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[Matlock]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/PA_NEWA11965031120234552A000

:lol

What the hell?!

 

[CoryCubed]

Now that's real pimpin

 

[J2 Cool]

YEAAAH BABY! Way to go kid!!

 

[callous]

Hahaha, that's awesome.

 

[radioheadrule83]

The stuff of schoolboy fantasy*




*on the proviso the teachers were smoking hot.



Seriously, I feel like I haven't lived

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Where was all these horny teachers when I was a student? WTF Florida, NY, now UK

 

[Tamanon]

But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

Ya see, that's how you keep your options open, kid's got a bright future ahead of him!

 

[Outcast2004]

This kid is my new idol. Way to go!

I f this had taken place in the Us though, the police would be asking for the heads of both teachers.

The kid was 16, he knew EXACTLY what was going on and loved every minute of it.

 

[Cubsfan23]

*bows down*

 

[Chittagong]

Oh my god.

* kicks self for not being able to pull such a stunt off in high school *

 

[cvxfreak]

Must be one hot student. And two hot teachers.

DAMN.

 

[The Bookerman]

A younger version of that?

 

[calder]

But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

....

The Evening Standard said staff and students had been to the Harrow pub to celebrate the end of lessons before going back to a member of staff's house.

I'm incredibly angry at my lame ass high school and it's prudish female teachers.

 

[flsh]

Where was all these horny teachers when I was a student? WTF Florida, NY, now UK

They were probably the girls in your class :lol
I wonder how those two teachers look. Based on it happening in the UK I would say not so good :lol

 

[Chittagong]

They were probably the girls in your class :lol
I wonder how those two teachers look. Based on it happening in the UK I would say not so good :lol

<---- my only hope is they look like Vicky Pollard

 

[Deleted member 1235]

this man is legend.

 

[GaimeGuy]

That student is going to be valedictorian of his graduating class.

 

[ToyMachine228]

Rock on kid!

 

[Ghost]

Holy shit, my parents live 1/2 an hour away from this school...My Mum is a school inspector in the same London Borough, clearly they made the wrong selection for my secondary education.




If it wasnt a threesome i'd ask her about it, but theres no way im starting a conversation "Hey mum, say whats going on with that school you inspected and the pupil having a threesome with his teachers?"

 

[Duck of Death]

A HERO WILL RISE

 

[Hilo]

But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

:lol

You don't say!

 

[StrikerObi]

This kid is the new king of student-teacher sex. All hail!

 

[Link]

This kid is my new god.

 

[Guzim]

In the name of the father, the son, and THE 16 YEAR-OLD TEENAGER!

 

[Suikoguy]

I gotta give the kid credit,
he could have pressed charges or civil charges just to make some cash.

 

[Desperado]

wow, 24 replies and no "if it were a girl and the teachers were men..." posts?

I'm amazed.

 

[GG-Duo]

wow, 24 replies and no "if it were a girl and the teachers were men..." posts?

I'm amazed.

but that's not hot!

 

[Pack of Wild Rats]

wow 26 replies and no "if it were a girl and 2 female teachers..." posts?

 

[shpankey]

"And in the end days, a hero will rise among men..."

the chosen one has been revealed

 

[kablooey]

"And in the end days, a hero will rise among men..."

I'd normally be inclined to point out the double standard, etc., but this kid is too good. Even if the women were ugly, at least this guy has the sense not to press charges for having sex! Bah!

 

[Deku]

wow, 24 replies and no "if it were a girl and the teachers were men..." posts?

I'm amazed.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Error]

"All hail the 16-year old kid"

 

[Bluecondor]

Can you imagine being this kid on the first day of school this Fall?

"Ladies....how are you? Ya - that was me...."

 

[Chittagong]

wow 26 replies and no "if it were a girl and 2 female teachers..." posts?

That's hot

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

Can you imagine being this kid on the first day of school this Fall?

"Ladies....how are you? Ya - that was me...."

TBH, I think most here present find it hard enough to imagine being this kid at all ...

 

[VPhys]

We are not worthy.

 

[SHOCKIE]

16 is the legal age in the UK so the police can't do anything unless the boy was raped. :lol

 

[123rl]

It's Essex so they probably did look like Vicky But there's a chance they were hot and, if so, then this guy is a god.

wow 26 replies and no "if it were a girl and 2 female teachers..." posts?

:lol

 

[Shinobi]

 

[Jacobi]

GAF DEMANDS PICS

 

[ToxicAdam]

hard .. to .. ty.pe. Mind is .. blown.

 

[Shawn]

i don't like reading sh*t like this because it makes me enormously angry.

 

[goodcow]

i don't like reading sh*t like this because it makes me enormously angry.

Angry, or jealous?

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

This kid's gonna be the king of the school for the rest of his high school life.

 

[Shawn]

Angry, or jealous?

angry enough to make me feel like i want to put my fist through a wall.

 

[Ruzbeh]

What the hell is everyone worshipping this guy? Some of that good ol' sexual jealousy really kicked in when I read that!

Life is so unfair.

 

[belgurdo]

i don't like reading sh*t like this because it makes me enormously angry.

Angry because you got no play from Mrs. Jennings or Ms. Carter, no doubt?

 

[Shawn]

i'm willing to bet that those teachers were physically unattractive. but if i'm wrong, they must have been really f*cking desperate.

there is no way in hell that some sixteen-year-old nothing is any better than i am.

no way in hell.

 

[GhaleonEB]

angry enough to make me feel like i want to put my fist through a wall.

Great, now we're on from threesomes to fisting. What next?

 

[Minotauro]

i don't like reading sh*t like this because it makes me enormously angry.

Why? Because the 16 year old isn't pussy exclusive?