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[Earthbound64]

Chins don't match, so no.

 

[Earthbound64]

Of course they did, right? But how the F did you sneak that in as the first reply. No edits either. You colluding with OP right??

You can edit a post within 2 minutes of posting it and it won't show any edits as having been made.

 

[cpp_is_king]

Oldest person in the world is 117.

http://newsrescue.com/nigeria-claims-world-oldest-man-170-year-old-oluwaro-iloro-ekiti/

(unconfirmed)

 

[halfbeast]

2 Hitlers alive now?!

Holy fuck.

 

[Grug]

Chins don't match, so no.

How many balls does he have?

 

[Speevy]

If he wants to be Hitler, let him be Hitler. You do you, buddy.

 

[Strike]

Considering all his ailments (including his amphetamine habit) even if he did manage to somehow fake his death, he would've most certainly been long dead by now.

 

[PJV3]

2 Hitlers alive now?!

Holy fuck.

Typical isn't it, you wait decades for a Hitler to turn up, and then two come along at once.

 

[Despera]

He saw Trump get elected and realized being a racist warmonger is considered ok now.

Funny, coming from you.

 

[Pancake Mix]

Even if he had somehow survived 1945, he wasn't in amazing health. It'd basically be impossible for him to have survived past 1990, which is already triple digits for what was likely a highly stressed and somewhat unhealthy individual.

Can't believe the "Hitler is still alive" conspiracy theory lasted long enough to feature in The Simpsons...

 

[zeemumu]

The longest-running game of Secret Hitler ever recorded


Why should we believe him? He's Hitler!

 

[norm9]

Considering all his ailments (including his amphetamine habit) even if he did manage to somehow fake his death, he would've most certainly been long dead by now.

Their bodies are always in peak performance shape. Other than losing at the Olympics of course.

 

[DarknessTear]

Why would they publish something an 128 year old man with dementia said? Bleh.

 

[Emerson]

However Guntherberg's wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, says there's no truth to the story, and her husband is in fact suffering from dementia.

Sure but that's exactly what Eva Braun would say.

 

[McLovin]

Ears kind of match. Wouldn't expect the nose to match since that gets bigger with age. The wife's probably right though.

 

[platakul]

Why would they publish something an 128 year old man with dementia said? Bleh.

Gotta get dem clicks
...and it worked

 

[FTF]

However Guntherberg's wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, says there's no truth to the story, and her husband is in fact suffering from dementia.

lol that end gave me a good laugh.

 

[BackLogJoe]

My favorite Art Bell and George Norry guests are the ones who lay out the Nazi escape to South America. They did go there so there's just enough possibility to think, maybe so.

 

[norm9]

My favorite Art Bell and George Norry guests are the ones who lay out the Nazi escape to South America. They did go there so there's just enough possibility to think, maybe so.

Exactly. Just the fact that so many relocated there is enough to leave the door open for the possibilitiy. Though, many nazis also relocated to the US but nobody's saying he might have hid out in the States.

 

[davepoobond]

The noses are different

that's what 100 years will do to you

 

[CornBurrito]

I think Israel would make an exception to the policy for Adolf Hitler.

That would make them just as bad as Hitler. Nazism is a valid opinion that the "tolerant" Left needs to accept. Free speech.


/s

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Why the fuck would Hitler ever go "Hey guys, it's me, Hitler. Just chilling around over in Argentina"

He noticed Nazism is apparently cool again.

 

[caffeware]

he's in to collect all the royalties from all those vid games

 

[CHC]

Not 128

Not Adolf Hitler

Possibly a Nazi

But nobody care

 

[Timeaisis]

Uh...I think the bigger news is there's a 128 year old man out there. Because I think that's the record? Doesn't sound verified, though.

He's obviously crazy.

 

[BackLogJoe]

Exactly. Just the fact that so many relocated there is enough to leave the door open for the possibilitiy. Though, many nazis also relocated to the US but nobody's saying he might have hid out in the States.

That and the fact that the United States was doing project paper clip. They vehemently denied that shit for years. Nazis put us on the moon and no one wanted to even hint it was possible.

I seriously doubt Hitler escaped, but who knows? I am for certain that lots of high ranking Nazis laid low in South America. I forgot the authors name, but there's a dude who said Hitler was there and died in the 80s. He wrote a book about it. I'll see if I can find it.

Edit: Maybe I'm thinking of Bob Baer. He is an ex CIA agent who believes Hitler escaped and died in 85.

 

[Human Resources]

Alright Nazi punchers, show me your determination!

 

[Ketch]

You either die of old age or you live long enough to literally be hitler.

 

[ForkNetwork]

He saw Trump get elected and realized being a racist warmonger is considered ok now.

Secret best post

 

[Opto]

Alright Nazi punchers, show me your determination!

Dementia hit him harder than I could.

 

[Occam]

Aside from this being obvious nonsense, there's a dead giveaway: Hitler's eyes were blue, not like this man's (which look more greenish/gray). The color of your eyes doesn't change this much later in life.

 

[Lamel]

l

"I love the young people!"

 

[btrboyev]

Not one god damn photoshop of the old geezer with a hitler mustache?

GAF is slipping

 

[AbsolutBro]

BREAKING Elderly man in Argentina is an attention whore

Or he's, ya know, sick. Dementia is terrifying stuff.

 

[lenovox1]

Or he's, ya know, sick. Dementia is terrifying stuff.

It's a completely fake story.

 

[Eylos]

I knew a man that was a cia agent, drug dealer, ww2 hero, and president of united states, he was a cool guy weirdly enough he knew a lot of things that are difficult/unusual to know, i miss that guy

 

[Pedrito]

 

[Timeaisis]

Why would they publish something an 128 year old man with dementia said? Bleh.

You make it out like the linked site is a legitimate news organization.

 

[Salmonax]

I assume OP is getting some kind of referral bonus from this awful site.

 

[GodofWine]

So he is 128. Been married to his wife for 55 years. So he got married at 73. If she was 45 at the wedding, she would be 100. If she was closer to his age and 60, she'd be 115.


Yea this all passes the BS test. Lol

 

[norm9]

I assume OP is getting some kind of referral bonus from this awful site.

That's very insulting. This is potentially the news story of the century.

 

[Imperfected]

May as well assassinate him, just in case.

 

[ZeoVGM]

talkradio.co.uk

Really, guys?

 

[Seductivpancakes]

So Hitler is both 100 and 128.

Yea but which Hitler escaped from an alternate universe to hide in ours?

 

[Lord of Castamere]

Quick! Someone use the faceapp on Hilter, combine the old and smiling. It's the only way we can know for sure.

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

Guess we'll have to wait until his autobiography comes out to find out.

No we won't.

 

[mcrommert]

That's likely bullshit just like the rest of his story. The oldest verified person living is only about 112 or so.

And 120 is considered the uncrossable line

 

[NuffDREW4two]

Or he's a Hitler clone and The Boys From Brazil was in fact a documentary.

 

[siddx]

It's a completely made up story using someone else's image.

It's a shame though, I would love to see hitler dragged into the street and beaten to death by holocaust survivors and their families.

 

[Zelenogorsk]

I came into this thread ready to laugh but dementia is some scary shit.