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[Grug]

'straya mate.

Meet the 2m ice-addicted python who had to dry out in a prison rehab program

PRISON authorities have been presented with their toughest ice addict ever — a two-metre long, hissing, snapping jungle python.

”He was totally on edge, jittery, slithering and wanting to strike," said senior overseer Ian Mitchell at the Corrective Services NSW Wildlife Care Centre in Windsor.

Daily Telegraph article.

Inject me with delicious meth-infused snake venom if old.

 

[Selddon]

Methsnake should be a boss in a Narc sequel or a grunge band

 

[ItIsOkBro]

that's a cool as fuck picture

 

[shira]

Thought it was Hogan but his pythons are 24" (.6 m)

 

[Trouble]

Meth ✅
Python ✅
Prison ✅

I'm legitimately in shock that this isn't Florida.

 

[hoos30]

I'm jealous that Australia has a problem where they actually try to rehabilitate their prisoners.

 

[Bubba_Sparks]

Man, it shames me to say that I cannot for the life of me remember who came up with the "G/A/F?" meme!

 

[BennyBlanco]

Meth ✅
Python ✅
Prison ✅

I'm legitimately in shock that this isn't Florida.

this.

 

[echoshifting]

I'm jealous that Australia has a problem where they actually try to rehabilitate their prisoners.

Yeah I was gonna give the op shit for being kinda clickbaity with the title...but if he had given us the whole truth, it would have given it away

 

[Dead Man]

First one in a while I've got wrong, but I'm not apologising to Florida.

Corrective Services NSW Wildlife Care Centre in Windsor

I had no idea corrective services would have a wildlife care centre.

 

[andythinkpad]

You used metric system; and you spelled meter wrong.

This is too obvious.

 

[Grug]

You used metric system; and you spelled meter wrong.

This is too obvious.

Haha, I actually realised this after I posted it and tried to edit the title unsuccessfully.

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Pythons are such awesome snakes. Used to have heaps of them around when I lived on acreage, they're fairly chill.

 

[Grug]

Pythons are such awesome snakes. Used to have heaps of them around when I lived on acreage, they're fairly chill.

Until they try meth.

 

[KdylanR92]

I bet my life that it was Florida...

 

[Pinko Marx]

Why would a snake have access to meth.

 

[Masterspeed]

that's a cool as fuck picture

This dude just drips cool.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Why would a snake have access to meth.

Australia

 

[AxeMan]

you spelled meter wrong.

.

What?

Metre is spelt metre

 

[LilZippa]

Mandatory minimums apply across species?

 

[Kayhan]

not....Florida....?

 

[Masterspeed]

What?

Metre is spelt metre

I think? It's a joke on it NOT being a news report in Florida.

 

[AxeMan]

I think? It's a joke on it NOT being a news report in Florida.

Got it.

 

[CazTGG]

Inject me with delicious meth-infused snake venom if old.

I hate to be that guy but pythons don't produce venom like cobras and vipers do, they kill their prey by constriction.

 

[Grug]

I hate to be that guy but pythons don't produce venom like cobras and vipers do, they kill their prey by constriction.

I knew this post would happen. I just couldn't think of a better "xxxx me if old" comment under pressure.

 

[Grug]

Why would a snake have access to meth.

Article says it lived in a meth lab and would have absorbed lots of fumes.

 

[highrider]

Article says it lived in a meth lab and would have absorbed lots of fumes.

It's an entertaining concept, is this like one of those supermarket batboy type publications?

 

[Staccat0]

Article says it lived in a meth lab and would have absorbed lots of fumes.

I guarantee you that if you eat that snake you get powers.

 

[Alienous]

Who was his dealer?

 

[Grug]

It's an entertaining concept, is this like one of those supermarket batboy type publications?

Hehe, it's a major main NSW/Sydney daily newspaper. Full of Murdoch political bias but not National Enquirer fake news levels of bad.

 

[Ronabo]

Wow! Talk about riding the snake!

 

[HStallion]

For a moment I thought this thread was about a gaffer's penis getting addicted to meth.

 

[Johndoey]

The Black Hand went too far this time tbh. Thank god they picked up the snake before it started beating on vagrants.