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[Replicant]

let's say you are heterosexual

your eyes are closed

you are on the receiving end of a blowjob from another man

you feel a bit of hair but you don't mind because you're thoroughly enjoying it

you suspect it might not be a woman who is servicing you but you don't give it much thought

you are too busy enjoying the blowjob

does that make it you a homosexual

Why can't it be both?

 

[Extra Sauce]

EDIT: Also, it didn't reach "that point", I stopped it and asked him to leave.

Wait what? That's terrible. You describe giving a BJ as "the greatest feeling in the world" but guess what... being given a BJ only to be told "get out" before the climax is the worst feeling in the world.

 

[Meccanical]

let's say you are heterosexual

your eyes are closed

you are on the receiving end of a blowjob from another man

you feel a bit of hair but you don't mind because you're thoroughly enjoying it

you suspect it might not be a woman who is servicing you but you don't give it much thought

you are too busy enjoying the blowjob

does that make it you a homosexual

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

 

[Salmonax]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

you feel a bit of fur but you don't mind because you're thoroughly enjoying it

 

[TUROK]

I wouldn't say it's rude. More like dreadfully simple-minded and overly fixated on labels that don't even begin to scratch the surface of how complex people can be.

Then that makes the OP simple-minded for applying a label to himself.

 

[J10]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

Then teach it how to cook and clean.

 

[Extra Sauce]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

let's say you are heterosexual

your eyes are closed

you are on the receiving end of a blowjob from a dog

you feel a bit of fur but you don't mind because you're thoroughly enjoying it

you suspect it might not be a human who is servicing you but you don't give it much thought

you are too busy enjoying the blowjob

does that make you a zoophile?

 

[weekend_warrior]

OP should get addicted to crack.

 

[casabolg]

So yeah, I used to think BJs were sort of this unfair thing guys get their girlfriends into doing for their own pleasure, but now I can see why someone would willingly do it. It was pretty fun.

Ah, so this is a trap to get women more used to that after all! I see your trap.

 

[Meccanical]

Then teach it how to cook and clean.

So then I would make it my bitch?

...

I think we've already gone too far. G'night everybody.

 

[bud]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

if it's a dog

you can use the power of your imagination

and imagine that it's a woman

then it's a woman

if you believe it
it will happen

 

[dralla]

It's surprising to me that people don't see the appeal of giving oral. I love eating pussy. It's fun. empowering, and arousing all at the same time, especially when shes a screamer. Moans = hawt

 

[hateradio]

It's surprising to me that people don't see the appeal of giving oral. I love eating pussy. It's fun. empowering, and arousing all at the same time, especially when shes a screamer. Moans = hawt

Maybe it's a that a lot of people don't know how to do it right.

 

[Arde5643]

Man, bisexuals have all the fun...

 

[Glorified G]

You like to tease guys and love sucking their cocks. Wait, scratch that, you think it's the greatest feeling in the world.

My in-depth studies tell me you may be bisexual

lol, I was thinking the exact same thing. Coming out of the closet OP will probably be a better feeling.

 

[SystemShock2]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

If it's a male dog you're gay. If it's a female you're straight.

 

[Sheroking]

Then that makes the OP simple-minded for applying a label to himself.

No, not really.

He's lived every second with himself, you don't know jack about him but a message board post. How he self identifies and what you pidgeon-hole him as are not the same thing.

 

[Servbot24]

as a straight man who has given many a bj, yes it is fun. i did it for an intersex girl (look up bailey jay. nsfw). she only has dry orgasms so that was good too. and she gets multiple orgasms so you can really take her to town!

 

[BowieZ]

OP you should explore your sexuality more.

(And please tell us how it goes!)

 

[keltickennedy]

Sorry, I couldn't resist. lol.

 

[Mayyhem]

I've yet to nut from a BJ. It is what it is.

Same.. am i fucked up?

 

[dbztrk]

Look, I love sucking dick as much as the next man but straight I am not!

 

[jts]

Same.. am i fucked up?

No.

You can overcome it.

But seriously, you can. If you have a partner who is patient enough.

 

[hipbabboom]

I know what this is.... nice try OP! You won't have this day!

One question: Did it taste like tofu?

 

[Servbot24]

receiving is good but you do need to be with some at least a little skilled. otherwise you may as well try masturbating with just your thumb and pointer finger. helps if you can grab their boob while they're at it too.

 

[Dash_]

Question for the folk who give head then. Do you prefer giving it or taking it?

 

[Servbot24]

taking it of course. but it's disappointing if both don't happen.

 

[keltickennedy]

Same.. am i fucked up?

Maybe you are just getting bad blowjobs. But no, I wouldn't say that there anything is wrong with you. Different strokes for different folks. PUN INTENDED!

 

[ElectricBlue187]

I've yet to nut from a BJ. It is what it is.

I was like you until I met the right woman.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I was like you until I met the right woman.

I stress, the right woman. Make sure she is all right.


Besides that, I have to be laying down or sitting. I have to be able to grab her ears. Something about holding on to her head. Minimal teeth. I had a hang up for a long time. It took a special woman to break me out of that cycle.

 

[depths20XX]

I've only been able to finish from a BJ when it comes as the finisher after the main party. They have to throw in some hand action too usually.

Or during a 69 for some reason. Feels amazing that way.

 

[Sai-kun]

Question for the folk who give head then. Do you prefer giving it or taking it?

Giving. Not that I don't enjoy getting it, but watching someone squirm around and moan and stuff all because of you feels pretty fucking good.

 

[Servbot24]

69s are more difficult to me because you're concentrated on giving it to them and not absorbing what you're getting. still lots of fun though.

 

[TUROK]

No, not really.

He's lived every second with himself, you don't know jack about him but a message board post. How he self identifies and what you pidgeon-hole him as are not the same thing.

Ah yes, the ol' "tolerance of self-identification" argument.

I'm a chef because sometimes I microwave stuff. Awesome.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

I've yet to nut from a BJ. It is what it is.

That's a shame

 

[bud]

i have to force myself to come from a blowjob.

 

[Falcs]

How's that saying go..? It's not gay unless the balls touch?

 

[Meccanical]

That's a shame

That shits kawaii.

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

*sucks dick*

"I consider myself straight"

 

[ab.aeterno]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from someone I can't see.

What if it's not a persona at all? What if it's a dog?

let's say you are heterosexual

your eyes are closed

you are on the receiving end of a blowjob from a dog

you feel a bit of fur but you don't mind because you're thoroughly enjoying it

you suspect it might not be a human who is servicing you but you don't give it much thought

you are too busy enjoying the blowjob

does that make you a zoophile?

My entire expression whilst reading this thread is mostly slack-jawed, head-shaking disbelief that people are arguing over the semantics of someone else's sexuality based on enjoying indulging a curiosity (and enjoying it.) What a fucking ludicrous discussion.

 

[SteveWinwood]

This thread is a big hot mess.

 

[daffy]

No, not really.

He's lived every second with himself, you don't know jack about him but a message board post. How he self identifies and what you pidgeon-hole him as are not the same thing.

What are you talking about? He described himself to us as straight. Are you seriously trying to say labels don't hold any connotation? Can I be asexual then because I've been single for awhile and I describe myself as such?

OP shouldn't have said straight unless he wanted us to think he was straight. It's a label.

 

[SteveWinwood]

What are you talking about? He described himself to us as straight. Are you seriously trying to say labels don't hold any universal meaning? Can I be asexual then because I've been single for awhile and I describe myself as such?

Of course you could.

 

[daffy]

Of course you could.

Ok, well I feel differently on that so I'll leave my opinion to myself. I understand sexuality is complex but I'm not going to sit here and eschew common definition.

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

I actually had a teacher talked about doing anal stuff with her husband and claimed he was totally straight. Maybe this is a similar situation.

 

[il Diavolo]

if it's a dog

you can use the power of your imagination

and imagine that it's a woman

then it's a woman

if you believe it
it will happen

Much furry.

So orgasm.

 

[depths20XX]

I actually had a teacher talked about doing anal stuff with her husband and claimed he was totally straight. Maybe this is a similar situation.

Why would a female doing anal stuff to a man make you think he wasn't straight?

 

[Servbot24]

I actually had a teacher talked about doing anal stuff with her husband and claimed he was totally straight. Maybe this is a similar situation.

How in any conceivable way would the husband here not be considered straight? My gf fingered me all the time, was great.

 

[Tuck]

I actually had a teacher talked about doing anal stuff with her husband and claimed he was totally straight. Maybe this is a similar situation.

Plenty of heterosexual couples do that, I think. Though why would teacher brought that up I have no idea.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Ok, well I feel differently on that so I'll leave my opinion to myself. I understand sexuality is complex but I'm not going to sit here and eschew common definition.

I said I was a cinephile.

Yo but you saw the last transformers. You don't actually care about film as art. You say.

Am I real cinephile?

The correct answer is who gives a shit. People can just do and say whatever.

Labels are silly.