: I would be interested to see some sort of experiment where there is a minimum character count for posts. Nothing too drastic – say 100 characters with spaces – but just enough to kill the drive-by/knee-jerk type post. I think it might encourage a little more thoughtfulness and verbosity in answers.

(And yes, I myself would have fallen victim to such a limit in the past. I'm trying to be better about that.)
 
Verbosity is not a virtue in and of itself.

43 characters. ;)

I agree. And it probably wouldn't work in real life. But very few people can make a super-succinct point. Really what I was getting at, is engineering a bit of a low fence against the very temporary knee-jerk desire to simply bark out an unconsidered response. But people would probably still post "no" or "what" with 90-odd spaces or periods, or something.
 
People Calling The Xbox One XBone.....Please why can't we call it XB One? Friends and people saying it in real life sucks too..Internet didn't want to use a space and a extra capital letter and now it's Xbone for the next 8-9 years.
 
Variation: I would be interested to see some sort of experiment where there is a minimum character count for posts. Nothing too drastic – say 100 characters with spaces – but just enough to kill the drive-by/knee-jerk type post. I think it might encourage a little more thoughtfulness and verbosity in answers.

(And yes, I myself would have falled victim to such a limit in the past. I'm trying to be better about that.)

Someone took this concept one step further and wrote a script that checked your new posts against your previous post history and prevented you from posting the same sentence twice.

Ever.

Great idea actually, and helped him think more about each post. Apparently it's not as difficult as one would think.
 
People Calling The Xbox One XBone.....Please why can't we call it XB One? Friends and people saying it in real life sucks too..Internet didn't want to use a space and a extra capital letter and now it's Xbone for the next 8-9 years.

It's a well-made portmanteau.

XBOX -> XB
ONE -> ONE
XBONE

Or:

XBOX -> XBO
ONE -> NE
XBONE

Either way, it fuses those two words together elegantly. It's not our fault that Microsoft decided to choose a silly name for their next-gen console. People gravitate towards names that roll off the tongue. "XBONE" is one of those names.
 
People who make new threads just because. This usually happens when a conference occurs. GTA V as an example

Thread 1: GTA V New Trailer
Thread 2: OMG Cars in GTA V revealed discuss
Thread 3: New Handgun shown in GTA V trailer discuss
Thread 4: New hat in GTA V

Keep all that shiet in one thread.
 
/thread

"And we're done here."

Especially when the quoted post was already shown as being wrong, sometimes pages ago.

EDIT: Also, "you're all just PRESSED because of #thatpower"

I never, ever, want to meet anyone who writes like this in real life.
 
Every single thing I've ever encountered is that way. Also, I've been paid to write creatively and never had them edited out. Double space after a period is standard. Single space after a comma, double after a period.

First, read this.

What do you mean by 'every single thing'? Novels, newspapers, administrative or legal paperwork? They do not have standardly two spaces.

Have you ever consulted a style manual? Chicago, MLA, that kind of stuff?

And where are you located? In the US? I know of no workplace where two spaces is standard or recommended.


Dude to the rescue. I thought maybe I was going crazy and no one ever told me, or perhaps they believed it a 'quirk' of my writing. Whew.

Nope, it is NOT standard in legal writing in the US. In fact, in the few places where guidelines for legal writing are given, they explicitly say to use one space.

If your workplace uses two, it is definitely non-standard.
 
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