Rockondevil
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Truly faced with a gorilla all men are becoming soy boys, not homelanders.From some of the results here I see people picturing 100 ResetEra "Men".
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Truly faced with a gorilla all men are becoming soy boys, not homelanders.From some of the results here I see people picturing 100 ResetEra "Men".
The subject has gone viral, yes.Is this a thing? Why do I keep seeing this on Facebook
Sure. At first it isn't worked up so that would be the easiest time to kill it if done right.Would you be the first to take on the gorilla?
At 300 bodies, I would give men a slight chance.I'm interested if Gorillabros think there is any number where men would win
100 Spartans, or a 100 Arnolds in his prime maybe.
100 men from the year 2025 who are just a bunch of coders and bankers or Walmart employees, think even a Chimpanzee would win.
A gorilla would run the fuck away at the sight of 100 men, chatgtp also didn't considered that.And who would be the first to get near the gorilla and sacrifice he's life?
There would be no one there to point a gun and force the lads to take on the gorilla.
This is the main weakness of the human team, the fear of death.
Chat gpt didn't take this into consideration.
Not if they are in a closed arena. The gorilla survival instincts would kick in and enter god mode, the humans not so much, they would do what most humans do when facing eminent death: panic.A gorilla would run the fuck away at the sight of 100 men, chatgtp also didn't considered that.
This is a hypothetic scenario where both men and gorilla are brave and willing to fight to death.
Edit: the topic would be nothing withoutRockondevil doing his best demigod impression
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Yeah i'm sure 100 men would just seat down and wait for a beatup even if they have real chance to win with some organization, i love how you people are both gorillas AND humans psychologistsNot if they are in a closed arena. The gorilla survival instincts would kick in and enter god mode, the humans not so much, they would do what most humans do when facing eminent death: panic.
We have multiple dragon ball mangas that say otherwise.A gorilla is not Goku. Assuming the men and the gorilla were both willing to fight to the death and not flee, it wouldn't even be close. It's not even worth entertaining. There might be a couple casualties but that gorilla is toast. If the men had a plan, there could likely be no human casualties.
Now five or ten men vs a gorilla, you have a legitimate question. 100 men is literally an army. Anyone thinking the gorilla could kill all of them has some insanely unrealistic view of what it's capable of.
Let's do….100 unarmed men vs a hippo? An elephant? Those are better questions.
No. Just no.To be honest, I have an even spicier hot take. There is little doubt in my mind that there are some elite martial artists in this world that could take down a gorilla all by themselves. With enough agility and trained reflexes, they could probably blind or disorient a gorilla and from that point just take it out with carefully timed punches/kicks to the head until it's down. We're talking the most elite of the elite at the height of their physical fitness. It ABSOLUTELY is doable.
I love the respect Brits give to geese. Americans don't understand just how much they'll get fucked up by a goose.All the people being badasses here remind me of this chart where americans think they could take on some animals they really couldn't.
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Yup. We have to acknowledge the psychological aspect, seeing the guy in front of you being ragdolled by his arm.Truly faced with a gorilla all men are becoming soy boys, not homelanders.
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What should amaze everyone is how there's still around 30% that think they can't beat a rat. I've seen some rats the size of a cat but come on, it's still one-on-one with a rat.I love the respect Brits give to geese. Americans don't understand just how much they'll get fucked up by a goose.
Exactly. As long as you run a medium to light equipment build you should easily be able to dodge most of the gorillas attacks. Way easier than Melania Blade of Miguella.I've been studying gorilla's for some time, and I think a feint left to get in behind, then a rear naked choke hold on the carotids until they gently pass out. No fatalities.
Alternatively after having watched some Dark Souls no hit runs, the best strategy will be to dodge with the swipe with a naked roll to the rear, then slice those achilles.
Again I really see no victor but myself in all scenarios.
What should amaze everyone is how there's still around 30% that think they can't beat a rat. I've seen some rats the size of a cat but come on, it's still one-on-one with a rat.
We have geese in America.I love the respect Brits give to geese. Americans don't understand just how much they'll get fucked up by a goose.
Now we have Steiner math weighing in.
"Let's get the gorilla high!"More likely 100 men are gonna party with 1 gorilla than fight.
Would it bother you or are you thinking others are weak?We have to acknowledge the psychological aspect, seeing the guy in front of you being ragdolled by his arm.
It will bother me and I think everyone will be weak seeing the guy who stood next to you a second ago being ragdolled by a 6ft tall Ape.Would it bother you or are you thinking others are weak?
Yea, but you don't respect their ferocity. Look at those fools thinking they'll manhandle a goose.We have geese in America.
Hilarious, but he isn't wrong about the math up until his own shout out.