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[cartographer]

Dementia really sucks. I feel bad for him and his family.

 

[Exis]

I knew a man that was a cia agent, drug dealer, ww2 hero, and president of united states, he was a cool guy weirdly enough he knew a lot of things that are difficult/unusual to know, i miss that guy

I want to hear more about this story

 

[30yearsofhurt]

He looked at Putin, Trump and May and thought "I'm back baby"

 

[Ether_Snake]

Aside from this being obvious nonsense, there's a dead giveaway: Hitler's eyes were blue, not like this man's (which look more greenish/gray). The color of your eyes doesn't change this much later in life.

Right, you took the only part that is actually similar, the only one, as proof that he's not the same guy.

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

He looked at Putin, Trump and May and thought "I'm back baby"

You really think they are comparable?

 

[Eylos]

I want to hear more about this story

He has Schizophrenia, everyday he Walked across the university talking to people, and asked people to type letters for him to the govermnent, cia, army, TV Channel i typed a Lot of his letters and printed at the university, unfortunately i dont have those letters anymore, but he generaly started in his letters to indruce himself, about who he Was (each day a different job), and asked the destinatary, to do something, or to inform the cia of something, and he talked of real people and history, it Was Very interesting.

That Was 6 years Ago.

 

[GurgleBot20]

I knew a man that was a cia agent, drug dealer, ww2 hero, and president of united states, he was a cool guy weirdly enough he knew a lot of things that are difficult/unusual to know, i miss that guy

H.W.?

 

[norm9]

He has Schizophrenia, everyday he Walked across the university talking to people, and asked people to type letters for him to the govermnent, cia, army, TV Channel i typed a Lot of his letters and printed at the university, unfortunately i dont have those letters anymore, but he generaly started in his letters to indruce himself, about who he Was (each day a different job), and asked the destinatary, to do something, or to inform the cia of something, and he talked of real people and history, it Was Very interesting.

That Was 6 years Ago.

I've dealt with some of these people at my work who say they're being tracked by the CIA. I'm usually held hostage as people tell me their stories, and I wouldn't dare cut some them off because they're a little scary. Though it's actually possible they're being tracked.

 

[Occam]

Right, you took the only part that is actually similar, the only one, as proof that he's not the same guy.

They aren't similar, though. You don't go from strong blue to light grayish-green. The eyes are the one feature that doesn't change much as you age. Of course everthing else is different about this man's face, too (and he clearly isn't 128 years old). However, ears and nose continue to grow, and you can always have surgery.

 

[norm9]

They aren't similar, though. You don't go from strong blue to light grayish-green. The eyes are the one feature that doesn't change much as you age. Of course everthing else is different about this man's face, too (and he clearly isn't 128 years old). However, ears and nose continue to grow, and you can always have surgery.

Are we sure Hitler's eyes were blue though?

 

[Fancyarcher]

Came in to laugh at an old man claiming to be Hitler, leaving depressed over no Bubba Ho-Tep 2.

If Campbell and Coscarelli hadn't had a feud during production then we may have actually gotten a Bubba Ho-Tep sequel. What could have been.

 

[norm9]

If Campbell and Coscarelli hadn't had a feud during production then we may have actually gotten a Bubba Ho-Tep sequel. What could have been.

It wouldn't have been the same without Ossie Davis as JFK.

 

[Occam]

Are we sure Hitler's eyes were blue though?

Yes. While the quality isn't great, the photo above isn't colorized, it's Agfa Color, presumably from ~1942.
While his face was pretty unremarkable, there are lots of reports by people who met Hitler who were impressed by his blue eyes, it was the only feature that stood out.

 

[Fancyarcher]

It wouldn't have been the same without Ossie Davis as JFK.

Maybe, but Paul Giamatti would have been in it. At least we got John Dies At The End, and he was great in that.

 

[caliph95]

Ask him if knows Tupac

 

[AmaterasuOkami076]

He was born in the same year Nintendo was founded. Someone should ask him his thoughts on how the company has developed over the course of his lifespan.

 

[NateDrake]

Dementia really sucks. I feel bad for him and his family.

It's a fake story.

 

[Durock]

Despite being apparently fake, this topic did get me to looking into the possibility that Hitler did escape Germany. Did you know there was evidence found that he likely did in declassified FBI files? Check out this article. It's a good, informative piece...

https://www.intellihub.com/declassified-secret-fbi-files-prove-hitler-escaped-to-argentina-in-1945/

EDIT: Funnily (coincidentally? more evidence?!) enough, the older looking version of Hitler in the article looks like a younger version of the old man from this topic haha http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AKcdUcxvGiI/VOHR-kvQnTI/AAAAAAAAUc8/nnn7RNYBcT4/s1600/Hitler%2BArgentina.jpeg

 

[GameAddict411]

Believe a really old man with dementia, or believe all the evidence of his death during the war? Too hard to decide it seems. Though seriously, a DNA test could roll out all of this, but I don't think it's worth it.

 

[StayDead]

Different nose, different ears, different eye colour...

I mean, it's not Hitler. Hitler died. In a bunker.

Hitler died on the secret Nazi Moon base where his underlings are still colluding with Aliens to come attack the earth at a later date.

 

[Steiner84]

imagine the confusion when it turns out as true lol

 

[Lonewolf_92]

Update- From another article http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/





As a fact-based person, feelings won't convince me.

So, basically the plot of Star trek DS9's episode Duet, then.

 

[Markitron]

He's obviously not Hitler, but there's a chance that a German man that old living in Argentina probably has a few skeletons in his closet.

 

[Figboy79]

This sounds exactly like something Hitler would do. Pretend to be Hitler because he knows no one would believe him.


Bastard.

 

[CloudWolf]

This is clearly bullshit. Mr. Hilter is the mayor of North Minehead.

 

[hohoXD123]

You know your website is shit when you have to resort to writing an article about the ramblings of a man unfortunately suffering from dementia.

 

[rec0ded1]

Will wait for the 256 version with better graphics.

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

Can you imagine being his wife?

"Yes dear... inferior genes mmmhmm. Here's your applesauce. I'll get your You Youth knife for the bread and butter...."

What a world.

 

[Zubz]

I'm refusing to give any of these links a click; manipulation of anyone with dementia is absolutely disgusting... Even if they're not manipulating an actual person, since that image was ripped from another article & makes me think this entire article's a hoax.

 

[Kurdel]

Anything is possible in this timeline.

 

[Kaiser Swayze]

If you make it to 128, you're allowed to be Hitler. That's the rule.

 

[Avalanche]

I wish Hitler lived long enough to suffer from dementia.

 

[norm9]

From the guardian-https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/20/hitler-bust-among-argentinas-biggest-haul-of-nazi-artefacts-found-in-secret-room

In a hidden room in a house near Argentina’s capital, police believe they have found the biggest collection of Nazi artefacts in the country’s history, including a bust relief of Adolf Hitler, magnifying glasses inside elegant boxes with swastikas and even a macabre medical device used to measure head size.

Some 75 objects were found in a collector’s home in Béccar, a suburb north of Buenos Aires, and authorities say they suspect they are originals that belonged to high-ranking Nazis in Germany during the second world war.

“Our first investigations indicate that these are original pieces,” Argentine security minister Patricia Bullrich told The Associated Press on Monday, saying that many pieces were accompanied by old photographs. “This is a way to commercialise them, showing that they were used by the horror, by the Fuhrer. There are photos of him with the objects.”

The plot thickens; Hitler outed himself to get his stuff back. Kind of like OJ.

 

[Ether_Snake]

Despite being apparently fake, this topic did get me to looking into the possibility that Hitler did escape Germany. Did you know there was evidence found that he likely did in declassified FBI files? Check out this article. It's a good, informative piece...

https://www.intellihub.com/declassified-secret-fbi-files-prove-hitler-escaped-to-argentina-in-1945/

EDIT: Funnily (coincidentally? more evidence?!) enough, the older looking version of Hitler in the article looks like a younger version of the old man from this topic haha http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AKcdUcxvGiI/VOHR-kvQnTI/AAAAAAAAUc8/nnn7RNYBcT4/s1600/Hitler%2BArgentina.jpeg

Damn, could be!

 

[Nilaul]

I would read his autobiography fake or not.