100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla. Who would win?

Are you taking 100 Men or 1 Gorilla? 🦍

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calico said:
I'm interested if Gorillabros think there is any number where men would win
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At 300 bodies, I would give men a slight chance.

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100 Spartans, or a 100 Arnolds in his prime maybe.
100 men from the year 2025 who are just a bunch of coders and bankers or Walmart employees, think even a Chimpanzee would win.
 
GateofD said:
100 Spartans, or a 100 Arnolds in his prime maybe.
100 men from the year 2025 who are just a bunch of coders and bankers or Walmart employees, think even a Chimpanzee would win.
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LimanimaPT said:
And who would be the first to get near the gorilla and sacrifice he's life?
There would be no one there to point a gun and force the lads to take on the gorilla.
This is the main weakness of the human team, the fear of death.
Chat gpt didn't take this into consideration.
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A gorilla would run the fuck away at the sight of 100 men, chatgtp also didn't considered that.

This is a hypothetic scenario where both men and gorilla are brave and willing to fight to death.

Edit: the topic would be nothing without Rockondevil Rockondevil doing his best demigod impression :messenger_blowing_kiss:
 
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There's no effective way to coordinate 100 men of different skills and habilities to take down a single oponent as comparatively small as a gorilla. They need a very good plan to neutralice it fast and if that fails the Gorilla will crack their bones in a panic. I don't think 100 men would get a good result (meaning too many casualties). But I think 30 men would do better because there are potentially less failture points.
 
GymWolf said:
A gorilla would run the fuck away at the sight of 100 men, chatgtp also didn't considered that.

This is a hypothetic scenario where both men and gorilla are brave and willing to fight to death.

Edit: the topic would be nothing without Rockondevil Rockondevil doing his best demigod impression :messenger_blowing_kiss:
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Not if they are in a closed arena. The gorilla survival instincts would kick in and enter god mode, the humans not so much, they would do what most humans do when facing eminent death: panic.
 
LimanimaPT said:
Not if they are in a closed arena. The gorilla survival instincts would kick in and enter god mode, the humans not so much, they would do what most humans do when facing eminent death: panic.
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Yeah i'm sure 100 men would just seat down and wait for a beatup even if they have real chance to win with some organization, i love how you people are both gorillas AND humans psychologists :lollipop_grinning_sweat:

In a super confined space the gorilla would be trumpled by the mass of 100 men, dude can lift 2 tons, not 10x times that, they have fucking limits aswell.

In a open space men would just outsmart the gorilla with em...guerilla tactics and prolong the fight until he is exhausted.



You are not gonna change my mind no matter how much you put gorillas on a pedastal dude, we are the dominant spacies for a reason, the only animals that could probably beat 100 men is an elephant in my opinion, maybe a rhino but i don't know how easy they tire out.

Edit: forgot hippos.
 
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A gorilla is not Goku. Assuming the men and the gorilla were both willing to fight to the death and not flee, it wouldn't even be close. It's not even worth entertaining. There might be a couple casualties but that gorilla is toast. If the men had a plan, there could likely be no human casualties.

Now five or ten men vs a gorilla, you have a legitimate question. 100 men is literally an army. Anyone thinking the gorilla could kill all of them has some insanely unrealistic view of what it's capable of.

Let's do….100 unarmed men vs a hippo? An elephant? Those are better questions.
 
Jsisto said:
A gorilla is not Goku. Assuming the men and the gorilla were both willing to fight to the death and not flee, it wouldn't even be close. It's not even worth entertaining. There might be a couple casualties but that gorilla is toast. If the men had a plan, there could likely be no human casualties.

Now five or ten men vs a gorilla, you have a legitimate question. 100 men is literally an army. Anyone thinking the gorilla could kill all of them has some insanely unrealistic view of what it's capable of.

Let's do….100 unarmed men vs a hippo? An elephant? Those are better questions.
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We have multiple dragon ball mangas that say otherwise.

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(I agree with you, just taking the piss)
 
To be honest, I have an even spicier hot take. There is little doubt in my mind that there are some elite martial artists in this world that could take down a gorilla all by themselves. With enough agility and trained reflexes, they could probably blind or disorient a gorilla and from that point just take it out with carefully timed punches/kicks to the head until it's down. We're talking the most elite of the elite at the height of their physical fitness. It ABSOLUTELY is doable.
 
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Jsisto said:
To be honest, I have an even spicier hot take. There is little doubt in my mind that there are some elite martial artists in this world that could take down a gorilla all by themselves. With enough agility and trained reflexes, they could probably blind or disorient a gorilla and from that point just take it out with carefully timed punches/kicks to the head until it's down. We're talking the most elite of the elite at the height of their physical fitness. It ABSOLUTELY is doable.
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No. Just no.
 
1 Gorilla vs 100 woke videogame journalists.
the journalist would win because the gorilla would bang its head against the wall to KO itself than read or listen to their articles
 
If you set conditions that 1) The men fight to the death and don't run away 2) All are in some way physically capable of fighting. Then 100 men would win. It's just too many men for one gorilla to take out.

I actually think the more interesting debate is 100 men vs grizzly bear.
 
Couldn't the men literally just crush the gorilla to death? Like circle the gorilla, then just keep compressing till the job is done. It's just like what happens in a giant crush scenario. It won't be pretty, the ones closest to the gorilla will die, but it's literally just a zombie hoard at that point with 100 humans. 50 I find much more in the gorillas favor.
 
Rockondevil said:
Truly faced with a gorilla all men are becoming soy boys, not homelanders.
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Yup. We have to acknowledge the psychological aspect, seeing the guy in front of you being ragdolled by his arm.
100 Men needs to be as vicious as the gorilla himself, grabbing and biting the ape wherever possible no regard for their own safety like a crazed maniac.
 
I've been studying gorilla's for some time, and I think a feint left to get in behind, then a rear naked choke hold on the carotids until they gently pass out. No fatalities.

Alternatively after having watched some Dark Souls no hit runs, the best strategy will be to dodge with the swipe with a naked roll to the rear, then slice those achilles.

Again I really see no victor but myself in all scenarios.
 
cormack12 said:
I've been studying gorilla's for some time, and I think a feint left to get in behind, then a rear naked choke hold on the carotids until they gently pass out. No fatalities.

Alternatively after having watched some Dark Souls no hit runs, the best strategy will be to dodge with the swipe with a naked roll to the rear, then slice those achilles.

Again I really see no victor but myself in all scenarios.
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Exactly. As long as you run a medium to light equipment build you should easily be able to dodge most of the gorillas attacks. Way easier than Melania Blade of Miguella.
 
bitbydeath said:
Would it bother you or are you thinking others are weak?
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It will bother me and I think everyone will be weak seeing the guy who stood next to you a second ago being ragdolled by a 6ft tall Ape.
An angry Ape could yank the literal arm from your body once in rage.

Who wouldn't feel the fight leave their body ? Unless we are talking about Mad Max do or die world out there.
 
Why does everyone think the gorilla is going to be in rage mode but the men's only capability is to whimper, cry and run away?

I would think if you spent the earlier part of the day building up comradery with the other dudes at the pre-fight buffet, then first thing during the melee is Jimbo gets launched into a tree trunk causing internal damage, then you got 99 Bois that are now focused on putting that gorilla in a body bag blud.
 
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