Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS Thread 3: Ridley's Believe It or Not!

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A better title in the spirit of #2 would be:

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U: Thread for NeoGAF

The "joke" doesn't really work when you omit "for" from the game's title.
 
Prodigy is taking a dump in the cop outhouse.
 
Super Smash Bros Wii U & 3DS Thread 4: New Year, Old Arguments

Super Smash Bros Wii U & 3DS T4: The last one was too big to fit in Neogaf

Super Smash Bros Wii U & 3DS Thread 4: Yoshi is Missing!
 
I liked the "Ridley Me This" suggestion from the last thread.

Not sure how tired Ridley jokes are at this point though.

Edit: New Year, Old Arguments is great.
 
I liked the "Ridley Me This" suggestion from the last thread.

Not sure how tired Ridley jokes are at this point though.

Edit: New Year, Old Arguments is great.

Personally I wouldn't mind the "Ridley me this" suggestion but coming after "Ridley's believe it or not" it feels stale or redundant (for lack of any other words) to have two Ridley puns in a row. There's more to Smash jokes than Ridley :P.

I do like "Yoshi's still missing!" though.
 
Super Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS Thread 4: Daisy, Daisy, someday you’ll be in Smash too

That's probably a hair too long. That'll fit.
 
Huh, I never really thought about Sylveon before, but she does have a lot going for her:

- Four-legged fighter who can manipulate objects with her, uh, flesh-ribbons. Kind of like Ivysaur with his vines!

- A Pokemon that received top billing for Gen 6. Also represents the new Fairy-type. Could have lots of cool moonlight-based moves.

- SOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTTTE!
I love to have a Sylveon or any new pokemon on the roster would be aweso...
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all of the "nothing" jokes are kind of dumb because the quality and quantity of the info that sakurai posts each update has been steadily increasing over the last month or two
 
At this point, we're gonna spend the last 1000 posts discussing what the next thread title's gonna be, and even by then we still won't have a clear choice

It's getting there.

I actually expect someone to make some sort of Ridley gif doing the Banderas soon. There's bound to be a GAFfer out there who can animate a Ridley model.

Somebody call Nibel!
 
Super Smash Bros Wii U & 3DS Thread 4: New Year, Old Arguments
Super Smash Bros Wii U & 3DS Thread 4: Yoshi is Missing!
Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS Thread 4: Ridley Me This -- Where's Yoshi?

I think those two subtitles that we should settle down before we starting to get wild with other subtitles but we'll see how this thread go.
 
I vote "Yoshi is Missing!", just for how hilariously dated it'll be when Yoshi is actually announced.

"Zero Heels Samus" is also good, and unlike the Yoshi joke it works even after she's announced (If you're the sort of person who actually cares about the title making sense).
Ridley jokes have been run into the ground harder than Banderas gifs at this point
Ridley jokes have become so self-aware that half the humor now comes from how lame and overdone Ridley jokes are. There is a touch of sadness and self-mockery in every delivery, acknowledging how powerless we are at ever affecting which characters get into Smash 4. We aren't laughing at Sakurai or Ridley or Smash, but at ourselves.

That is why Ridley jokes are still sometimes funny for me and Banderas isn't.
 
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