"Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi-Sensei's True Face!"
First things first, Fighting Dreamers. What a good opening unlike the awful one I'm stuck on for most of February.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6TTavJAGAQ
Aho! Aho!
"Hey you wanna see it don't you?"
Sasuke doesn't care.
Sakura pretends she doesn't, but who is she kidding, she NEEDS TO KNOW.
"What if he has lips...like a blimp?"
Suddenly all thoughts of revengenance slipped from Sasuke's mind.
Or how about...
"Buck Teeth"
(buck teeth, buck teeth)
That my friends is all before the title card even pops up on the screen. You know you're in for it on this special viewer requested special episode.
To the meeting of the Team 7 conspirators. They've invited Kakashi Sensi to the Ramen stand, and they are treating him.
Kakashi suspects a trap, hearkening back to their first meeting. Team 7 is shook!
Oh wait, that's all in his head. What if the Ramen exploded? Nope, he's just being paranoid again. Same with the boxing glove.
He still thinks something is up but Sakura assures him it is to celebrate his recovery from being mind raped, nothing more. They reuse the same scene here four times and it is still hilarious each time. Get those chopsticks, dig in! You can cut the tension with a knife! Team Seven is in eager anticipation!
DAMN INO PIG! Team Seven tussles with team ten while Kakashi finishes his meal in record time. Both Ramen gramps and his lovely assistant are impressed as hell with what they saw. Team seven is left even more curious than before. The crow flies by again.
Onto plan B! Naruto promises to see it no matter the cost, Sakura pummels him for no reason in another amazing reuse of animation. Sakura doesn't have a plan either but leave it to the Sauce to come up with something. Surveillance, follow him around all day!
Sakura loooves the plan.
Cut to Kakashi with a sack of groceries. To the pervy reading material. Oh no, were they seen? Nope, it's a Makeout Paradise billboard they are stuck behind. He's going to order tickets in advance!
AAAAAH!!! (There's at least three other giffable moments here)
Sasuke suggests they split up. Sakura suggests they ditch Naruto.
Cut to Kakashi reading his book out loud this time. Naruto is following him making a bit too much noise, Kakashi ditches him. Sakura and Sauce are drinking tea when Naruto reports his failure. Sakura catches him at the memorial to the fallen ninjas during a rain shower. He hasn't moved in ages though... SWERVE, its a scarecrow. Now it's Naruto and Sasuke are drinking tea when Sakura reports her failure. It's up to Sasuke now! They don't even show what he did and just cut straight to Sakura and Naruto drinking tea. He "got tired of Shadowing him. Time for the ultimate plan.
Time for the mission; to help out at a farm. The real mission is of course to see his real face. It's like the end of a Luchadore feud. Team 7 are a bunch of Rudos! Cut to a mystery man in the trees (With Steve Blum's voice no less) he's after Kakashi Hatake!
FLASHBACK: He wants revenge for Kakashi stealing his bride to be three years ago! (It's Ninamori's VA!) She seems less than interested! She won't take yes for an answer! No means no! Enter Kakashi, who was reading his book in a nearby bush. "Rejection hurts but what can you do?" indeed Bowie-Sensi.
The Moya Triad? Kakashi steps out of the bushes in a ridiculous manner and introduces himself, then mentioning he's not worth introducing. The Moya's are upset he stopped a man's quest for love, but one man's love is another man's aggravated stalking. They count down and attack...only to be rebuffed almost immediately
Cut to a horse taking a dump They got the shit kicked out of them! The horse laughs as well
Back to the Moya's swinging from their hoist while the girl gives Kakashi heart eyes. The flashback ends and the Moyas plot their own kind of revenge from the shadows. More Crow Laughs.
Team Seven after a job well done head to a hot springs resort to stay the night and dine on a sushi boat while the three idiots are hiding in a barrel. The old lady comes in to see how they are doing and then leaves. SWERVE it's the Moya under that old lady mask. He's going to kill Kakashi via a poison that causes uncontrollable fits of hiccuping. Team Seven wants Kakashi to eat first for obvious reason. Kakashi is on a diet though! Naruto takes matters into his own hands and "accidentally" throws a tea pot at Bowie-sensi.
His hand slipped. The Genin wig out on him and the Moya cry. Their next move comes at bath time, No one bathes in a hot spring with a mask on! The three naked idiots also have a plan for Kakashi,
Elixir of Uncontrollable laughter.
Sakura is Jealous (and no, not of Naruto being next to a naked Sasuke) that she won't get to see what's under the mask. She's gonna peek! Out comes Kakashi walking into the steam
Wearing a towel as a mask. He also ducks the dart while sitting down. It hits a frog hopping around and just like the Joker poison kills him via laughter. The boys have had enough and head to the lockeroom...where they hatch the best plan yet. Steal the mask? Nope. They steal the Moya's clothing to assault Kakashi while disguised! Now our villains are naked for the rest of the episode! Ahoo, Ahoo says the crow
Our heroes don't look so good next morning. Also damn them Moya's they had spare clothes, they are back in the barrel they were hiding in yesterday afternoon trailing behind making a ton of noise. Back to the farm with the laughing horse. The three genin are about to give up but they have one final shot while the laughing crow mocks them. Desperate measures. Rogue ninja outfits. They are going to strip Kakashi. He ain't no Pokémon main character and sees through their ruse immediately. The Moya see this as the perfect time to strike with a day time version of their previous entrance with an elixir of everlasting sleep...
Enough of that shit, Kakashi knew they were there the entire time! He wants to know what the rest of Team Seven was up to and ignores the Moya. Think fast Sakura...She cuts a promo against the Moya pretending to have been foiling their plot the entire time! "THAT'S IMPOSSIBRU!" It was all just a ruse! They buy it! Sakura did something for once that didn't involve healing, the true sign this is a comedy episode. Kakashi doesn't quite understand but he's still proud of them and they start begging off. Words can't sway Bowie-sensi though... Cue more shit kicking.
They Moya opine their fate. Trussed up again just like three years ago. Of course Kakashi doesn't even remember them. The crow and the horse laugh.
Now it's time. Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke have come down to their final stratagem. Naruto asks Kakashi-sensi what are you hiding under that mask? "You should have just said so in the first place." He doens't mind.
Is it blimp lips? Buck Teeth? Or a tiny mouth?
It's another mask! Pretty cool eh?
BONUS: FBI Watch List ending!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K1SXJvJn3c I'm a sucker for anything painted on the fly.