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im 90% sure im going to an orgy this saturday
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sixteen-bit
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congrats on the group sex
It's not that hard.
I'm dying of laughter here for this pictures. :lol
God Dayumm
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More like wrap your whole body, who knows where they might attack from
many places
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Elwood Blues
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I've never gone to an orgy before, but if I was going to one, I'm 90 percent sure that I would be 100 percent sure what I was going to was indeed an orgy.
WarrenMax007
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It's going to be a cuddle party.
Is that TotalBiscuit?
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24 holes come on do the math(girl count)
will there be glory holes at this party
Twilight Gap
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CaptainGyro
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is the password fidelio?
Fatal Futanari
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Alright OP, you got this. You got a game plan though? I advise hate fucking a girl (so hard and fast that your balls go a slappin') while fingering two other girls while giving a death stare at a guy in the room the whole entire time (DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM), and breathing real hard through your nose. Then, just before you bust your load, rip the loudest fart you can, nut, get up, get your clothes, leave, and go eat pizza. A fun night it ill be OP!
Also, Skype GAF in so we can do Madden play-by-plays of the whole thing.
Also, Skype GAF in so we can do Madden play-by-plays of the whole thing.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
One thing I've always been curious about with orgies is this-
If the guy is wearing a condom and bangs a chick/dude then moves onto the next chick/dude do they change condoms or just use the same one? Coz that kinda seems redundant to me if you don't change them. You're still sharing bodily fluids with someone else. Can someone enlighten me
If the guy is wearing a condom and bangs a chick/dude then moves onto the next chick/dude do they change condoms or just use the same one? Coz that kinda seems redundant to me if you don't change them. You're still sharing bodily fluids with someone else. Can someone enlighten me
PorygonVandal
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At what time can we expect results?
orrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyy
my man
thesuperfunk
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Sorta Maximus
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Well I'm sticking to one, two girls max. My life is boring!! Plus god only gave me two arms.
Gherid__lacksGPS
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Physically, not a problem for me. Emotionally and morally? Not a chance in hell. But whatever.
Liberty4all
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Saturday night drunk thread? Saturday night drunk thread.
Subscribing.
Subscribing.
shira
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If they doing it right there should be more than enough lube, condom bowl and dental dam
RockTurtle
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STIs
sorry OP trying to make you paranoid. and if it works, then you probably shouldn't go. are you absolutely certain everyone will be clean? SOME DISEASES STILL SPREAD WITH CONDOMS
also colon cleanse?
sorry OP trying to make you paranoid. and if it works, then you probably shouldn't go. are you absolutely certain everyone will be clean? SOME DISEASES STILL SPREAD WITH CONDOMS
also colon cleanse?
Ether_Snake
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I bet what usually happens is you get in there, you start to have sex with someone, then as soon as you are about to move to someone else, you start realizing that it's dirty as fuck to start fucking someone else who has just been fucked by another person.
Charles Foster Kane
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This should be interesting.
A) Bring condoms & change after partners
B) Be anal about anal... ask her when she took her last shit (don't be scared if she farts)
C) Bring a paper bag for that ugly girl you'll have to bang out of obligation
D) Tell GAF about it
E) Get tested
PS: Orgies are only good if they consist of only girls and you.
PS 2: Advice from a virgin.
B) Be anal about anal... ask her when she took her last shit (don't be scared if she farts)
C) Bring a paper bag for that ugly girl you'll have to bang out of obligation
D) Tell GAF about it
E) Get tested
PS: Orgies are only good if they consist of only girls and you.
PS 2: Advice from a virgin.
WeaponJohnnyX
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I just hope you don't bust one too soon, that'd be awkward, 5 minutes in and you're done. Lol
lastplayed
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Neander
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A) Bring condoms & change after partners
B) Be anal about anal... ask her when she took her last shit (don't be scared if she farts)
C) Bring a paper bag for that ugly girl you'll have to bang out of obligation
D) Tell GAF about it
E) Get tested
PS: Orgies are only good if they consist of only girls and you.
PS 2: Advice from a virgin.
I say bring two. One for her and one for you in case hers falls off.
Ah! That's a classic line.
Personally, I couldn't do an orgy. It would just be too awkward and I'd be concerned about the folks who aren't into safe sex. Also, it is probably the most beautiful and horrific thing imaginable. Sure, you've got your moments of sexual bliss... until some dude's junk touches you by accident. Then there's the creepy guys watching you perform.
BakedPigeon
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Those goats are so cute I want to hurt them.
RockTurtle
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the fuck, what?
I did the math OP, and you have like a 85% chance of getting some. There's a 45% chance you will not enjoy it though. Play your cards right and you won't have to share. That guy to girl ratio doesn't really favor you so mange your expectations.
I'm not sure how this gathering came to be, but once I had a friend invite to a said sexual gathering. She said A LOT of her girlfriends would be there. There ended up being like 10 guys and 4 girls, never again.
I'm not sure how this gathering came to be, but once I had a friend invite to a said sexual gathering. She said A LOT of her girlfriends would be there. There ended up being like 10 guys and 4 girls, never again.
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