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US dialect quiz can predict where you are from with surprising accuracy

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God damn it got my exact City!
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Paterson/Newark.

I grew up in Paterson and my brother in Newark but I would always go to his house on weekends.
 
I'm from Albany, Oregon.

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Some of my answers made the whole map blue. The traffic jam question seemed like a trick, because
looky-loo
is what we call the onlookers of any such event, not the cause of any specific event itself. I've never even heard of such a thing.

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I wonder why that is, GAF.
 
I'm from the Philippines (grew up in the South particularly, we have our own dialect/language from the official language)

My top spots were New York, Oklahoma, and Irving.

It's kind of strange that my map is showing that my dialect is not similar at all with Los Angeles, considering most of my cousins in the father side are residents/were born there. New York is right on the money though (spent a semester as an exchange student there).

Oklahoma and Irving were big surprises, though.
 
I was reading some of these out at a party and most people all had the same answer. In particular when I asked what you call a drive-through liquor store, the entire party answered "daiquiri shop" in unison, but it's not an option. And some of the choices had people confused as hell, like "kitty wampus."
 
For me it said Jackson, Mississippi and both Birmingham and Montgomery, Alabama. I'm from South Carolina so not too far off. Last time I did one of these on another site it had me picked for Georgia, so this one wasn't as close as before.
 
Newark, NJ
New York City
Providence, RI

Lived in NY for a year before moving down to Miami for the next 20. Them carpetbaggers me young, y'all.
 
I'm from Europe and it says my dialect is Boston/Providence/Worcester. Cool!

Least similar is Irving/Forth Worth/Springfield. I better stay out of the Simpsons town then.
 
I got San Francisco, Honolulu and New York
they're pretty far apart from eachother
I'm european btw

I'm least similar to Pittsburgh, Louisville and Shreveport
 
Well, it got my home state right (Wisconsin).

Funny how all of WI calls soda by its proper name, but one state over in my current location (Minnesota), these blasphemers all call it "pop." >:(
 
From Toronto and it said I'm from Fort Lauderdale. It's pretty close, it must of known Canadian winter migration patterns.
 
Well, they managed to get that I'm from the South and the Southeast.

I had no idea that the way we say lawyer is dialect oriented. I thought everyone said lawyer how we southerners did.
 
Well, they managed to get that I'm from the South and the Southeast.

I had no idea that the way we say lawyer is dialect oriented. I thought everyone said lawyer how we southerners did.
If you look at the lawyer map, it doesn't match "southerners." I'm from Louisiana and I pronounce lawyer like boy; not like flaw. Everybody I know pronounces it that way, and people who don't would sound a bit out of place here. I would consider Louisiana, Texas and Florida to be southern states, but the map says we pronounce it like 'boy' in those states.
 
I'm from the U.K. and have Received Pronunciation, and it identifies me as New York, Yonkers, or New Jersey. This immediately brought forth a rather pressing question:

what the fuck is Yonkers?

EDIT: Judging by this thread, it seems that New York, Yonkers and New Jersey are generally the closest to Received Pronunciation - quite a few English folks in here getting the same answers.
 
I'm from the U.K. and have Received Pronunciation, and it identifies me as New York, Yonkers, or New Jersey. This immediately brought forth a rather pressing question:

what the fuck is Yonkers?
I'd never heard of it until this page of this thread. What a crazy name for a place.
 
Pretty interesting, it pegged me right in NYC correctly, but a lot of of the questions were about things I never knew existed (drive through liquor stores/beer barns, wow.)

Oh, and Yonkers is a city that's sorta a suburb of NYC. It has an interesting accent. Bella in the play Lost in Yonkers is pretty much the best example of the accent I can think of in fiction. Or for a little more over exaggerated: Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny.
 
I'm from California, apparently, even though I have never been and have only lived in Idaho, Minnesota, Illinois, Indiana, and Georgia.

In the cityyyyyyyy
 
I got Kansas City, which is close enough. I grew up in central Kansas. Oddly enough I also got Denver, which I live an hour from now.
 
My three results were Seattle, Minneapolis, and Chicago.

That's really not bad, considering I grew up in Seattle and spent my summers growing in Minneapolis and Chicago.
 
Damn, I wasn't a believer. I grew up in Milwaukee, but my parents were from Jersey and I thought I absorbed a lot of their speech patterns. But holy shit, it pegged Milwaukee! (as well as Jackson, Miss, which we'll let slide...)
 
Most Common Cities: Baltimore, Washington DC, Newark/Paterson

I was afraid living in Northern California for the last 9 years might have an effect on me, but as I keep telling everyone out here, it's "Highway" not "Freeway".
 
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I live in South Florida, my parents are from the Northeast, and I spent four years in the Midwest. This is crazy accurate.
 
Gave me Detroit and I grew up 90 minutes north of there... Spot on but not too surprising given some of the questions.

edit: I have a gift for killing threads.
 
Fairly accurate for me. Area is correct but cities are a bit off. I'm from San Francisco (not quite San Jose), and spent most of my american like in Laguna Niguel Orange County (definitely not Corona!)

But I grew up in Saudi Arabia and my Parents are from New York (makes sense I've got red in that state!)...who transplanted first to Florida and then to San Francisco.

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