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2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs
- Thread starter Marvie_3
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ActStriker
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woooooooooooo
Coldnoodle
Member
Elias has the dumbest stats ever.
I'm not entirely sure how they keep track of some of this shit.
The masses eat those kind of crappy stats up.
They hire virgins.
One bigass database
Queue up,
Games Team X has won while Team Y ate lunch inside because it was raining...
no, wait...
Queue up,
Geams Team X has won while they had an intestinal bug while Team Y watched under natural lighting.
You'd be surprised what's stored , tons of different splits for various situations
Can't stop everything.
Splits are fine when looking at some players, notably goaltenders.
It's just silly when you get most of the odd stats involving situational elements or historical.
wtf happened?! Last I checked they were up 3-1.
I hope for the Habs sake this didn't shake Price up. They woke up a sleeping bear!
Please don't be a Broons/Queens final...
Same here. I turned the TV off after Vanek scored.
How about that
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Habs confirmed for ECF.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
So much time to kill before the next game. Burrito time or fried chicken time?
Gyro and calamari time.
Coldnoodle
Member
Blouses*
ActStriker
Member
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Damn that sounds good. Went with chicken though
wtf happened?! Last I checked they were up 3-1.
I hope for the Habs sake this didn't shake Price up. They woke up a sleeping bear!
Please don't be a Broons/Queens final...
They went into the dreaded kill time by playing defensive mode,plus the Bruins staff upstairs saw Price was on all fours a lot,way more then he usually does,so instead of trying to put the heavy slpashots through him,they told them to shoot it upstairs with wrist shots...it resulted in one fluck goal but also credit the Bruins with a great comeback...
Yea that was pretty crazy. Guess Aussies don't mess around when it comes to hockey:
haha, nice! that was ridiculous
SmackCrackleNPop
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Looks like Hiller will start for the Ducks.
Quick will start for the Kings as they engrave his name for the Conn Smyth and go down as a goaltending god
Quick will start for the Kings as they engrave his name for the Conn Smyth and go down as a goaltending god
SuperSonic1305
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Everyone is the Leafs.
gutter_trash
Banned
Habs are not aggressive enough, they don't make big plays when they are on attack. They rely too much on counter-attack.
Bruins lit up the 2nd half of the 3rd period and the Habs blew their lead.
By they way, the official name of the Bruins arena is the Toronto Dominion Garden
Bruins lit up the 2nd half of the 3rd period and the Habs blew their lead.
By they way, the official name of the Bruins arena is the Toronto Dominion Garden
Next you're going to tell me the Bruins are actually Toronto's team.
En francais.
Best. You meant best.
dumbest and best are not mutually exclusive!
gutter_trash
Banned
I actually know a Toronto native who is a Bruins fan
We have plenty of fans from there and Montreal, and vice-versa.
Cake Boss from Gatineau, Quebec. The kid has tons of potential but has squandered in a life of booze and monogamy. He's been called the Alexandre Daigle of his draft year.
MightGoThere
Member
I'm psyched, time for some duck hunting!
He's so adorable. The C stands for Cute, right?
Pickles the Firecat
Banned
The jitters are starting to settle in here fellas
You would think a firecat would have more courage
SmackCrackleNPop
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Should have got the real purple stuff. Artificial coloring and artificial flavoring
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I'm psyched, time for some duck hunting!
He's so adorable. The C stands for Cute, right?
We all know you know what C stands for...
Unhandled Exception
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This knee brought to you by the letter C.
