Scene:
A meeting in a Sony office.
There are 2 people in suits, one with a ratstail haircut, the other wearing big thick glasses with non-prescription lenses, and an engineer.
Engineer: So, when we launch we're including MP3 playback and DLNA.
Suits in sharp intake of breath
Rattail suit; NOOOOOOO. We at Sony Pictures cannot condone DLNA as it's mainly used to stream STOLEN COPYRIGHTED MOVIES AND TV SHOWS!!!!
Thick glasses suit: NOOOOOO. We at Sony Music wish to generate easy subs for our Music Unlimited streaming service. And also we wish to prevent the playing of possibly STOLEN COPYRIGHTED MUSICS!
Engineer: K. You do realise that not including these things, even though our customer data says less than 20% of our users would uses these features, is going to kick up an absolute shitstorm at launch, yeah? Altho thanks - it's two less jobs on the Day 1 project list for us to have to worry about.
A meeting in a Sony office.
There are 2 people in suits, one with a ratstail haircut, the other wearing big thick glasses with non-prescription lenses, and an engineer.
Engineer: So, when we launch we're including MP3 playback and DLNA.
Suits in sharp intake of breath
Rattail suit; NOOOOOOO. We at Sony Pictures cannot condone DLNA as it's mainly used to stream STOLEN COPYRIGHTED MOVIES AND TV SHOWS!!!!
Thick glasses suit: NOOOOOO. We at Sony Music wish to generate easy subs for our Music Unlimited streaming service. And also we wish to prevent the playing of possibly STOLEN COPYRIGHTED MUSICS!
Engineer: K. You do realise that not including these things, even though our customer data says less than 20% of our users would uses these features, is going to kick up an absolute shitstorm at launch, yeah? Altho thanks - it's two less jobs on the Day 1 project list for us to have to worry about.