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2013-14 NBA Dec |OT| The Nets are the Knicks of Basketball

benjipwns

benjipwns

Banned
MIAMI—Saying that the organization must make some serious changes in order to do justice to its impassioned fan base, supporters of the Miami Heat told reporters Friday that they are becoming increasingly frustrated with the team’s failure to win a single championship since June.

“For this team to have gone a full six months without a victory in the NBA Finals is simply unacceptable,” said self-proclaimed Heat diehard Liam Sikes, noting that the team has played close to a dozen games this season without having won it all even once. “What’s it going to take for these guys to wake up and return the hardware to Miami where it belongs? A title drought like this one is just plain embarrassing.”

“We deserve better,” Sikes added.

The team’s attentive, devoted, and well-informed fans, who characterized the Heat’s recent failures as the most shameful in the franchise’s illustrious 70-year history, complained that the organization had lost the winning spirit that made its memorable 2010 championship run possible. Many of these same fans ascribed the team’s decline to a lack of motivation, noting that it took the Heat until October to even play their first game this season.

Others reportedly condemned the leadership shortcomings of head coach Derek Spoelstra.

However, a faction of Heat supporters placed the blame on the team’s current roster, suggesting that perhaps a personnel upgrade is needed to give the team a chance at winning a third title.

“We need to sign LeBron,” said Miami resident Omar Santos, noting that current starters Shaquille O’Neal, Antoine Walker, and Pat Riley “aren’t getting the job done.” “Or if we can’t get LeBron, we should at least try to land a solid power center that can play a full 60 minutes every night. These nobodies they’ve got right now just aren’t cutting it.”

“Everyone’s going to have to bear down and make some serious baskets if they want to win another cup,” Santos continued.

While some Heat fans suggested that the team could perhaps regain some of its former glory were it to build a new stadium, all were adamant that nothing short of a championship victory would suffice, indicating that the team would have to win at least one title within the next few weeks in order to keep their supporters interested.

“We cheer their names, buy their jerseys, and take photos of ourselves at the games, and for what?” said Heat season ticket holder Isaiah Stroud, noting that the two periods he watched of the team’s Tuesday non-title-winning matchup against the Atlanta Pacers were “disgraceful.” “If they want to keep us around, they’re going to have to show us another NDA Championship. It’s just that simple.”

“You know, if this keeps up, I’ll start following the Orlando Magic, just you watch,” Stroud continued. “Now there’s a team that cares about winning.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/heat-fans-growing-frustrated-with-teams-lack-of-nb,34829/
 
T

The Frankman

Banned
Never understood why coaches wait until the opposing team takes a lead to call a timeout.
effingvic said:
And now theyre just feeding Melo like they said they wouldnt down the stretch

Ugh
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They just dump him the ball and don't even cut. At least STAT rolls to the hoops only to be ignored by JR.
 
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victreeb3l

Member
Fuck Mike Woodson

Fire his bald ass

Why the fuck is JR smith in this game

The Frankman said:
Never understood why coaches wait until the opposing team takes a lead to call a timeout.

They just dump him the ball and don't even cut. At least STAT rolls to the hoops only to be ignored by JR.
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This stupid fucking team for some reason stops doing all the things that bring them success. "This is working? Time to stop doing it!"

Fuck you woodson
 
B

Bubble Metropolis

Member
I agree with Joerger, SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL.

The Grizzlies have been largely embarrassing since Gasol went out.

Mike Miller's shyness to put up anything—instead consistently pumping, driving, and kicking it out of bounds—is infuriating. I admit I've been really busy lately, so I haven't been watching our games that attentively, but that is all I see him do, ever.

Edit: I'm glad he's decided to take my words to heart.
 
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linsivvi

Member
The Celtics are trying their darndest to lose the game and yet the Knicks can't beat them.

The last two possessions they walked up the court so slowly that they were one step away from an 8 seconds violation.
 
M

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
J.R .Smith is best Knick of all time.
 
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