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2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs
- Thread starter Marvie_3
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Velcro Fly
Member
oh my gosh stop with those Joe Thornton gifs 
Dastardly Jerks
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PTSD Joe will always be this years playoffs mascot
Fucking yuppies man
apocalidiot
Banned
Where'd you sit/stand?
I felt like the Hawks did this last year in the playoffs too, either they are super cocky and will get burned eventually or they just believe in themselves that much that they can afford to fall asleep at the wheel sometimes. Either way, it stresses me out when this happens but tonight just proves that the hawks can put on a show when needed.
apocalidiot
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NICE. Lexus Club. Fancy - do they actually have people serving drinks or is that a myth
They have people come by and take orders occasionally if that's what you mean, we weren't in that Lexus club VIP thing , just on the club level
apocalidiot
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That's sweet. I'm jealous you saw that Kaner goal live, that was incredible.
It's hockey spank bank material. The hawks just flip the switch at anytime. Kind of nuts how they just took back that game
wsoxfan1214
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The box seats are nice as shit at the UC. Glass door with seats outside of them and a TV inside.
And you can spit on people with those ugly green hawks sweaters
wsoxfan1214
Banned
:lol
That's always a plus too.
Those practice jerseys were alright this year. The green jerseys? Ugh.
I assume you're spitting at them while wearing the clearly superior Winter Classic/old alternate jersey.
I actually do have one of those, that's a fine sweater, the st Patricks day trend looks terrible on like 99% of sports stuff
Dastardly Jerks
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Hell yeah gonna buy a fucking St Patricks Day jersey cause it's only good for one day of the year cause I'm a massive fucking idiot.
The Blackhawks black thirds, I still like those.
The Blackhawks black thirds, I still like those.
apocalidiot
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The Winter Classic alts were so sick. I wish they didn't retire them so quickly. It makes me sad
Dastardly Jerks
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Why did our Stadium Series jerseys have to suck so much.
OH and to make matters worse, our actual cool thirds (which will become our primaries eventually) are no longer available on the Xbox Live Marketplace for Avatars. Replaced by the Stadium Series jerseys instead.
My avatar on XBL is forever cursed to wear our 2004 primaries.
I think I might just keep drinking now!
I'm skipping on a Tinder fuck to drink and play ESO. And that's my life. It's really cold and she's really far out though. Why would I want to leave my awesome bachelor pad to go to a townhouse out in the suburbs? Plus if she comes here, she can leave whenever she wants.
Stuck up for my boy.
OH and to make matters worse, our actual cool thirds (which will become our primaries eventually) are no longer available on the Xbox Live Marketplace for Avatars. Replaced by the Stadium Series jerseys instead.
My avatar on XBL is forever cursed to wear our 2004 primaries.
I think I might just keep drinking now!
I'm skipping on a Tinder fuck to drink and play ESO. And that's my life. It's really cold and she's really far out though. Why would I want to leave my awesome bachelor pad to go to a townhouse out in the suburbs? Plus if she comes here, she can leave whenever she wants.
Stuck up for my boy.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Maybe I can get banned from the chat again.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
aww yeah let's do this.
why is this a thing
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I'm stoked for tomorrow's Freeway Series game.
And nervous, Quick playing lights out and LA is playing with confidence. They can bash players' heads and not even get a penalty! Invincible.
And nervous, Quick playing lights out and LA is playing with confidence. They can bash players' heads and not even get a penalty! Invincible.
I would be, just to see Acid get banned from the chat. But I'm out at a bar, and the bartender is wearing a Duncan Keith jersey. No wonder the bar's half empty.
So we can't have After Hours but pony's are okay? There's no justice in this world.
Have sex with her, your dad would never be able to marry her after looking into your eyes as you climax.
Dastardly Jerks
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FUCKIN' AIHL PONIES HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
FUCKING
PONIES
FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
FUCKING
PONIES
FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
wsoxfan1214
Banned
welp.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY PONIED THE SELANNE AND GIGUERE MOMENT
AUGH
I HATE MY EYES
AND WANT TO SHAVE MY PUPILS (said the priest to his sunday school class)
AUGH
I HATE MY EYES
AND WANT TO SHAVE MY PUPILS (said the priest to his sunday school class)
Splash some cum in her eye.
Dastardly Jerks
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I fucking hate the Australian national anthem.
Canada, can we have yours? No words changed whatsoever.
Canada, can we have yours? No words changed whatsoever.
Dastardly Jerks
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Let's fucking do this Mustangs!
Don't be a fucking prude, wsox.
Dastardly Jerks
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Which one of you fuckers is Sad Joe Thornton
GUESS
Dastardly Jerks
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ILU Acid
Dastardly Jerks
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hahaha this is great
Say a racial slur. Get banned again. Invoke your inner smelly.