I look like a girl

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I don't even know what this thread is about (never saw the original title) but if that's you OP, a $15 haircut and a clean shave go a long way towards making an average looking guy look presentable/dateable.

Nothing fancy...just not a mullet and neckbeard combo. You are making your chances exponentially worse with the opposite sex just by trying to make it happen.
 
perfectchaos007 said:
Not too many girls I know have that much facial hair. Not sure what the mod-editor was going for on the title
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I find beauty in the fact that a mod only had to insert a single word in there to change it completely and mock OPs long hair.

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Snuggler said:
Manicured stubble is by far the most attractive style of facial hair, anything else is hit or miss. If you don't take any care of it then you're probably a miss.
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I have no idea how to maintain the perfect stubble though I'be been trying for a while. :(

I just sort of trim it all to the smallest length without trimming it completely and call it a day. Sigh.
 
The signatures are killing me. I just wish there'd be more graphic signatures like the Naruto and Linkin Park ones.
 
I don't know what is going on here, but this thread was highly entertaining.
Also even if you have bullshit facial hair, girls will still like you if you look really good. (Personal experience)

This stopped being funny, still with no regards,

KnT
 
Jzero said:
Wow this thread is still open and OP still has his mullet.
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The two are forever linked. When the mullet goes, so does the thread. It is destiny, kismet, the end, the beginning, the alpha and the omega. It is the question of the chicken and the egg. It is the ancient orobourous, the snake forever eating itself. We are all linked in the cycle and we will all go down together or not at all.

Yours, now and forever,

- NotTheGuyYouKill
 
Interframe said:
Hey guys, I told my cousin about NeoGAF, and he's reading this thread and thinks NeoGAf is crazy.
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Your cousin has made an appropriate assessment of the NeoGAF. She or he is very astute.

Take care,

hate.radio PhD GAF-Neuro Science Board Of Directors
 
Honestly I don't think it looks that bad. Mullets are generally bad but this isn't too objectionable, really. Of course other haircuts would look better, but with the right self-confidence this isn't a lost cause.


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But seriously if your beard reminds girls of when their bush was coming in, fucking jettison that shit. No one wants to remember those days.
 
Jeez OP,I feel gross If I don't shave my face for a week.

You got a wild neckbeard going, fucking shave that shit asap

Edit: don't forget the mustache either
 
Sho_Nuff82 said:
I don't even know what this thread is about (never saw the original title) but if that's you OP, a $15 haircut and a clean shave go a long way towards making an average looking guy look presentable/dateable.

Nothing fancy...just not a mullet and neckbeard combo. You are making your chances exponentially worse with the opposite sex just by trying to make it happen.
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The original title was "I like a girl"
 
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