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It's implied that no weapons are involved.I imagine the gorilla would run at the site of 100 men, as mentioned above. If not the men would just shoot it.
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It's implied that no weapons are involved.I imagine the gorilla would run at the site of 100 men, as mentioned above. If not the men would just shoot it.
Now do RussiansAll the people being badasses here remind me of this chart where americans think they could take on some animals they really couldn't.
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1 800lb silverback vs 100 babies is the conversation we should be having. God what I would pay to watch that...I can't even see how this is a debate, but then again, what is the definition of a win here? If the condition is that at least 1 human or the 1 gorilla surviving determines the winner, then I'm having trouble figuring out how anyone could think a gorilla could possibly win this. Gorillas are frighteningly strrong, but this isn't King Kong. Even if each human cowered and barely put up a fight, the gorilla would be gassed by the time its death toll hit double digits.
If you're willing to throw the idea of minimizing human casualties out the window, that's like 7-10 tons of people. They could just dogpile and crush/suffocate it. There are a lot of variables that determine how it would play out, but I'm having trouble finding any sort of scenario (outside of some bizarre condition, like the humans are all babies) where the gorilla stands a chance.
It would take less than a few seconds for the gorilla to disable one man or a man to disable one 5 year old, * 100, not hours
And with bare hands there's not much damage the last few men are going to do once it's tiring down anyways
But add planning and simple weapons? Men take it easily. So this all depends on the setup of the fight. Like, teleport 100 random men into a ring with an angry Silverback? They're going to die. Allow some planning? They probably take it even with simple tools they could make in a forest.
I mean, they have to be brave men to fight a gorilla to begin with, 100 pussies are not gonna even try.They'd be all hitting each other in a mass panic
Nobody wants to be the first to have their limbs taken off, face bitten off, balls ripped off, etc.
Mass panic will ensue.
Not even a rifle. No spears or rocks allowed. No running away or otherwise wearing down the gorillas stamina allowed. Just run at it waving your arms around like a fool.The thesis is based on hand-to-hand with this question.
Obviously one man with a high powered rifle at 300 yards can Harambe a gorilla.
Or how many Platinums they have.Depends what consoles they own
Don't worry, bro. If you die, I'll avenge you and use your femur to beat that gorilla to death.It's more of a question of mentality. People that argue for the gorilla are the sort that would just lie down and wait for death. They assume that the gorilla would fight to death but the men won't. Even in a scenario that's completely devoid of outside tools, the moment a man dies, his body provides for the rest. Each rib is a knife, same for long bones broken at an angle, femurs are clubs.
Make sure to throw my shit in its face to blind it first to increase your chances of surviving.Don't worry, bro. If you die I'll use your femur to club the gorilla to death.
Just make sure to shit yourself when you die. Do not go clean into that good night, rage against the dying of the light.Make sure to throw my shit in its face to blind it first to increase your chances of surviving.
While that would likely happen, that's actually detrimental for team men because shit can be slippery. A gorilla that's used to locomotion on 4 limbs is less likely to be affected by that.Just make sure to shit yourself when you die. Don't go out clean, rage against the dying of the light.
Ok I've looked up animal stats for years as I love hypothetical fights.
You Americans need to get real.
100 men, but only 20 are getting around it at once and that's probably just getting a hand on it.
Are you actually aware how many people 100 is? It takes up a lot of space and can't physically attack all at once.
A gorilla strength can get up near 2 tonnes.
I know you're all getting wrapped up around it being about 200kg (440lbs) in weight and some men could hold that down.
Some men could hold down a 200kg rock. This isn't that. This is fighting back with its near 2 tonnes of strength.
I saw somebody say they're out there stomping its head. Yeah, you ain't crushing that skull with ease and it's not laying still, as mentioned above.
On top of that they have nearly no neck and what they do have is just muscle that nobody can actually grab to choke or hole.
This thing can run at you at 40km (25mph).
If angered, it won't have the fear the humans have. This thing will be out here ripping limbs or crushing skulls.
Good luck coordinating anything with your 99 other men. Nobody is going to want to be the front people who are guaranteed death while the men at the back might live. You'll be fighting amongst each other to escape, like crabs in a bucket.
For visual, below is 100 people, or close to. Pick 1 person in that crowd and how many people are around that one person.
Add a couple more as a gorilla is obviously bigger, but you aren't fighting it with ease surrounded by other people.
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That bravery will go out the window the first 30 seconds of shredded human mushI mean, they have to be brave men to fight a gorilla to begin with, 100 pussies are not gonna even try.
You undervalue how heavy is a mass of 100 people, the gorilla would be trumped just by the sheer weight if they all attack at once, and gorillas don't have infinite stamina like some of you people think, they get tired like humans.That bravery will go out the window the first 30 seconds of shredded human mush
An 800lb mass of raw muscle & bones like steel, with about 2 tons of strength and lightning fast reflexes of pure levered rage. That's not even counting its 6+ inch canines that can bite coconuts like they're Kit Kat bars.
RIP pink fleshies.
People already laid it out above. You're not thinking about physics, human condition, and how uncoordinated 20 people can be, let alone 100 in a confined space.You undervalue how heavy is a mass of 100 people, the gorilla would be trumped just by the sheer weight if they all attack at once, and they don't have infinite stamina like some of you people think, they get tired like humans.
And if we have to involve reality, A gorilla would not even engage vs 100 screaming humans, he will run away and eventually get tired and be an easy prey, no gorilla would ever run towards 100 humans, not a chance.
But you ignored the part when a gorilla would never engage against 100 people and just run away?People already laid it out above. You're not thinking about physics, human condition, and how uncoordinated 20 people can be, let alone 100 in a confined space.
You going to be the first sacrificial lamb? Pull straws for the first 30 to be eaten through like jello?
The human condition would break in mere seconds![]()
In a confided space, it goes into cornered dog mode. Pure killing machine with 2 tons of power and lightning fast reflexes.But you ignored the part when a gorilla would never engage against 100 people and just run away?
If you consider human psychology, you have to consider the gorilla psychology aswell.
If both the gorilla and the humans are brave, the gorilla has no chance.
There wasn't a rule about being in a confined space, but In a confined space with nowhere to go the humans would also turn into kill or die mode, they would not just seat waiting the gorilla to act...In a confided space, it goes into cornered dog mode. Pure killing machine with 2 tons of power and lightning fast reflexes.
This is a "gladiator arena" thesis.
Humans don't have the power or physical resilience in fight or flight mode in comparison. The vast majority would roll over and die on just fear alone, lol.There wasn't a rule about being in a confined space, but In a confined space with nowhere to go the humans would also turn into kill or die mode, they would not just seat waiting the gorilla to act...
In an open space the gorilla could run away to take a breath or just move around between kills but in a confined space it would be even easier to just trump him with sheer size and weight, dude can lift 2 tons, not 10x times that.
Again, if you ignore the gorilal instinct to escape, you have to ignore the human instinct to not fight when their comrades are getting torn to pieces, you can't ignore just one.
Even then, the gorilla would likely tire out after the first five or so. 100 is way too many people.Don't be silly.
100 men will. If you were able to control the environment in such a way as to only emphasis strength and nothing else, maybe gorilla.
But in a "live fire" real world environment, there is enough factors that men's intelligence can manipulate that would have them win.
This is a stupid debate…. And I'm stupider for participating
Humans don't have the power or physical resilience in fight or flight mode in comparison. The vast majority would roll over and die on just fear alone, lol.
The original point of this thesis was the "gladiator arena" parameters. Otherwise, it's a pointless excessive "in the wild" since one or the other would just run.
Not a chance, I could fight 5 year olds all day lolA Gorila vs 100 men strength wise is the same as a very big and strong man vs 100 very angry 5 year olds.
Any man on this planet would take the risk of fighting a gorilla alone instead of 100 men, because we know the sheer size of a 100 men crowd and we know that stamina exist.Even then, the gorilla would likely tire out after the first five or so. 100 is way too many people.
The gorilla doesn't have to be in rage mode to shed 30 men. It can do that with ease. I shared videos of them cracking coconuts with the same effort it takes to Velcro your shoesYou have no idea how much it would take for a gorilla to get tired, nobody has an idea, this is just a fun thought experiment, there are too many variables, how many of those 100 people are soldiers or fighters or people built differently?
The question is so stupid that you have to put some rules like both gorilla and human willing to fight to death for something like this to even happen, if you start with "well human would run off" i can just say "humans would never fight to begin with" and the fight would never happen.
If the rules are that both gorilla and men fight to the death, then share size and weight is always gonna win.
Coconuts don't fight back all at once nor are 100 of them with an average weight of 60-70 kg (and i'm being gentle with the weight)The gorilla doesn't have to be in rage mode to shed 30 men. It can do that with ease. I shared videos of them cracking coconuts with the same effort it takes to Velcro your shoes
100 humans pushing against each other in fear would have zero physical strength to stand.
Team 800lb 2 ton flex silverback.
Like mosquitos to a light zapper.Coconuts don't fight back nor are 100 of them with an average weight of 60-70 kg.
DeepHyperboleLike mosquitos to a light zapper.
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