100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla. Who would win?

Are you taking 100 Men or 1 Gorilla? 🦍


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Sheer weight of numbers. 100 men win, but 10 will die, 10 maimed for life, 10 with serious injuries and 70 hurt to varying degrees.
 
Rush, pin, no one dies except the gorilla. If the men don't work together right away, there is a chance of maiming. But sheer body weight would pin it, two guys choke it to death while others hold arms and legs down. Done. 5 strong men or 10 gaffers.
 
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or 10 gaffers.

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Cobra strike punch, followed by leaping tiger kick and then finish the animal off with a teeth of the tiger throw, breaking its neck. Out of mercy, an iron fist punch to the temple will finish it off.

However, if you roll less than 6, the gorrila will pick you up and rip apart your spine.
 
3 are at least 350 pounds, 3 are juicy like me, and 4 are pencil necks but they will jump in once the beast is pinned to soak up some of the XP while teabagging the beast like they did all the work.

2 of them will be arguing about marvel movies, 4 will be platform warring, 2 will be debating whether this gorilla situation is woke or not and it wouldn't be this hyped if it involved a white polar bear instead, and the last 2 would be complaining that they were unfairly targeted for this suicide squad so they are quitting. Meanwhile the gorilla is confused about why it's opponents are all fighting among themselves.
 
Rush, pin, no one dies except the gorilla. If the men don't work together right away, there is a chance of maiming. But sheer body weight would pin it, two guys choke it to death while others hold arms and legs down. Done. 5 strong men or 10 gaffers.
Hey bro doesn't matter how many of your grindr pics you post you're still a gaffer.
 
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