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just got back from the cinema.

honestly the worst bond film ever made. so bad. hopefully they all get fired, because, jees, so bad. this is the worst bond film ever made, and by extension, probably the worst film ever made.
 
just got back from the cinema.

honestly the worst bond film ever made. so bad. hopefully they all get fired, because, jees, so bad. this is the worst bond film ever made, and by extension, probably the worst film ever made.

For context, what do you consider to be the best Bond film?
 
just got back from the cinema.

honestly the worst bond film ever made. so bad. hopefully they all get fired, because, jees, so bad. this is the worst bond film ever made, and by extension, probably the worst film ever made.
Oh you
 
Just got back and it was an OK movie.

Not stellar in any shape or form, it all just feels really perfunctory. And tropey.

Waltz is really,really wasted and the denouement feels like budget compromises had to be made. The shoehorning in of all of Bonds other films villains felt tacky.

Daniel Craig looks like his had enough. If I was Broccoli and Wilson I'd see this as a send off for him and get a new Bond in. As this one seemed to close off all the loose ends.

Will probably write some more tomorrow.

Oh the title sequence was really good and the Sam Smith song works much more better in the context of the opening.

EDIT: Oh and Bond is even more rapey in this one. TBH Bond is really creepy when we peel back the glamour and tuxedos.
 
Easily the worst film I've seen in a long time.

Terrible FX, terrible dialogue, lots of boring parts, clichéd, awful music, just dumb.

Complete waste of time. It's like Avengers. Just a cookie cutter blockbuster with explosions and loud music.

edit: the train scene was great, and the last 15-20 minutes were pretty good. The
brain thing
was pretty tense too. Some people sitting next to me actually walked out lol
 
Just saw it 6/10

It's okay I didnt love it but I don't hate it

The film just sorta happened and I went along with it... The film dragged a bit as well

Some of the twist though was stupid and was literally written in just for this film

Also I hope this is the last of the Craig era bond films
 
Do Bond films have their own sub-genre? I can say Casino Royale is easily in the Top 10 films I've seen in recent memory. Shouldn't we judge a film based on what it is trying to do?

Yes, but when someone says it's the worst Bond film ever, and then say something like "Die Another Day" was the best, then I know to disregard their opinion.
 
just got back from the cinema.

honestly the worst bond film ever made. so bad. hopefully they all get fired, because, jees, so bad. this is the worst bond film ever made, and by extension, probably the worst film ever made.

Easily the worst film I've seen in a long time.

Terrible FX, terrible dialogue, lots of boring parts, clichéd, awful music, just dumb.

Complete waste of time. It's like Avengers. Just a cookie cutter blockbuster with explosions and loud music.

edit: the train scene was great, and the last 15-20 minutes were pretty good. The
brain thing
was pretty tense too. Some people sitting next to me actually walked out lol

Just saw it 6/10

It's okay I didnt love it but I don't hate it

The film just sorta happened and I went along with it... The film dragged a bit as well

Some of the twist though was stupid and was literally written in just for this film

Also I hope this is the last of the Craig era bond films
I'm scared now, I really want this movie to be good but man. So this is much worse then all the other craig films?
 
I'm scared now, I really want this movie to be good but man. So this is much worse then all the other craig films?

Well, I enjoyed it. The antagonist was a little weakly set up in my opinion, but it was a pretty good Bond flick. Way better than Quantum of Solace.
 
Just saw it 6/10

It's okay I didnt love it but I don't hate it

The film just sorta happened and I went along with it... The film dragged a bit as well

Some of the twist though was stupid and was literally written in just for this film

Also I hope this is the last of the Craig era bond films

Huh? Written for this film, as opposed to...some other film?
 
Huh? Written for this film, as opposed to...some other film?

What he means, I presume, is that the film trades a lot on Casino Royale, Skyfall, and to a lesser extent Quantum, retconning in a lot of stuff and saying all those events were ACTUALLY part of a greater machine in Spectre. The problem with that is... well, it doesn't make sense, and actually risks cheapening those films and their antagonists also.
 
What he means, I presume, is that the film trades a lot on Casino Royale, Skyfall, and to a lesser extent Quantum, retconning in a lot of stuff and saying all those events were ACTUALLY part of a greater machine in Spectre. The problem with that is... well, it doesn't make sense, and actually risks cheapening those films and their antagonists also.

Wasn't that already part of those movies' plots though? Maybe including Skyfall as part of that is new, but the events in Casino and QoS were already established as put in motion by a larger behind-the-scenes organization (
originally Quantum, now I suppose retconned as ultimately SPECTRE, which Quantum is just one part of?
).
 
There is a lot more now than when QoS came out. I remember terms like "worst Bond film ever" when it came out. Some quotes just from this page re: QoS.

I can understand people not thinking Skyfall was the best Bond, but QoS better than it?

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I have not rewatched Skyfall since I've watched in the cinemas, so I'll reserved judgement on that question, but I did like Quantum of Solace more the Casino Royale (which I think most people rank higher than Skyfall).
 
Easily the worst film I've seen in a long time.

Terrible FX, terrible dialogue, lots of boring parts, clichéd, awful music, just dumb.

Complete waste of time. It's like Avengers. Just a cookie cutter blockbuster with explosions and loud music.

edit: the train scene was great, and the last 15-20 minutes were pretty good. The
brain thing
was pretty tense too. Some people sitting next to me actually walked out lol

Agreed. At one point even he says "My Names Bond. James Bond".

Didn't he say that in another film? So fucking lazy - can't believe they're resorting to stealing dialogue from older films
 
What he means, I presume, is that the film trades a lot on Casino Royale, Skyfall, and to a lesser extent Quantum, retconning in a lot of stuff and saying all those events were ACTUALLY part of a greater machine in Spectre. The problem with that is... well, it doesn't make sense, and actually risks cheapening those films and their antagonists also.

Which is exactly what is does. Their is a scene where Waltz actually has
all the characters from previous films posted up on a wall in these cells on bits of cheap A4 paper It's such a stupid thing as Bond is obviously aware who his killed and who his lost.

The last 25 mins really feel scrapped together.
 
Agreed. At one point even he says "My Names Bond. James Bond".

Didn't he say that in another film? So fucking lazy - can't believe they're resorting to stealing dialogue from older films
Stop
 
Chinner is a joke poster. You can discard that one.

There appears to be more positive reactions in the thread than negative ones, with the OP himself one of the more glowing (and he was kinda skeptical, I believe, going into it)

I had almost no hype, but despite vehemently disliking some parts, I liked it a lot. It's not a masterpiece by any sense of the word but it succeeds as being an effective Bond film in almost every regard.

If you are expecting something along the lines of Licence to Kill or Casino Royale, you aren't going to be best pleased which is I presume why there is so much negativity surrounding it here.

The best way I can sum this film up is that it is Daniel Craig's The Spy Who Loved Me. It's excessive, its over the top but its classic Bond. Is classic Bond a bad thing? Well, that depends on your viewpoint. It's the most "classic" Bond Craig has done so far.

I will write a full breakdown of my thoughts later tonight.
 
Film wasn't bad, but definitely weaker than Casino Royale & Skyfall.

Pro's:
Cast & Acting was solid
Locations were really nice
Scene at the SPECTRE meeting

Con's:
Shoehorned too much nostalgia in
Soundtrack (not including the opening song) was really weak
Action scenes were fairly tame

As a Bond fan I'd probably give it a 7/10, fits the same tier as the likes of Living Daylights and View to a Kill in that they are enjoyable enough, but not something you walk away thinking 'that was a really good film'.
 
I had almost no hype, but despite vehemently disliking some parts, I liked it a lot. It's not a masterpiece by any sense of the word but it succeeds as being an effective Bond film in almost every regard.

If you are expecting something along the lines of Licence to Kill or Casino Royale, you aren't going to be best pleased which is I presume why there is so much negativity surrounding it here.

The best way I can sum this film up is that it is Daniel Craig's The Spy Who Loved Me. It's excessive, its over the top but its classic Bond. Is classic Bond a bad thing? Well, that depends on your viewpoint. It's the most "classic" Bond Craig has done so far.

I will write a full breakdown of my thoughts later tonight.

Why would anyone expect or ever want this??
That is bottom of the barrel Bond.
 
I'm scared now, I really want this movie to be good but man. So this is much worse then all the other craig films?

I think Spectre is a heavily flawed film and the sad thing is it could have been a decent bit better but a lot of poor decisions were made. I thought Quantum of Solace was awful, I'd have to rewatch it to decide whether Spectre is worse than it or not but I think QoS at least had a better plot even if it was messy and not great as well.
 
I had almost no hype, but despite vehemently disliking some parts, I liked it a lot. It's not a masterpiece by any sense of the word but it succeeds as being an effective Bond film in almost every regard.

If you are expecting something along the lines of Licence to Kill or Casino Royale, you aren't going to be best pleased which is I presume why there is so much negativity surrounding it here.

The best way I can sum this film up is that it is Daniel Craig's The Spy Who Loved Me. It's excessive, its over the top but its classic Bond. Is classic Bond a bad thing? Well, that depends on your viewpoint. It's the most "classic" Bond Craig has done so far.

I will write a full breakdown of my thoughts later tonight.

Very much so and turns out I don't really enjoy those films so much anymore. I was disappointed with the film, probably my least favourite of the Craig era, be interesting to see where they take the next film.
 
I have not rewatched Skyfall since I've watched in the cinemas, so I'll reserved judgement on that question, but I did like Quantum of Solace more the Casino Royale (which I think most people rank higher than Skyfall).
That actually may be the first time I've seen that opinion.
 
One thing that continues to disappoint is why they continue to portray these Bond girls as nothing more than bedsheets. Outside of Vesper, there is zero character development or interesting dialogue. Yes, that's generally how it goes with Bond but it sticks out sharply to a modern audience.

They are there to do nothing but swing hips and bat eye-lashes. And boom, he's in bed with them that fast. Hardly any time for flirting or chemistry. You go into these films expecting it, but they always manage to catch you out in terms of just how sudden and random it is.

It reminds me of a male fragrance advert where the male model is suddenly embraced by a beautiful woman. But at least with that there is context (the fragrance). Here, there is no context. It saps the life out of any drama or tension and betrays the character arc that has been developing with him.

I will say one positive about this though: the writers are aware of the contrast between Vesper and the "other" women. I'll leave it at that.
 
Film wasn't bad, but definitely weaker than Casino Royale & Skyfall.

Pro's:
Cast & Acting was solid
Locations were really nice
Scene at the SPECTRE meeting

Con's:
Shoehorned too much nostalgia in
Soundtrack (not including the opening song) was really weak
Action scenes were fairly tame

As a Bond fan I'd probably give it a 7/10, fits the same tier as the likes of Living Daylights and View to a Kill in that they are enjoyable enough, but not something you walk away thinking 'that was a really good film'.

I love both of those, so are you saying I will enjoy Spectre more now?
 
Why would anyone expect or ever want this??
That is bottom of the barrel Bond.

For a second there I thought you were talking about Living Daylights and I nearly beat you to death with your own shoes.

You don't know how close you came to being beaten to death with your own shoes.

This close.
 
I saw Spectre last night and I agree on so many of these points. I adore Casino Royale and liked Skyfall quite a bit... But this film was just all over the shop and I actually felt kinda bored.

The highlight was seeing the Star Wars trailer on a large screen.
 
For a second there I thought you were talking about Living Daylights and I nearly beat you to death with your own shoes.

You don't know how close you came to being beaten to death with your own shoes.

This close.

The Living Daylights is a Top 5 Bond for me.
I am hoping the person who said License to Kill got the titles wrong.
 
License to Kill is a really weird movie. And probably the most blatant example of the producers aping another action franchise for a Bond film.
 
I'm so glad that Bond can be Bond again, rather than having to cling on to Bourne's coattails.

Yep.

It's great. Bond is back to the era of scarred Persian cat stroking villains, elaborate traps, humour, crazy action, badass henchmen and serial womanising.

It's nice to have this era of bond back, if only for a bit. Because that's what Spectre is.
 
Yep.

It's great. Bond is back to the era of scarred Persian cat stroking villains, elaborate traps, humour, crazy action, badass henchmen and serial womanising.

It's nice to have this era of bond back, if only for a bit. Because that's what Spectre is.

If we are lucky, we also get invisible cars, laser weapons in space, melting ice palaces and Bond surfing on a tsunami again...

Wouldn't that be a great finale for Craigs run as Bond.
 
Yep.

It's great. Bond is back to the era of scarred Persian cat stroking villains, elaborate traps, humour, crazy action, badass henchmen and serial womanising.

It's nice to have this era of bond back, if only for a bit. Because that's what Spectre is.

Hype rising.
 
I quite like that they at least tidied up loose ends from QoS, even if it wasn't very elegantly done (now they can forget QoS existed).

About on par with Skyfall for me, elevated perhaps by the fact that they couldn't kill off Judi Dench in this (the bastards, best M). Very much ticking the "this should be in a Bond film" boxes, much like Skyfall (I was pleased that the gadgets were fairly sensible, they seemed to be hyped to all hell by some people I'd been speaking to).

Lacked the visual flair of Skyfall.

To re-cap:

* Léa Seydoux is goregous
* The DB10 isn't a pretty car
 
If we are lucky, we also get invisible cars, laser weapons in space, melting ice palaces and Bond surfing on a tsunami again...

Wouldn't that be a great finale for Craigs run as Bond.

I wouldn't mind a tradition where every Bond going forward is forced to do a Moore style film to end their run.
 
The Living Daylights is a Top 5 Bond for me.
I am hoping the person who said License to Kill got the titles wrong.
I didn't get the titles wrong. It is currently my #1 but I have yet to watch about 6 of the Bond movies. All of them are Roger Moore though. But seeing as I have only seen License to Kill once, it may very well go down the list on repeat watching.
 
I didn't get the titles wrong. It is currently my #1 but I have yet to watch about 6 of the Bond movies. All of them are Roger Moore though. But seeing as I have only seen License to Kill once, it may very well go down the list on repeat watching.

Licence to Kill is one of the best bonds ever made.

Pure Fleming in many respects.
 
*reads impressions*

Well that's a shame, but none of the trailers were particularly appealing either to be honest. Maybe I'll watch it on a matinee or some shit? Meh.
 
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