2005 MLB Thread

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AstroLad said:
Yeah, it's about time Sir Alex had a proper nickname. Any true fan would realize that something as generic as "A-Rod" is not benefitting the hustly and youthful vigor he brings to the ballpark every day as well as some of the absolutely sublime plays he makes, "Kid Wonderful" captures the whole package.
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A-Rod is his nickname dammit. He was the original, before T-Mac and all those other posers.
 
AstroLad said:
Yeah, it's about time Sir Alex had a proper nickname. Any true fan would realize that something as generic as "A-Rod" is not benefitting the hustly and youthful vigor he brings to the ballpark every day as well as some of the absolutely sublime plays he makes, "Kid Wonderful" captures the whole package.
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I like this, because it's adjustable. Depending on how things are going, we can just drop it to "Kid Presentable" to "Kid Ugly" and ultimately "Kid Moe"

Also I hope Dan Kolb gets hit by a bus.
 
Boomer said:
A-Rod is his nickname dammit. He was the original, before T-Mac and all those other posers.
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With a nickname like "A-Rod," it's no wonder all the haters always say crap like "he's gay" and "he's a girl" and draw him with a purse and crap. What he needs is a bad-ass nickname like "Kid Wonderful."
 
Gruco said:
I like this, because it's adjustable. Depending on how things are going, we can just drop it to "Kid Presentable" to "Kid Ugly" and ultimately "Kid Moe"
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Yankee fans can call him whatever they want, but his name is Kid Wonderful. This was the way before he got hot this season. This is as it will stand.
 
I don't know whether you two clowns are serious or not, but that picture is pretty damn gay looking. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
Boomer said:
I don't know whether you two clowns are serious or not, but that picture is pretty damn gay looking. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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The "Wonderful" is supposed to look like alphabet blocks (the font is actually called 'blocks'-something) b/c his name is "Kid." I don't see what's "gay" about any of that, though like you said who cares, only stupid haters who think it's funny for some reason. If they need proof he is not gay just look at his hot-ass wife lol.
 
AstroLad said:
The "Wonderful" is supposed to look like alphabet blocks (the font is actually called 'blocks'-something) b/c his name is "Kid." I don't see what's "gay" about any of that, though like you said who cares, only stupid haters who think it's funny for some reason. If they need proof he is not gay just look at his hot-ass wife lol.
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:lol I still don't think you're serious. The "I" in "KID" is dotted with a freakin heart for god's sake.
 
And this one belongs to the Reds! The most dangerous closer in the game gets the job done. And I don't mean dangerous for the other team. :lol
 
YES. I <3 you Scott Podsednik. Fucking clutch. And you too, Eric Byrnes for fucking up twice this inning.

5-4 sox, and we're still threatening. wooooo


GODDAMIT OAKLAND. STOP HITTING OUR PLAYERS. cripes. hit 4 times in under 2 games.
 
oh total fucking bullshit. 3rd different pitcher of ours this year that got called for a balk, and the second one that brought a runner in from 3rd base.
fucking stupid. what an awful call this one was. the batter stepped out of the goddamn box. BLAH


wow. i'm not even watching the end of this game. jermaine dye just dropped a routine fly ball. he didn't lose it in the lights or anything...he just dropped it.
then our shortstop completely misses a routine ground ball that continues to roll right into the outfield.

sheezus. disgusting.
 
Mothafuck these Dodgers! Damn it to hell these fuckers are pissing me off. :lol Good pitching all around tonight, we just came up short a run.












P.S A big FUCK YOU to Shawn "Im in a 2 year Slump" Green, fucker couldnt hit shit for the last 2 years he was here. I hope on his way out of the Stadium parking lot he gets jacked and beaten to a bloody pulp. Fucker....
 
rc213 said:
Mothafuck these Dodgers! Damn it to hell these fuckers are pissing me off. :lol Good pitching all around tonight, we just came up short a run.












P.S A big FUCK YOU to Shawn "Im in a 2 year Slump" Green, fucker couldnt hit shit for the last 2 years he was here. I hope on his way out of the Stadium parking lot he gets jacked and beaten to a bloody pulp. Fucker....
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Brandon Lyon is nails.

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1/2 game back, took two from the Dodgers at home, go D-Backs!

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WAY TO GO ARMANDO BENITEZ YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Fucking up my team in my money league. Shit like that has gotten motherfuckers TRADED before, don't you know? Houston Street is out there, and if Dotel makes it to July as the A's closer, I'm a Yankees fan. Shit, I may just go on a rampage and start picking Street up in ALL of my leagues to be prepared. Then I can spin a closer and another player off in a trade for an upgrade.

Also, :lol at the Mets. Get used to the Pedro that showed up tonight!
 
Hey! Don't forget BJ "The Beast of the East" Ryan. Dude has 17 ks in 10 2/3 innings! Sick! Of course, the Orioles usually score too many damn runs for him to have many save opportunites. Bummer.
 
Raoul Duke said:
Hey! Don't forget BJ "The Beast of the East" Ryan. Dude has 17 ks in 10 2/3 innings! Sick! Of course, the Orioles usually score too many damn runs for him to have many save opportunites. Bummer.
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B.J. Ryan is sick, no question. He is one of my favorite lesser-known (though a little better known now) pitchers the last two years.

Next Up: Rafael Betancourt. He is RIDICULOUS. Here's hoping Bob Wickman pulls his groin so Betancourt can have a real chance to close.
 
Raoul Duke said:
Also, :lol at the Mets. Get used to the Pedro that showed up tonight!
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He was 2-0 before this so don't be such a jerk. Btw, I'm sick of hearing of the f'ing White Sox. If their division wasn't such a piece of crap I would be impressed.
 
Kuroyume said:
He was 2-0 before this so don't be such a jerk. Btw, I'm sick of hearing of the f'ing White Sox. If their division wasn't such a piece of crap I would be impressed.
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I have to be a jerk. I'm a Red Sox and Braves fan. Which means I hate Pedro for leaving the Sox, and I hate him even more for going to a bunch of ne'er do wells like the Godforsaken METS.

I will agree with you about the ChiSox, tho. They're 13-3 against their own division, and 3-2 vs. the West. Hell, the A's whipped the shit out of their pitching today, and the A's bats had been AWFUL up until that point. Also, they haven't faced the East AT ALL. With Baltimore looking realer and realer by the day, that's four tough teams they're gonna have to face. Good luck!
 
Sweet! Ryan Dumpster is starting for the Cubbies today. This should be good for the Reds. (although he did strike out the side in the first- WTF???)
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
A-rod cant be kid wonderful. otherwise, "AN A-BOMB FROM A-ROD" wont work for john sterling. :D
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This is a good thing. ;)

Where's Eminem w/ a Sox/Umps rant... oh right, Bulls game. Well he won't be happy when he watches it. :lol
 
Cubs just destroyed the Reds season with that win! We would have swept the Reds too if Zambrano wasn't a dumbass and got himself booted yesterday.


Oh and Eminem how you enjoying that Sox two game losing streak? Here I thought the White Sox may buck the trend after winning game one but the downfall is now at hand! :D
 
Hah I come home to find out that the Stros got shutout again today 2-0....the scary thing is im starting to enjoy it.

I need help
 
Matrix said:
Hah I come home to find out that the Stros got shutout again today 2-0....the scary thing is im starting to enjoy it.

I need help
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how many games has it been since they last scored a run? I'M BEING SCREWED IN FANTASY BASEBALL MATRIX!!! i want answers. clemens should have three wins.
 
Matrix said:
Hah I come home to find out that the Stros got shutout again today 2-0....the scary thing is im starting to enjoy it.

I need help
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:lol :lol Cubs play the Astros next........might see another 1-0 final in 10 innings
 
I think its been 19 innings since they last had a run cross the plate....HOLY SHIT ASS THEY SUCK!
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
i want andy back as compensation for the disastros costing me three wins.
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Fine,but you have to take
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with him.....as your new owner.
 
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