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1Up Yours (6/29/07)

LukeSmith said:
I was wrong -- it does a lot more than play Zelda.

So what's the audience? The same 20 million that always buy Nintendo consoles? Is Wii selling to the established userbase that loves Cube Play and Cube Sports?

If your point is that Nintendo first party is getting all the sales...well, no shit, they're the only ones that thought the console would be worth supporting right now. But Wii Sports is a much bigger system seller than Zelda. You constantly dismissed the idea of "non-gamers" or casuals buying the console for Wii Sports and the like, but it seems that's exactly what's happening. It's not, and never has been, a Zelda player to anybody outside the industry. It was always about the Wiimote and Wii Sports.
 
LukeSmith said:
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Grecco said:
I recall him saying it was a fad that was gonna die soon. He might be right on the fact that nitnendo games sell on it. Hes not on the seccond.
Wasn't that a long time ago? When he was one of many making the same prediction? It's clear the Wii isn't going to slow down any time soon, but Luke wasn't the only guy making that prediction. Hell, I made the same one four months ago. So did a lot of people. Down with the pitchforks. :lol

*dons target*

The show so far has been excellent, as usual. I'm just to the break before the news section. The E3 predictions are interesting because they have a mix of educated guesses and actual inside information. The lack of Halo 3 mention was conspicuous, for example.
 
WHO DOUBTS MANGOD

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WHO DOUBTS LORD AND SAVIOR, MANGOD?

HIS SOUL BURNS LIKE THE SUN AND IT SHALL DRY YOU LIKE A PRUNE

BOW TO MANGOD

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OH MANGOD FORGIVE US FOR OUR SINS
 
GhaleonEB said:
Wasn't that a long time ago? When he was one of many making the same prediction? It's clear the Wii isn't going to slow down any time soon, but Luke wasn't the only guy making that prediction. Hell, I made the same one four months ago. *dons target*


Don't remember the exact date, but it was definitely post launch when Wii was clearly showing tons of momentum and I remember Wii was at 2M in Japan when he made that remark.

And its not only that he's wrong- its that he went out of his way to make fun of Shane when clearly he's had some whoppers of his own.
 
At least Luke didn't say "I've heard..." before everything though. Shane's problem is he'll cock tease you with information that, based on past performances, is a load of shit.
 
My god, stop making these 1up Yours threads a Luke vs. Wii thread. Who gives a shit what he thinks about it? He doesn't even WORK THERE ANYMORE.

schuelma, you do this EVERY SINGLE WEEK. It's annoying as hell.
 
schuelma said:
And its not only that he's wrong- its that he went out of his way to make fun of Shane when clearly he's had some whoppers of his own.
I took his comment in this thread not to be him making fun of Shane, but just pointing out that his predictions are not correct (OMG secretz). But then I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and not interpret things as being personal. :p

Next week's show is going to be interesting - the calm before the storm. They'll probably still be under NDA on a lot of things, so they won't be able to really play with the "predictions".

I know the format and scale of E3 is much smaller this year, but it seems like expectations for the three platform holders are just as high as ever. What I like about this year (as opposed to last) is that we're into the first year where it's all about the software. No new hardware to pimp (I'm talking consoles here). We've seen the three systems and have a feel for their capabilities, so it's all about what kind of software will be driving them for the next year or so. Can't wait.
 
BrandNew said:
My god, stop making these 1up Yours threads a Luke vs. Wii thread. Who gives a shit what he thinks about it? He doesn't even WORK THERE ANYMORE.

schuelma, you do this EVERY SINGLE WEEK. It's annoying as hell.

mangod will smite him, child, do not submit to the fear from the Satanic One, Major Nelson.

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BrandNew said:
My god, stop making these 1up Yours threads a Luke vs. Wii thread. Who gives a shit what he thinks about it? He doesn't even WORK THERE ANYMORE.

schuelma, you do this EVERY SINGLE WEEK. It's annoying as hell.


I know you're exaggerating to make a point, but I don't believe I've talked about Luke negatively on a 1upyours thread since he left. The only reason I brought up his past statement is because his snide little remark against Shane struck me as disengenuous and hypocritical. But hey, I genuinely don't want to ruin the thread so I'll try and drop it. I do admit I tend to keep hammering a point over and over, and I realize that could be annoying.
 
GhaleonEB said:
I took his comment in this thread not to be him making fun of Shane, but just pointing out that his predictions are not correct (OMG secretz). But then I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and not interpret things as being personal. :p

Next week's show is going to be interesting - the calm before the storm. They'll probably still be under NDA on a lot of things, so they won't be able to really play with the "predictions".

I know the format and scale of E3 is much smaller this year, but it seems like expectations for the three platform holders are just as high as ever. What I like about this year (as opposed to last) is that we're into the first year where it's all about the software. No new hardware to pimp (I'm talking consoles here). We've seen the three systems and have a feel for their capabilities, so it's all about what kind of software will be driving them for the next year or so. Can't wait.


This is my first E3 and for a while I was worried it wouldn't be much, but honestly it looks like all 3 companies will put on a good show. I'm hyped. :D
 
TheGreatDave said:
The Shane love is just getting ****ing creepy now.
Yes.

Besides, we don't know that Luke won't end up being right in the long run. Just as we don't know that Shane won't be right about a Gears game on PS3 and Doritos in Halo 3. Although, the Wii being a fad theory seems a bit more likely to me.
 
TheGreatDave said:
The Shane love is just getting ****ing creepy now.
1up Yours and the 1up Show are doing some interesting things. I tend to gravitate towards people whose writing I find compelling or otherwise of quality. But these shows have made them into personalities as well as journalists. Both 1up shows entertain as much as they inform, and so people are latching onto their "favorites". I suppose it's human nature, but it's one of my annoyances when people come to the rescue of or attack the person rather than the point.
 
Hey, I like Shane, he's probably my favourite non-Parish guy at 1Up, but yeah. This whole Man-God thing is getting to the point where I expect an OT thread about some guy found dead lying on a collage of Shane pictures and clothes.
 
You guys don't know how to have any fun! ;)

Brings new meaning to the phrase "cult of personality" imo.
 
John talking about Call of Juarez being more than a Spaghetti Western because of its brutality. I think that the Spaghetti Westerns were always more gritty than traditional "Western" Westerns (hah!) so I think the comparison Garnett was making probably fits.
We need some good western FPS games! The first and last great one I played was Outlaws, we need that franchise back!
And uh-oh, Nascar doesn't sound so hot! Or maybe John is just terrible? :D
Not that I'll be playing either of these games.
 
Y2Kev said:
You guys don't know how to have any fun! ;)

Brings new meaning to the phrase "cult of personality" imo.
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GhaleonEB said:
1up Yours and the 1up Show are doing some interesting things. I tend to gravitate towards people whose writing I find compelling or otherwise of quality. But these shows have made them into personalities as well as journalists. Both 1up shows entertain as much as they inform, and so people are latching onto their "favorites". I suppose it's human nature, but it's one of my annoyances when people come to the rescue of or attack the person rather than the point.

for the record, I was just joking earlier in the thread about the "crow drink" and although a majority of GAF probably didn't read what I typed nor does anyone care, I just want to get it out of the way before I get thrown into the "attackers" group. Luke is one of my favorite journalists, I always enjoyed reading his work at 1up and I have really enjoyed what he has wrote at Bungie so far.
 
Thermite said:
for the record, I was just joking earlier in the thread about the "crow drink" and although a majority of GAF probably didn't read what I typed nor does anyone care, I just want to get it out of the way before I get thrown into the "attackers" group. Luke is one of my favorite journalists, I always enjoyed reading his work at 1up and I have really enjoyed what he has wrote at Bungie so far.
I'm making a sweeping generalization, not aiming it anyone in particular. The "go Shane/Luke/Garnett/anyone" posts just annoy me. I'm all for tearing into arguments, but rooting for people is such a strange sport.

And now for the news. It's usually my favorite segment.

PAYBACKill said:
some mod must, I got banned for calling you a fat loser once. True story.
I think that has more to do with violating the terms of service (and basic decency) than anything else. :p
 
I don't understand the point of discussing pros and cons of 1up staff. They're all just actors anyway, scripted to be the voices of your token snarky, cynical fanboy with an inside track, and playing their roles for the great amusement of crowds like this one right here until they can nail down a job in the productive end of the industry. Shane is just another actor on staff, and I guess his role is that of the slightly over the top Sony fanboy. Big deal.
 
AltogetherAndrews said:
I don't understand the point of discussing pros and cons of 1up staff. They're all just actors anyway, scripted to be the voices of your token snarky, cynical fanboy with an inside track, and playing their roles for the great amusement of crowds like this one right here until they can nail down a job in the productive end of the industry. Shane is just another actor on staff, and I guess his role is that of the slightly over the top Sony fanboy. Big deal.

You would deny Mangod, Bringer of Truth and Contra IV? False prophet. Ignore this man.
 
Ok, I suppose there might be the odd dude on staff who couldn't hack in the real world and instead decided to pursue a future as someone who mimics message board twits, but with a journalistic (as in, given the chance to be even snarkier to even more people and get "cred" for doing so) edge. Oh wait, that sounds like every other gaming "journalist" in the history of forever.
 
LukeSmith said:
Your assessment is absurd.

Not in the slightest. Do you mean to tell me that you didn't play a part, and that the part you played wasn't directly tuned to be a snarky twit, and simultaneously the reflection and the god of twits like us?

And for the record, I wouldn't deny that I play a certain role. But then I'm not being seriously debated on the internetz either.
 
AltogetherAndrews said:
Not in the slightest. Do you mean to tell me that you didn't play a part, and that the part you played wasn't directly tuned to be a snarky twit, and simultaneously the reflection and the god of twits like us?

Nope, I'm exactly as I was portrayed there. The only part that I hammed up is the misogyny on the podcasts, I don't actually treat women the way I made it sound. Otherwise, that's pretty much the exact jerk I am
sux to be me, rite
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Grecco said:
your totally wanting a plug on the next podcast arent you.

Already got my plug, I'm set for the year. I'm just taking this joke and burying it into the ground. Look out, center of the earth, here I come.
 
Another funny Shane pic I dug up on the forum.

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Wasn't chibcicylist the poster who always had a hard on for Shane. Seems like BrodiemanTTR has taken his spot.

Love the avatar Kev. :lol
 
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