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[DMeisterJ]

So is biebs gonna go the Bruises route, and continue to fuck up, or is he going to get himself together after this mess?

Only time will tell, I guess.

 

[Windu]

deport him

 

[zroid]

Please don't deport him! We don't want him back!

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Police report!
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0123_bieber_police_report.pdf

He's a US citizen?

 

[BertramCooper]

Obama has the power to redeem his presidency

If he were a poor Mexican national who did the same thing, he'd almost certainly be deported.

 

[marrec]

Poor Lil' Za will probably get more time for forcing Biebs to drive drunk.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

This is all because everyone made fun of his douchy haircut and the whole teeny bopper thing when he first came onto the scene. The tattoos, the thug life, the hos - all to prove he's hard. God knows where this kid will end up one day in his childish desire to show he's a tough guy.

Probably with the word murder tattooed on his forehead and a major drug habit.

This is all it's been about for a while. Naive and pathetic.

 

[McLovin]

DUI? What a piece of shit, I bet if he killed someone he'd get away with it.

 

[Pollux]

He's a US citizen?

Well, shit. Guess we can't deport him. But can we revoke his citizenship if he gets convicted of a felony?

 

[Laieon]

Well, shit. Guess we can't deport him. But can we revoke his citizenship if he gets convicted of a felony?

According to the police report it's just misdemeanors, unless I'm reading it wrong.

 

[Tacitus_]

The report says Justin was driving between 55 and 60 MPH in a 30 MPH residential area.

TMZ

Throw the goddamn book at him.

 

[Ensirius]

Lock him up for a while

Home arrest is good enough. Make teens forget about him so we can move on already.

 

[Kworn]

So bizarrely, Justin Bieber is in police custody in the police station next door to the #pdxcon press conference pic.twitter.com/bEOAmiHGTK

 

[wenis]

That's too bad, kid seems to have a ton of issues going on that no one will ever help him with until it's far too late.

Oh well.

 

[Lamel]

Police report!
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0123_bieber_police_report.pdf

Bahahahaha.

The funniest part is that he claims he is 5'9". You wish justin. You wish.

 

[BloodMoney]

kid needs to put his shirt on...
≠ swoll up
= thin tween

some people can handle being a celebrity, others cannot.

 

[Pollux]

According to the police report it's just misdemeanors, unless I'm reading it wrong.

No you're right, I was talking about felonies generally, not this particular charge.

 

[BertramCooper]

He's a US citizen?

Everything else I've read says he's on a visa. I wonder if that was just an error in the police report.

Plus, I feel like at least a few news outlets would have reported Bieber becoming a U.S. citizen, and I don't recall ever reading that.

EDIT: Also just found this: http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/02/16/144596/bieber-health-care/

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

now he has street cred

blackening process near completion...

smh

 

[DMeisterJ]

Smile for the cameras

 

[LiK]

Smile for the cameras

LOL

 

[Kworn]

Smile for the cameras

He looks like he is loving it here.

He must be high or loving the attention

 

[Syf]

He looks like he is loving it here.

He must be high or loving the attention

Probably thinks being arrested gives him 'street cred.'

 

[Tesseract]

dave,

i'm gonna race him.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Smile for the cameras

lol

 

[DMeisterJ]

High as a kite
Knows he's getting off scot free
Thinks he's got street cred now

 

[Village]

Probably thinks being arrested gives him 'street cred.'

Or... He knows nothing is going to happen and is taking it in stride?

 

[D23]

Just wow

Usher will b proud

 

[strafer]

pull your pants up and fix your hair

 

[statham]

Smile for the cameras

neck tattoo has to be next.

 

[Sectorseven]

Smile for the cameras

Miley Cyrus got arrested?

 

[dose]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25863200

The Miami Herald reported that members of the musician's entourage had apparently used their cars to block traffic on Pine Tree Drive at 26th Street, effectively creating a drag strip.

His 'entourage' seem like a bunch of cocks too who think they can get away with stuff.

 

[Killer]

I shit you not guys, i just got matched with justin beiber on omegle!!! OH WHY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SCREEN CAP ON MAC!!!!???!?!!?

 

[BloodMoney]

much valium
so booze
very marijuana
amaze feels

 

[maquiladora]

I shit you not guys, i just got matched with justin beiber on omegle!!! OH WHY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SCREEN CAP ON MAC!!!!???!?!!?

the fuck

 

[LiK]

neck tattoo has to be next.

Face tattoo second

 

[Tesseract]

that's a pretty fabulous mugshot, i hope his judge is satan's asshole.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

#YOLO

Miley Cyrus got arrested?

I barely know how Miley Cyrys looks like but the resemblance is uncanny!

 

[kingocfs]

That mugshot should be used as the new Canadian flag.

 

[Delicious Waffles]

He looks like a lesbian.

 

[Ushojax]

I give him 5 years to live. He's really lost his mind over the last couple of years, definitely smoking too much crack.

 

[Killer]

the fuck

I swear man. it was him with his family. I told him didn't get caught recently and he skipped me lol.

 

[Chums Knifeblade]

That mugshot is gold, he looks like he's auditioning for a broadway show

 

[BloodMoney]

He looks like a lesbian.

....I see it

 

[RPGCrazied]

Like it will do anything. He has lots of $$$, he will just pay his way out. Sad. You get better treatment if you have lots of cash and are a celeb than if you just are an average joe.

 

[gofreak]

He was clearly crying not so long before that picture. His eyes look quite water-y.

I hope he was anyway. Hopefully he gets scared silly out of this behaviour.

 

[malfcn]

His quick rise to fame and wealth has given him afluenza. Most likely he will get a slap. They can't put him in with general pop because he will get hurt. Stardom gets you a free pass because in jail everyone will want a piece and they can't allow that to happen.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Side View

 

[y2dvd]

He's eventually gonna kill someone while DUI and get away with a slap to the risk if he gets off easy this time.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Side View

bad posture