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[Dead Man]

know that feel bro. although I really enjoy my philosophy classes in most cases. but systematic/anal-ytic stuff like sell-arse was never my cup of tea.

Yeah, the material was interesting in almost all my philosophy classes, and most of the lecturers were good, but a couple just liked to talk about shit, and were not very smart to boot. Bad combo for a uni lecturer.

well, don't cry for me GAF, I'm already dead.
:|

Looking for a funny Barney picture I found this:

http://dawolfey.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead-by-rebecca-sugar/

Comics should not be able to make me feel this way...

I have no idea but the guy was clearly nuts and sadly we get these people all the time. They freak out even when we've agreed to void their tickets. It's such a bizzare reaction but this one just took it to a whole nother level of hilarious.

There was this one guy who came into the store and asked me "do you know USB?" I told him "well we've got some things that use USB ports, if that's what you're asking."

"DO YOU KNOW USB!?"
"Um...what kind of USB device would you like to know about?"
*shakes his head* "You work at Best Buy, and you don't know USB??" *leaves in a huff*

My reaction:

What the hell sort of place do you two work at? Damn.

While we're talking computers...

That's a lot of porn jpgs.

 

[Smiley90]

This movie that I'm watching that is totally not Gattaca is stressing me out

Gattaca

I am so done

I finished

I honestly can't

I'm listening to the OST now and I honestly just want to lay here and cry

cryingoprah.gif

The Other Side sounds eerily like this and this

WOOOOOO YOU FINALLY WATCHED IT.

Told you it was an amazing movie.

 

[Smiley90]

Send smelly more dick pics.

hm, that might work. at least for cheering me up again :<



I would punch you right now if I could
not very hard but still distinct enough to mirror my emotional pain

There's nothing in my inbox

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Hey GAF. Thought I'd join in for the final 10 days or so!

 

[Deathmistress]

I'm waiting for my sister to show up for dinner and eavesdropping on three people talk about computers. It's really interesting listening to people speak of google as if it was skynet. Trying real hard not to troll. Saw the USB post and almost choked on coffee.

 

[iosefe]

That's a lot of porn jpgs.

Why i would NEVER disgrace myself to download porn, since it doesn't need to be done these days

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why i would NEVER disgrace myself to download porn, since it doesn't need to be done these days

Just go on Tumblr.

Not..not that I would know that there's porn on Tumblr or anything.

 

[iosefe]

Just go on Tumblr.

Not..not that I would know that there's porn on Tumblr or anything.

Golly, Miss Dragonz, you've open my eyes! Many thanks!

Spoiler

/s....totally

 

[Dead Man]

Why i would NEVER disgrace myself to download porn, since it doesn't need to be done these days

Never know when you might be offline for a week or two

Just go on Tumblr.

Not..not that I would know that there's porn on Tumblr or anything.

Porn? On Tumblr? Never.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Just go on Tumblr.

Not..not that I would know that there's porn on Tumblr or anything.

I had to unfollow quite a number of people on Tumblr due to their porn-posting tendencies.

Don't get me wrong; I like porn as much as the next guy (or girl) but it just got to be too much! I have to be ready for porn! Unexpected porn is not ideal in certain circumstances!

 

[Dead Man]

I had to unfollow quite a number of people on Tumblr due to their porn-posting tendencies.

Don't get me wrong; I like porn as much as the next guy (or girl) but it just got to be too much! I have to be ready for porn! Unexpected porn is not ideal in certain circumstances!

I never go to tumblr unless I am in a porn safe space. Which is almost everywhere since I am unemployed lol.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Just go on Tumblr.

Not..not that I would know that there's porn on Tumblr or anything.

This post with your avatar is a killer.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm trying to think of some other stories, but I also try to not think of work when I'm not there lol.

I was on the phone for about 15-20 minutes with this older lady because she didn't know how her camera worked. She wanted to know why the light on her camera turned off when she stopped charging it. THEN she didn't believe me when I told her that it was supposed to do that.

Her: "Are you sure that my camera isn't broken? I don't need a new one?"
Me: "Nono, your camera is fine. Just let it charge for a bit, that's all."
Her: "You guys have the internet in your store, right? Can you go online and do some research to find the answer for me?"
My face:

"Um...it would take a very long time just to find that information. And it would honestly be the same information that I just gave you."
Her: "Well alright...are you sure?"
Me (internally):

Me: "Yes ma'am, I'm sure. If your camera still doesn't work after letting it charge for about 2 hours, then go ahead and give us a call back."

She never called back, thank GOD.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I had to unfollow quite a number of people on Tumblr due to their porn-posting tendencies.

Don't get me wrong; I like porn as much as the next guy (or girl) but it just got to be too much! I have to be ready for porn! Unexpected porn is not ideal in certain circumstances!

Honest to god, jokes aside, this is how I found it. Like I was scrolling through my dash and there it was.

This post with your avatar is a killer.

Cheesin'

 

[iosefe]

Gorilla gets a haircut!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Gorilla gets a haircut!

Make your bed

 

[iosefe]

NEVAR!

 

[Tashi]

I hate when my bed isn't made. It's the first thing I do when I get out of it.

 

[BIGWORM]

How we doing Selfies (bad name?)? I just had a reunion with my father after not seeing him for 15 years.

 

[killertofu]

That "Adam Lanza hates ice cream" thread made me wanna get ice cream.

Have you ever had Chocolate Lavender Ice Cream?

Cause it's the tits

 

[Windam]

Fuck lab reports. So boring.

 

[Wazzy]

What the hell sort of place do you two work at? Damn.

A special kind of hell called retail.

 

[Professor Beef]

My dog just now tried to *literally* bite my ass as I was heading back to my room. What in the fuck.

 

[Featheredkitten]

My dog just now tried to *literally* bite my ass as I was heading back to my room. What in the fuck.

Maybe less work on your doctorate? All those unpublished findings..... /joking /joking

 

[Wazzy]

My dog just now tried to *literally* bite my ass as I was heading back to my room. What in the fuck.

Has your dog ever snapped like that before?

Oh god Nelly Furtado's I'm Like A Bird just started playing. I would rather have your dog bite me than listen to this.

 

[killertofu]

Has your dog ever snapped like that before?

Oh god Nelly Furtado's I'm Like A Bird just started playing. I would rather have your dog bite me than listen to this.

Why would you say that

Now it's stuck in my head

 

[Featheredkitten]

Why would you say that

Now it's stuck in my head

oh dang it, mine too.


LMAO just sang it out loud and now Marrec's reading me the riot act.

 

[marrec]

oh dang it, mine too.


LMAO just sang it out loud and now Marrec's reading me the riot act.

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE SONG.

Seriously, I was saved from it being stuck in my head because I avoided reading the name.

Welp, there goes that plan.

 

[Featheredkitten]

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE SONG.

Seriously, I was saved from it being stuck in my head because I avoided reading the name.

Welp, there goes that plan.

though my love is TRUUUUUUUEEEE I"M LIKE A BIRRRRDD!!!!

 

[Wazzy]

Why would you say that

Now it's stuck in my head

oh dang it, mine too.


LMAO just sang it out loud and now Marrec's reading me the riot act.

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE SONG.

Seriously, I was saved from it being stuck in my head because I avoided reading the name.

Welp, there goes that plan.

LOL oops my bad.

I'll pray 4 u all.

 

[AcridMeat]

My dog just now tried to *literally* bite my ass as I was heading back to my room. What in the fuck.

Professor Beef
his beef brings all the dogs to the yard
(Today, 07:31 PM)

 

[Clydefrog]

hm, that might work. at least for cheering me up again :<



I would punch you right now if I could
not very hard but still distinct enough to mirror my emotional pain

don't! i'm sensitive

Spoiler

i'm sorry if it's serious. you'll be fine!!

I know. It's an NHL-GAF thing.

more like a you-being-a-dick thing

My dog just now tried to *literally* bite my ass as I was heading back to my room. What in the fuck.

check your butt for spiders, man. NOW

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How we doing Selfies (bad name?)? I just had a reunion with my father after not seeing him for 15 years.

By the way, this is a great photo. How was it?

 

[Wazzy]

Professor Beef
his beef brings all the dogs to the yard
(Today, 07:31 PM)

I demand his tag be changed to this. You hear me mods? I DEMAND IT.

 

[Professor Beef]

Has your dog ever snapped like that before?

Oh god Nelly Furtado's I'm Like A Bird just started playing. I would rather have your dog bite me than listen to this.

It's not that she "snapped," it's more of an abandonment issues thing. We originally got her at a shelter, and I guess she's had huge issues since then. For a while, when I was unemployed, I was the only one who hung out with her all day until the fam got home. Now if there's even a hint of me leaving the house, she goes looney. She tries to drag me back into the house, even if I'm going outside to say "hi" to someone!

One time my mom got her so worked up when I was leaving, the dog actually vomited. She thought it was hilarious.

Professor Beef
his beef brings all the dogs to the yard
(Today, 07:31 PM)

:lol

I demand his tag be changed to this. You hear me mods? I DEMAND IT.

NONONONO

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

But he won't hold a doctorate in beef anymore

 

[killertofu]

Just realized this, but this Valentines Day will be the first one in quite a while where I'm not seeing anyone.

It...kinda feels good.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I'm Like A Bird is now in my head.

do i still get cool points if i join for the last 2 weeks?

Yes, absolutely. I'm sad you're not the kid from the TV show.

I just had a reunion with my father after not seeing him for 15 years.

Holy shit! That must have been emotional.

 

[Wazzy]

It's not that she "snapped," it's more of an abandonment issues thing. We originally got her at a shelter, and I guess she's had huge issues since then. For a while, when I was unemployed, I was the only one who hung out with her all day until the fam got home. Now if there's even a hint of me leaving the house, she goes looney. She tries to drag me back into the house, even if I'm going outside to say "hi" to someone!

Ahhh. My dog is a rescue dog but she just has really bad seperation anxiety so she constantly barks whenever someone leaves her to go out or do something. She never bites thankfully.

NONONONO

Moar like YESYESYESYESYES

But he won't hold a doctorate in beef anymore

But he appeals to all dem doggies now.

 

[Professor Beef]

I never asked to be loved by animals this much!

 

[marrec]

But he won't hold a doctorate in beef anymore

A beef doctorate doesn't get your foot in the door like it used to anyway.

Lets face it.

Just realized this, but this Valentines Day will be the first one in quite a while where I'm not seeing anyone.

It...kinda feels good.

Nice! Well, nice that it feels good anyway. Good way to look at it.

We'll be celebrating V-Day as per normal... an excuse to buy stuff for each other.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Just realized this, but this Valentines Day will be the first one in quite a while where I'm not seeing anyone.

It...kinda feels good.

It is good that you feel that way!

Historically it's been steak and Halo night. Maybe we'll do what I want for a change.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

#singleonV-Dayclub

 

[Featheredkitten]

We'll be celebrating V-Day as per normal... an excuse to buy stuff for each other.

Only if you do the taxes.

It is good that you feel that way!

Historically it's been steak and Halo night. Maybe we'll do what I want for a change.

I like steak and halo night, it sounds fun.

 

[Wazzy]

I'll be alone this V-day. Oh well, junk food and sappy movies it is!

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I stopped caring about Valentine's day since like, high school.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I like steak and halo night, it sounds fun.

That's not merely a meat in holes reference, I'll have you know.

Spoiler

I'd rather have pizza.

 

[Smiley90]

#singleonV-Dayclub

I'll be alone this V-day. Oh well, junk food and sappy movies it is!

WEEEEE high-five.

I stopped caring about Valentine's day since like, high school.

never really cared for it, stupid obligation.

 

[Professor Beef]

#singleonV-Dayclub

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]