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[FrenchMovieTheme]

National press dying for a story. This has been one of the most boring lead ups to a Super Bowl, it's like people forgot about Manning, it seems like no one is talking about him that much.

This thread is dead too because this is a boring matchup. No one gives a shit about the Seahawks outside of Washington and Denver is whatever. I can't remember a less hyped Super Bowl in my life.... On neogaf OR in real life!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

This thread is dead too because this is a boring matchup. No one gives a shit about the Seahawks outside of Washington and Denver is whatever. I can't remember a less hyped Super Bowl in my life.... On neogaf OR in real life!

I'm excited about the SB but I couldn't care less about all the media garbage that precedes it. Bring on Sunday!

 

[Greg]

I'm excited about the SB but I couldn't care less about all the media garbage that precedes it. Bring on Sunday!

FOOTBALL!

ps - the new Inferi CD is awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_EPWLfnyfE

 

[Paches]

Miniature pony or demented dog? You decide.

 

[TriniTrin]

Miniature pony or demented dog? You decide.

Clearly it's a sea lama

 

[rando14]

Is wussle going to buy thousands of sweet ass shoes or co-host a nickelodeon kids award show with cam newton? I think not!

rofl is this seriously a real event that's happening?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

rofl is this seriously a real event that's happening?

Look it up bruh

 

[rando14]

Look it up bruh

Hey you lied man, it's not Nickelodeon, it's the Cartoon Network Hall of Games Award Show!! Clearly more prestigious!!

But hey I'm a cool busta so I'll support your boy, I went to the website and voted on some things!!

 

[bionic77]

So... do we ask the question now or after he wins the SuperBowl?

I personally would not give a fuck if Peyton took more HGH and deer piss than the entire Ravens team to get back on the field. Its not like his arm strength or athleticism increased, it was literally just to get him healthy enough so he could play.

If we are being honest no one gives a shit about PEDs in any sport except baseball. People want to see cartoonish muscles and athleticism on their athletes and the average Joe doesn't care what they are doing to get there as long as they end up bigger, faster and more violent.

This thread is dead too because this is a boring matchup. No one gives a shit about the Seahawks outside of Washington and Denver is whatever. I can't remember a less hyped Super Bowl in my life.... On neogaf OR in real life!

Now you can't teach people to hate like this. You are either born with the ability or you are not.

The story lines are huge for this superbowl. On one hand you have Manning, one of the greatest advertisers of all time. And then you have the young upstart Seahawks, led by a very angry black man (the best kind in getting America to watch a game) who doesn't give a fuck about showing his anger in front of pretty white women. So many white people are going to be rooting for Manning, not just the weirdos who like his commercials, but now the race haters.

Its also the first time in a long time we have two 1 seeds meeting in the SB.

 

[ScottSullivan]

I'm conflicted about this game. On one hand I want revenge, but I also wouldn't mind good defense winning over offense

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

FOOTBALL!

ps - the new Inferi CD is awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_EPWLfnyfE

This is why you're the best, Greg.

 

[bionic77]

I'm conflicted about this game. On one hand I want revenge, but I also wouldn't mind good defense winning over offense

The answer is obvious.

Root for the Seahawks to win as a result of 3-4 horribly shady calls. That way you get the great defense winning but you have a way of shitting on their SB for the rest of your life. And it would be great irony for all of the crying after the last one that they lost!

 

[Hitokage]

The answer is obvious.

Root for the Seahawks to win as a result of 3-4 horribly shady calls. That way you get the great defense winning but you have a way of shitting on their SB for the rest of your life. And it would be great irony for all of the crying after the last one that they lost!

Hey, if we win it wouldn't matter!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Lynch's actions on the field speak for themselves.

And if you really want to see him speak, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkBFoCToFxw

Just kidding. The E60 on him was amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaJXI7669sQ

Haha his reaction to landing in Buffalo

 

[WanderingWind]

you can fly to Ohio and I'll buy you all the wings

You're the best Packer fan in existence, but I can't go back to Ohio. Legally speaking.

PM me and let´s talk this through!

Done and dun

 

[chuckddd]

Jenny Vrentas ‏@JennyVrentas 9m

NFL presents injury data showing incidence of concussion in preseason/regular season in 2013 is down 13 percent from 2012.

 

[Spectral Glider]

The answer is obvious.

Root for the Seahawks to win as a result of 3-4 horribly shady calls. That way you get the great defense winning but you have a way of shitting on their SB for the rest of your life. And it would be great irony for all of the crying after the last one that they lost!

I hope Manning wins on a controversial pick play and then announces his retirement!

 

[chuckddd]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

“Did that make you feel better about yourself? Then go ahead. Because I’m not worried about you,” Kaepernick said, via Bart Hubbuch of the New York Post.

Kaepernick had several other choice words for Sherman, including:

— “He’s afraid of our receivers, and that’s something I’m looking forward to [exploiting] next year.”

— “If I throw that ball one foot farther, it’s a TD and now you’re the goat, Richard Sherman.”

— “His comments were ridiculous. If you have to tell people how good you are, then how good are you really?”

 

[Paches]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

Holy shit, what a complete loser.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

You're a winner when you talk shit about next year

 

[distantmantra]

— “If I throw that ball one foot farther, it’s a TD and now you’re the goat, Richard Sherman.”

But you didn't, Kaep.

 

[bionic77]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

Well I guess he had the last word on that.

Kap is a real life George Constanza. He is reenacting the jerk store bit.

I hope Manning wins on a controversial pick play and then announces his retirement!

I would love to see him do a Richard Sherman for the game winning interview. That would be the greatest thing ever.

 

[yankeehater]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

That is so sad. I like Kap but that is just terrible.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Kaep is who we thought he was.

 

[Hitokage]

— “If I throw that ball one foot farther, it’s a TD and now you’re the goat, Richard Sherman.”

 

[distantmantra]

"One foot shorter, one foot longer. What's the difference? I'm the greatest."

 

[Spectral Glider]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

"If I didn't suck, we would be awesome. Take that, Sherman!!"

 

[WanderingWind]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

Oh, man. Somebody shoulda told Kap being a whiny super wuss is not a good look. "Derp, if everything had happened different, things would've been different."

 

[Alligatorjandro]

oh no he said something back to him

 

[BigAT]

"If I didn't throw an interception, it would be a touchdown."

 

[Hunter S.]

This thread is dead too because this is a boring matchup. No one gives a shit about the Seahawks outside of Washington and Denver is whatever. I can't remember a less hyped Super Bowl in my life.... On neogaf OR in real life!

Ratings for the NFL have been up all year, by far. You crying FMT because there is no Eastern team good enough to play in the Super Bowl? The NFC and AFC West had the best divisions all year. :-D

 

[Himynameischris]

If he would have made a smarter decision it wouldn't have been a pick and they'd live to see another down.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

If there's one thing worse than sour grapes it's stale grapes. the NFC Championship was 2 weeks ago!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Peyton Manning's ideal quarterback is white.

 

[rando14]

Uh oh. Get fmt to a shelter.

Lololololol what a babby

Btw why wait like 10 days to say this ahahahaha

 

[Kave_Man]

If the Jags and Browns won all the games they lost they would have made the playoffs.

 

[ShaneB]

Interesting stats/results about coldest games they've played this season...

 

[Hunter S.]

Interesting stats/results about coldest games they've played this season...

Edit: Both will lose as they suck in cold.

Seriously though the average temperature in Seattle never goes below 50 degrees all year. Denver gets a lot more cold weather practice.

 

[JABEE]

This thread is dead too because this is a boring matchup. No one gives a shit about the Seahawks outside of Washington and Denver is whatever. I can't remember a less hyped Super Bowl in my life.... On neogaf OR in real life!

I'm looking forward to the commercials. I can't wait to see what offers the NFL's corporate partners have prepared for us sports fans.

Spoiler

Fuck the Patriots

 

[Spectral Glider]

Interesting stats/results about coldest games they've played this season...

That is interesting, both teams the Broncos lost to, were then defeated by them in the postseason.

 

[JABEE]

But you didn't, Kaep.

Kaep and Crabtree need to learn how to shit-talk after losing a game.

Spoiler

You don't.

 

[lil smoke]

Anyone working in times square near the bobsled and all that stuff?

 

[bionic77]

Lololololol what a babby

Btw why wait like 10 days to say this ahahahaha

Obviously he has a defective brain and it took him 2 weeks to come up with a shitty comeback instead of 2 seconds like a normal human being.

Kap might have taken Gata's title as champion of shitty comebacks.

 

[Hunter S.]

This thread is dead too because this is a boring matchup. No one gives a shit about the Seahawks outside of Washington and Denver is whatever. I can't remember a less hyped Super Bowl in my life.... On neogaf OR in real life!

Forbes SUPER BOWL IS EXPECTED TO BREAK VIEWERSHIP RECORDS!!!!!

Forbes Thought Of The Day
“ Knowledge comes by taking things apart: analysis. But wisdom comes by putting things together. ”
— John A. Morrison

http://www.forbes.com/sites/bradadg...per-bowl-expected-to-break-viewership-record/

 

[distantmantra]

If there's one thing worse than sour grapes it's stale grapes. the NFC Championship was 2 weeks ago!

Kaep clearly prefers sour wine.

 

[J2 Cool]

I'd rather this matchup be about football than storylines. I hate when the media hijacks football's biggest game. (which is inevitable anyway w the commercials and halftime show)

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

This just in, Player A talks shit about Player B. More at 11.

Also, your unbridled confidence will be your undoing, Seahawks fans.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Incognito's attorney:

"The coarse and unacceptable comments and text messages that were sent to Jonathan Martin were of the same poor taste as those sent by him," attorney Mark Schamel said. "All of these communications were provided to Ted Wells and the NFL investigation. What they show is banter between friends, not bullying."

Schamel alleges that Martin sent text messages to Incognito which "included threats to send someone over to Richie Incognito's home with a 'tranquilizer gun and sandpaper condoms' to homosexually rape him" and "another that said he would 'kill [Richies's] whole family.'"

According to Schamel, Martin had confided to Incognito his own concerns "that he was not playing well, about how upset he was at being ranked by Pro Football Focus as among the worst linemen in the NFL, about his poor performance on the field, his demotion to right tackle and how he was concerned about what the outcome might be for his missing team meetings and, about how he felt his job was at risk."

"Rather than deal with his poor on-field performance and myriad other issues, Martin is now hiding behind false allegations. The result undermines the real problems of bullying and demeans what is a very real problem for many young people," Schamel said.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...nt-jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-just-vulgar

 

[WanderingWind]

This just in, Player A talks shit about Player B. More at 11.

Also, your unbridled confidence will be your undoing, Seahawks fans.

Because fans matter.

But, every player talks shit. It's just super, puppy dying sad to see a player talk shit about "Well, if I had thrown a better ball we would've won." No shit. It's the sourest, whiniest grapes ever.

 

[distantmantra]

Also, your unbridled confidence will be your undoing, Seahawks fans.

Confi-what? I don't think you know Seattle fans very well. We're an extremely pessimistic lot that always think we're going to lose. We have a long history of losing in the Emerald City. It's in our blood.

Gonna have a heart attack during the game, so nervous. Go Hawks.