2005 MLB Thread

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Crosby should never be allowed to bat again.

Nice to see that Brown may finally be getting his shit together. The Yanks are going to need it now that Mussina has gone south.
 
WTF Arizona #9? Worst to first? Calm down dude it's April.

I'm also really looking forward to Hudson v. Mulder tomorrow night. Mulder's got the easier job, especially if Chipper is still out, but Huddy still sports a sub-1 run ERA.
 
Guileless said:
WTF Arizona #9?

Well they did just sweep the supposed #4 team at home and now lead the NL West. NL West sucks, there's tons of wins for the taking if anyone will actually step up (i.e. D-Backs or Dodgers).

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siege said:
He's getting lit up so far. 4 runs in the 1st and still only 1 out. =/

:lol

anyway, is this lineup supposed to scare me? :lol :lol



Houston
AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
W. Taveras cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
C. Biggio 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .297
J. Bagwell 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .232
M. Lamb lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
J. Lane rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .312
M. Ensberg 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .254
E. Bruntlett ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
B. Ausmus c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .196
R. Clemens p
 
Cubsfan23 said:
:lol

anyway, is this lineup supposed to scare me? :lol :lol



Houston
AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
W. Taveras cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
C. Biggio 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .297
J. Bagwell 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .232
M. Lamb lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
J. Lane rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .312
M. Ensberg 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .254
E. Bruntlett ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
B. Ausmus c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .196
R. Clemens p

:lol
 
Mulder just made Hudson look awful. Struck him out on a pitch that had Hudson slinging his bat out into the stands. :lol
 
Cubsfan23 said:
Maddux should just retire, horrible pitching to a pathetic lineup

Yeah, I was glad he got greedy and decided not to resign with the Braves a few years back. He had some amazing seasons with us, but was horrible in 03 and hasn't looked good since.
 
STROS SCORED FOR CLEMENS! END THIS GAME NOW!
 
FUCK THIS STROS SEASON ! CLEMENS JUST TOSS ONE AT ONE OF THE CUBS FOR FUN!
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Cubsfan23 said:
Barrett is fucking useless


mrbob2k1: burnitz got a blooper for a hit
mrbob2k1: and then hollandsworth too
mrbob2k1: barret sucks
mrbob2k1: fuck
mrbob2k1: i hate him now
mrbob2k1: he will choke
AdoubleDg: lol
mrbob2k1: i know it :-(
AdoubleDg: hes an ahole
mrbob2k1: damnit
mrbob2k1: fuckarioeuarelo
 
Cubsfan23 said:
Barrett is fucking useless

Actually was good for Roy-O and the Stros last year,I think he lit the fire under their ass that made them play better...LET THE TEAMS FIGHT AGAIN!
 
Yankee Baseball... 200 million dollars of shit. They've even managed to make Randy Johnson suck this year. 0-2 count 2 run homers.. Nice!

I guess the positive to take out of the first 6 of this game is at least they're being shut down by someone with an ERA less than 5.
 
I have to admit, I was nervous that my avatar might jinx the Jays tonight. But The Kid is a man of good, not evil, and he kindly stopped his hitting tonight so that the lowly (in payroll!) Jays could prevail. I can't wait to see what the NY papers say.
 
Great win! :D A quick sweep, a tough win over the Yankees in New York and suddenly I'm willing to forgive and forget a certain 5 game skid.
 
Man, I can feel it coming. George is going to pull the trigger, people are going to die, and it's going to be the 80's Yankees all over again - just a lot more expensive. Right now, he's digging up Billy Martin to replace Torre.

It was an excellent game by Halladay, but the Skanks have been shut down by 2 shit pitchers prior to this which would lead me to believe this was more a mix of good pitching and Yankees just plain FUCKING SUCKING. :)
 
I don't know what has been more painful in this Braves game tonight - watching Hudson get pounded or listening to Ron Gant trying to provide color commentary.

Go back to wrecking dirt bikes, Ronnie.
 
yanks fans, not to rub it in....but contreras went 6 with 6 Ks and only gave up 1 run. how's that esteban loaiza trade working out for you? =p



...now too bad WE CANT GET A GODDAMN HIT WITH A RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION. christ.

and also, I'm not exactly sure what it is Ozzie Guillen thinks Luis Vizcaino can do, but it is NOT pitch more than one inning.
 
Oh god!

One run lead for the Cubs.

Bottom of the 9th.

Latroy coming in.

He has blown 10 of 16 save opportunites for the Cubs with one run leads!

Hold me! :(

DON'T COME BACK TO CHICAGO IF YOU BLOW THIS BITCH!
 
damn, hawkins does get the save.


meanwhile, fuck you, jermaine dye. i want maggs back. him in a wheelchair can hit better than dye.
 
Dusty pisses me off.

When the Cubs are hurt, it seems like he actually coaches and does a good job. It is happening right now with him keeping the team afloat. It happened last year too between those problems with Wood and Prior being hurt. When the team gets healthy it's like he gives up coaching! COACH ALL YEAR ALL THE TIME DUSTY.
 
i almost kind of hope the yanks finish the season not making the playoffs just so they can at least attempt at rebuilding. although it would be hard its obvious the team (suits, players and coaches) need a shakeup.
 
Joe said:
i almost kind of hope the yanks finish the season not making the playoffs just so they can at least attempt at rebuilding. although it would be hard its obvious the team (suits, players and coaches) need a shakeup.


that would never happen. George would just throw $50 million at Jaime Moyer and trade his entire farm system for Todd Helton.
 
fuck you, troy percival! we tie it in the bottom of the 9th....first and third, 1 out...let's win this right here.
otherwise we'll probably end up with dye playing SS again.
 
Contreras would have never done that in New York because the awesome Yankee coaching staff could never have gotten that out of him and Steinbrenner has no patience.

Why go after Jamie Moyer when it's a lot more fun to watch 19 million dollar Mike Mussina and his knuckle curve that doesn't move for the first 2 months of the season.

Shake up is needed, but the Yankees don't do firesales. They do implosions, but not firesales.
 
Why go after Jamie Moyer when it's a lot more fun to watch 19 million dollar Mike Mussina and his knuckle curve that doesn't move for the first 2 months of the season.

:lol :lol :lol


fucking christ. bases loaded, 0 outs in the bottom of the 9th....and we only get 1 run to tie the game.

we had EIGHT lead-off men on in 9 innings....EIGHT. and end up with 2 runs. are you fucking kidding me? that is beyond awful. we better take this in extras...
 
OW.

I'm watching the end of the White Sox game on MLBTV, and they showed that Detroit hitter who got plunked in the nads when he got hit by a pitch! He is still in the game though! Hardcore!

Dirty White Sox pitchers!
 
Mrbob said:
OW.

I'm watching the end of the White Sox game on MLBTV, and they showed that Detroit hitter who got plunked in the nads when he got hit by a pitch! He is still in the game though! Hardcore!

Dirty White Sox pitchers!

:lol :lol :lol
That was plain out NASTY. A righty-righty match up too.....how the fuck? I mean, I hate the Tigers and even I feel so so awful for that guy. That is simply beyond cringe inducing.


and hey, what happened to you saying you were hopping on the sox bandwagon? :lol
 
The Dodgers hitting with Men in scoring position right now is beyond pathetic. We had bases loaded 1 Out but not hits and couldnt get shit!!!!!!!! WTF! The mofos need to get their shit together, it's not funny anymore. :lol
 
Cubsfan23 said:
this game is gonna go 18 innings


no way. our pen is FUCKED. i have no fucking clue who we send out in the 11th. Hermy again? i dunno. it's a shiesty fucking situation

if dustin goes out there again, we risk a chad fox situation where his arm literally falls off his body.

i'd say put in the dream Politte......but, this is gonna be very interesting. we're fucked.
 
Eminem said:
:lol :lol :lol
That was plain out NASTY. A righty-righty match up too.....how the fuck? I mean, I hate the Tigers and even I feel so so awful for that guy. That is simply beyond cringe inducing.


and hey, what happened to you saying you were hopping on the sox bandwagon? :lol


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I'm off, baby! I'm off and I'm lovin it!

Dumbass Mike North is on the White Sox bandwagon which is reason enough for me to be off!
 
Cubsfan23 said:
:lol :lol just saw that the tigers have issued 11 walks so far

11 walks, 8 lead-off men on in 9 innings, bases loaded two innings in a row.......all equals two runs. awesome. glad our .250 batting average is working out for us.
 
Eminem said:
11 walks, 8 lead-off men on in 9 innings, bases loaded two innings in a row.......all equals two runs. awesome. glad our .250 batting average is working out for us.


The Houston Asstros of the AL, folks!

Ohh Tikatsu gets ROCKED.
 
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